Lilly’s Toybox
Sex toys. Some I love, some I hate, and I’m very fucking opinionated about it all. I’m also very fucking picky. The longer I review items, the pickier I get, it seems. In the beginning I was more forgiving and assumed that Lelo or whatever weren’t bad toys – my clitoris was just a problem child. And while that still remains true, I tend to expect a lot from sex toys deemed “luxury” with their luxury price tags of $75-$200. My opinions have changed a lot on items that I reviewed in 2008 or 2009 – I might not have the time to go back and update the post, but you can certainly email me and ask my opinion if you’re considering buying that item.
Some other important posts that are not reviews, but contain very vital and useful information on sex toys:
- Yes, Jelly Sex Toys can be Dangerous
- The Ultimate Guide to Silicone Sex Toys
- Flame Testing Silicone Sex Toys for material purity
- A Guide to Glass Sex Toys
- How Do I Know if a Sex Toy has phthalates in it?
- Are Vibrators Dangerous?
- Beginners Guide to Choosing a Dildo
- How to Buy Sex Toys Online
- Sex Toy Gift Buying Guide
- My Sex Toy Stinks – What Should I Do?
The Best and Worst Sex Toys of 2011
For comparative reference on the “Intensity” scale (according to my opinion and use, subject to change):
10 = Hitachi Magic Wand high, Fairy Wand (full size & electric) top speed, Wahl 2-speed electric on High
9= Fairy Wand Rechargeable, Mystic Wand (battery or recharge) on high, Vanity VR6 (internal arm)
8= Climax Twist, Harmony or Black Magic Bullets on high, We-Vibe Salsa or Tango on high
7= Eroscillator Deluxe (the one with more intensity) on high, Lelo Mona, We-Vibe Salsa/Tango on Medium
6= Je Joue MiMi, Wahl on Low
5= Layaspot, Lelo Gigi, Leaf Spirit, We-Vibe Touch
4= G-Ki, We Vibe 3, Extase Liberte, Zini Roae
3= Lelo Mia (original), Lelo Insignia Isla, We Vibe 2/Original
2= Lelo Tiani
Intensity isn’t the only factor in the end result of giving you an orgasm. Some people respond very differently to rumbly/thuddy/deep vibrations as opposed to buzzy/surface vibrations. This factor can result in a varying perception in vibration intensity (sensitivity of the user aside). Since a vibrator with a rumbly/thuddy sensation will be felt deeper past the surface nerve endings it can feel much more powerful to many. Some manufacturers will list RPM or even Hz as some sort of guide to their vibration power – but it has nothing to do with it. It might play a big role though in determining if a vibrator will be buzzy or rumbly, to a degree. Lower RPM will feel rumbly. Combine that with a good power boost and we have a winner. Consider these RPM findings:
Hitachi Magic Wand on Low: 5000RPM
Hitachi Magic Wand on High: 6000RPM
WeVibe3 on High: 5500RPM
Wahl 2-speed on Low: 6000RPM
Wahl 2-speed on High: 3500RPM
The complete list of adult product reviews (items that got a big thumbs down are at the end in their own Fail category):
Vibrators
- Silver Bullet
- Miracle Massager and Attachment
- Sunflower G-spot
- LELO Elise
- We-Vibe
- Hitachi Magic Wand
- LELO Mia
- Japanese G-spot Squirmy
- Pleasure Tops
- Layaspot
- LELO Gigi
- Bnaughty
- Acuvibe Mini
- Inner Desire Love Egg
- Onye
- Perfect Touch Mega Bullet
- Ideal Massager
- Orion Bottle Rocket
- A Comparative Review: Top Electric Massager Vibrators, Part 1 (Discussing the Hitachi, the Miracle Massager and the My Miracle Massager
- A Comparative Review: Top Electric Massager Vibrators, Part 2 (Discussing the Acuvibe, the Acuvibe Mini, and the Ideal)
- Vibrator Accessory: Off With Their Head (Hitachi attachment)
- Vibrator Accessory: Pleasure Dome (Hitachi attachment)
- Vibrator Accessory: G-plus Massager Attachment (Ideal attachment)
- Xtreme Pack G-Spot Bullet
- Vibrator Accessory: The Love Seat Vibrator Cushion for the Hitachi Magic Wand
- Climax Twist
- G-Ki
- Doc Johnson Harmony Bullet
- Ultimate Massager (Pocket Rocket)
- Eroscillator 2 Plus
- Wahl 7-in1
- Kissa, glass vibrator
- Vital Bullet
- Ellove
- Lelo Mona
- Doc Johnson Black Magic Bullet
- Vanity VR6 by Jopen
- Evolved Lucky 13
- Je Joue MiMi
- Fairy Massage Wand (full size, plug-in) vs. Fairy Rechargeable Wand
- Mystic Wand vs Mystic Wand Rechargeable vs Mini Magic Wand
- Sweet Embrace
- We Vibe 3
- e-sensual USB-powered bullet vibrator
- Papaya Rainbow
- We-Vibe Salsa and Tango
- We-Vibe Touch
Dildos
- Njoy Pure Wand (The Holy Grail)
- Hardwood Dildo by Hans
- Cherries Jubilee Glass Dildo
- Jollet and Jollie Dildos
- Sinfive Pikilo
- Nobessence Seduction
- Jollies Thrust
- Sinfive Burgono
- Greta, by Vamp
- Nobessence Fling
- Curved Joy Flower Glass Dildo
BDSM Gear
- TLC Japanese Silk Love Rope
- Suede Flogger
- Double Slapper
- Japanese Bondage Rope
- Bondage for Sex (book)
- Slut Impression Paddle
Boy Toys
- Lelo Bo Cock Ring
- Fleshlight Ice/Clear non-descript
- Fleshlight Wonder Wave
- Nexus Neo prostate massager
- Tenga Flip Hole Masturbator (Black)
- Lelo Tor II Cock Ring
Books
- Erotic Book: Caught Looking
- Erotic Book: Frenzy – 60 Stories of Sudden Sex
- Please Sir: Erotic Stories of Female Submission
- Erotic Book: The Best of Best American Erotica 2008
- Fast Girls
Sex Toy Storage
- Devine Satchel
- FYN XL Adult Toybox
- Just in Case II
- For Your Nymphomation cases
- Toibocks
- Devine Play Chest
- Edenfantasys toy pouches
Miscellaneous and Etcetera
- Eco Sexy Kit from Babeland
- Shunga Chocolate Aphrodisiac Oil
- Kama Sutra Oil of Love
- Lelo Luna Beads
- Frixion Lube
- Doc Johnson’s The Wedge – inflatable sex ‘pillow’
- Liberator Black Label Wedge/Ramp Combo
- KinkAcademy.com
- Bare Essence Gift Box
- Divine Diva – Plus-Size Strap-on Harness
Teh FAIL (items I just couldn’t like, at all)
- Slimline G Twin
- Venus Penis 2
- UltraReal Dildo
- Discretion Bullet
- Nexus G-pod
- The Rock Chick
- Berman Center’s Selene Clitoral Pump (kit)
- Babeland’s Boss Lady
- Silk Touch Egg Vibe
- Zini Roae
- Vida Lussuria
- Lelo Insignia Line: Isla
- Ono Cleo Massager
- Extase Liberte Vibrator
- Vanity VR2 by Jopen
- Ocean Breeze Glass Dildo
- Lelo Insignia Tiani
- Picobong Honi
- JimmyJane Form 3
- Bedroom Kandi’s Hold On To Me Kegel Balls
Items I own via ToySwap or purchase as well as items given for review that I haven’t written up yet:
- Lelo Ina (meh)
- Eroscillator Deluxe Plus Soft Fingertip Attachment (thumbs up!)
- Ophoria Beyond #3 Dildo
- Lelo Ella Dildo
- Buzzlet (thumbs down)
- Leaf Spirit (meh)
- Njoy Eleven
- Tantus O2 Flurry (thumbs up!)
- Tantus O2 Cush (thumbs up!)
- Tantus Flex Double Penetration Dildo/Vibrating Dildo
- Tantus Suction Cup Attachment
- Extase Zenith (thumbs down)
- Tantus Little Secret vibrators (meh)
- Joyful Pleasures Curved Joy-Flower Glass Dildo
- SinFive Flow Twistable Dildo/Vibrator
- Wahl Rechargeable (thumbs down)
Pleasurists is a weekly round-up of the reviews appearing through out the sexblogger world, you’ll find a lot of good information there.
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