The Best Sex Toys

I’ve reviewed a lot of sex toys, and owned some privately before reviewing. There is one thing I have learned, above all else, as the cardinal rule to a great sex toy:

Research, research, research.

Price? No. I’ve seen really pricey vibes that just don’t cut it (like the Lelo Insignia line or Zini brand)

Brand? Sometimes – I’ll stay away from guys like Doc Johnson, California Exotics, Topco, Pipedream and so on for the most part. Occasionally there are exceptions; like Doc Johnson makes a bullet I like – the Black Magic.

Just reading the buyer reviews on the sites (if they have that) isn’t enough. I firmly believe that some sites forge those glowing reviews. Go with a site that lists reviews from both buyers and “pro” reviewers, such as EdenFantasys. Better yet, search for your toy in question at Pleasurists and Sex Toy Society and read a bloggers review. Make sure you read more than one review because we all like different things, and, something I hate, somebody else could love! A word of caution though: Some blogger reviewers will never publish a negative review and some seem to be a little too heavy-handed with finding a silver lining on even the worst toys while managing to absolutely adore every sex toy.

If you’re new to sex toys (or even just at a loss on what to choose), and have question, please email me! I’ll gladly help you figure out what to buy and what to avoid. Contact me for help! See also: Beginners Guide to Choosing a Dildo and Beginners Guide to Anal Sex Toys for more on those specific items. 

This is my personal recommendation list, broken down into categories. Bolded sex toys are the ones I find to be the best of the best.

Vibrators With Intensity

External:

Internal:

Vibrators that are Moderately Intense (for those who don’t need ultimate power)

Straight or Harness-Compatible Dildos

G-Spot Dildos

Best Kegel Exerciser

Best Men’s Toys

Best Affordable Sex Toys for Beginners (under $40)