Very important: Please read my policies page before contacting me. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya!
I can be reached via the contact form below; you will also find me on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr. But if you’re asking questions, especially if you’re a business, email (contact form) is really the only way to go.
I reserve the right to publish via website, Twitter and/or Facebook part or all of emails
sent to me. If you are a reader or fellow blogger, your identity will not be revealed unless said email
verges upon an abusive, ridiculous, nonsensical or illogical nature (i.e. if you’re behaving like a complete
jerk) but as always, the discretion is mine. If a missive contains multitudinous spelling and grammatical
errors, crude references to sexual behavior, uninvited images of genitalia, threats to consult a Legal
Counsel on retainer or to sue for Defamation of Character, please expect to see that correspondence
mocked and derided electronically and (possibly) physically set aflame in my own personal backyard.