My panties are wadded (and not in a good way)
subtitled: Safe Auto and Billy Mays Need to Die in a Fire or: Survival of the Fittest = FAIL wherein: Lilly Loses Her Shit This post is 99% not about sex. Know why? Cause...
Tagged: Navel-Gazing
I’ll Take Just What I Came For
Eye on what I’m after I don’t need another friend Nod and watch your lips move If you need me to pretend Because clever got me this far Then tricky got me in I’ll...
Probably more than you wanted to know…
Oh well, fuck it. Some of you might appreciate this post. Others just come for teh sexeh, that’s fine, you can skip this ;) Random facts about me that are unrelated to sex, cause...
HolyJesusMaryAndJoseph
And I’m not religious! (at all) I picked up my box o’ toys last night – Japanese G-Spot Squirmy Hitachi Magic Wand Venus Penis 2 We Vibe You’ll have to wait on the reviews,...
Let’s Catch Up, Shall We?
Ahh, the lovely Heather of VibeReview has gathered up my next box o’ fun for reviewing, and I’m so terribly excited. Enough that I may need to take an afternoon “doctor appointment” to be...
Slut in the City
Thanks to the assistance of a very nice and generous fan, Michael, I was able to go visit Jack in New York City despite a lovely $500 car repair bill from Saturday. Yikes. Jack...
Gonna Quit My Job and Move to New York
Ok, maybe not. Do so love Sara Bareilles though (lyrics from Vegas). I’m off to NYC tomorrow to visit Jack! My first ever trip to the city. Takin the train there, so I don’t...
Still still searching…(and more randomness)
A few weeks ago I had a few prospects from my craigslist ad, all of which are now off the map. Last week I updated you guys on the status of them and introduced...
Short and Sweet But Totally Random
I joined in the fun again this week at Tits for Troops. Take a look, finding me shouldn’t be too hard ;) ~ Be on the lookout for my second sextoy review for VibeReview...
One Hit Knockouts and an Update on the Silver Bullet
One sentence. One little sentence, a few words strung together, and I’m a goner. You know that feeling of immediate arousal? It’s like a tingle…starting at about the throat and traveling down south at...
Still searching
Despite the hotness of my morning tryst with X, I don’t think it’s going to work out with him. I put up another ad on Craigslist to find a new toy. Results are much...
TMI Tuesday
Disclaimer: I never do these, and I rarely will. There, don’t you feel better? ;) I liked these questions this week, so I felt compelled to do them. A rare peek at the me...
Soundtrack to Sex
Nine Inch Nails – Closer You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you – You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Rihanna -Shut Up and Drive Can you handle...
Random Late Night Ponderings
I’ve been tossing around the idea of putting up a Craigslist Missed Connections post for the jogger. I don’t want to -meet- him, just ask him what he saw…how much…etc. ~ A fellow blogger...
Hey you…yes, you. The lurker. Come’ere
Now look. I know my site traffic. I roughly know how many subscribe to my feed. *peers* But boy is it DARK out there! *crickets* Are you too afraid to post comments? You don’t...
