Lilly’s Toybox

 

Sex toys. Some I love, some I hate, and I’m very fucking opinionated about it all. I’m also very fucking picky. The longer I review items, the pickier I get, it seems. In the beginning I was more forgiving and assumed that Lelo or whatever weren’t bad toys – my clitoris was just a problem child. And while that still remains true, I tend to expect a lot from sex toys deemed “luxury” with their luxury price tags of $75-$200. My opinions have changed a lot on items that I reviewed in 2008 or 2009 – I might not have the time to go back and update the post, but you can certainly email me and ask my opinion if you’re considering buying that item.

Some other important posts that are not reviews, but contain very vital and useful information on sex toys:

Sex Toy Material & Safety Guides

Sex Toy Intro/Beginners Guides

Best & Worst Picks

For comparative reference on the “Intensity” scale (according to my opinion and use, subject to change):

10 = Hitachi Magic Wand high, Fairy Wand (full size & electric) top speed, Wahl 2-speed electric on High
9.5 = Lelo Smart Wand Large
9= Fairy Wand Rechargeable, Mystic Wand (battery or recharge) on high, Vanity VR6 (internal arm), We-Vibe Salsa or Tango on high,
8= Climax Twist, Harmony or Black Magic Bullets on high, We-Vibe Salsa/Tango on Medium
7= Eroscillator Deluxe (the one with more intensity) on high, Lelo Mona 2, Je Joue Uma
6= Je Joue MiMi, Wahl on Low, Lelo Mona original, Lelo Smart Wand Medium,
5= Layaspot, Lelo Gigi, Leaf Spirit, We-Vibe Touch, Lelo Tiani 2, Pikobong Moka, Minna Ola, Lelo Mia 2
4= G-Ki, We Vibe 3, Extase Zenith, Zini Roae, Tantus bullets,
3= Lelo Mia (original), Lelo Insignia Isla, We Vibe 2/Original
2= Picobong Honi, Funtoys G-Vibe, Fixsation, JimmyJane Hello Touch
1=Extase Liberte, Lelo Tiani original

Intensity isn’t the only factor in the end result of giving you an orgasm. Some people respond very differently to rumbly/thuddy/deep vibrations as opposed to buzzy/surface vibrations. This factor can result in a varying perception in vibration intensity (sensitivity of the user aside). Since a vibrator with a rumbly/thuddy sensation will be felt deeper past the surface nerve endings it can feel much more powerful to many. Some manufacturers will list RPM or even Hz as some sort of guide to their vibration power – but it has nothing to do with it. It might play a big role though in determining if a vibrator will be buzzy or rumbly, to a degree. Lower RPM will feel rumbly. Combine that with a good power boost and we have a winner. Consider these RPM findings:

Hitachi Magic Wand on Low: 5000RPM
Hitachi Magic Wand on High: 6000RPM
WeVibe3 on High: 5500RPM
Wahl 2-speed on Low: 6000RPM
Wahl 2-speed on High: 3500RPM

 

External Vibrators

Lelo Mia 2 Je Joue Mimi Soft We-Vibe Touch & Tango (New Version)
LoveLife Smile Leaf+ Fresh+ Vibrator Shiri Zinn Cupcake Vibrator
Minna Limon Couples Vibrator Revel Body Sonic Vibrator Jopen Envy One
Tenga Iroha Midori iGino One JimmyJane Hello Touch
Lelo Smart Wand Medium Lelo Smart Wand Large Fixsation Couples Vibe
Leaf Spirit Vibe We-Vibe Touch We-Vibe Salsa/Tango
JimmyJane Form 3 e-sensual USB bullet vibrator Picobong Honi
Mini Magic Wand Mystic Wand Rechargeable Mystic Wand
Fairy Rechargeable Wand Fairy Massage Wand Je Joue MiMi
Doc Johnson Black Magic Bullet Wahl 7-in-1 Eroscillator 2 Plus
Ultimate Massager Pocket Rocket Doc Johnson Harmony Bullet Extase Liberte Vibrator
Ono Cleo Massager Climax Twist Xtreme Pack G-Spot Bullet
Orion Bottle Rocket Onye Hitachi Magic Wand

Internal and Dual-Stimulation Vibrators

Fun Factory Amorino LoveLife Cuddle Lelo Gigi 2
Jopen Envy Three Lelo Ina 2 FunToys G-Vibe
We-Vibe Thrill Lelo Tiani 2 Design Edition Picobong Moka
Papaya Rainbow We Vibe 3 Sweet Embrace
Lelo Insignia Line: Isla Evolved Lucky 13 Vanity VR6 by Jopen
Lelo Mona Fun Factory Ellove Vanity VR2 by Jopen
The Rock Chick G-Ki  

Dildos

Split Dildo Tantus Raptor XL Vixen Vixskin Raquel
Rainbow G-Spot Fucking Sculptures – Small Green G-Spoon Fucking Sculptures – Large Gold G-Spoon
Jopen Key Comet G Wand Curved Joy Flower Glass Dildo Nobessence Fling
Greta, by Vamp Sinfive Burgono Jollies Thrust
Nobessence Seduction Sinfive Pikilo Jollet and Jollie Dildos
Cherries Jubilee Glass Dildo Hardwood Dildo by Hans Njoy Pure Wand

Accessories

Heeldo Harness Tantus Vibrating Velvet Harness Divine Diva – Plus-Size Strap-on Harness
Revel Body Sonic Vibrator Accessories Vixen Gee Whiz Attachment The Love Seat
G-plus Massager Attachment Pleasure Dome Off With Their Head
Liberator Wedge/Ramp Combo Doc Johnson’s Wedge (inflatable)  

Sexual Health Items

Aneros Evi Lelo Luna Beads Noir Lelo Luna Beads Mini
Stainless Steel Geisha Love Ball Bedroom Kandi “Hold On To Me” Lelo Luna Beads – Updated Review (2012)
Lelo Luna Beads (2009 review)    

Penis/Prostate Toys

Lelo Tor II Cock Ring Tenga Flip Hole Masturbator (Black) Nexus Neo prostate massager
Fleshlight Wonder Wave Fleshlight Ice/Clear non-descript Lelo Bo Cock Ring

Books

Best Women’s Erotica 2014 Fast Girls The Best of Best American Erotica 2008
Please Sir: Frenzy – 60 Stories of Sudden Sex Caught Looking

Kink

Tantus Silicone Paddle – Plunge Tantus Silicone Paddles (all 4) Slut Impression Paddle
Bondage for Sex (book) Double Slapper Suede Flogger

Sex Toy Storage

Toy Pouches Devine Play Chest Toibocks
Just in Case II Devine Satchel  

Out of Date

Silver Bullet Miracle Massager Sunflower G-spot
Slimline G Twin Venus Penis 2 Discretion Bullet
LELO Elise We-Vibe LELO Mia
Japanese G-spot Squirmy Pleasure Tops Nexus G-pod
Selene Clitoral Pump (kit) Babeland’s Boss Lady Layaspot
LELO Gigi Acuvibe Mini Silk Touch Egg Vibe
Zini Roae G-Ki Ideal Massager
Lelo Bo Cock Ring Nexus Neo prostate massager FYN XL Adult Toybox

 

Other pages in this section are my current list of the best toys (in my opinion only!); my Ask Lilly column of more in-depth recommendations on toys and my sex toy care and maintenance page where you can read about all the various sex toy materials and how best to clean the toys.

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