Contact
If you have a question about any of my sex toy reviews or would like help choosing your own toy, please don’t hesitate to email me! I will gladly help and if your question might help others, I will post about that but I will never reveal your identity. Likewise if you’re a blogger or reader and have any questions, I will be discrete so long as your email doesn’t fit the parameters described in the last paragraph here :)
Advertising inquiries: Please visit the Advertising page first, it should contain most of the information you’re looking for.
Link exchange inquiries: Sorry, I don’t do those. If you’d like a link on the site, please see the Advertising page.
Press Releases: 99% positive that I won’t post it
Paid Content, Guest Posts, Free Content: Unless you’re a fellow sex blogger and I’ve already asked you to do so (or you would love to blog about something anonymously on my blog that you can’t write about on your own site), I don’t take “guest posts” from companies and certainly not ones that contain links. I do not have anybody here writing posts except me. I do not even entertain proposals on taking payment for a post containing your links and I’m not interested in “free professional writing” services. I provide all the content that this little blog needs, thanks.
Affiliate Program Managers: Unless I am reviewing regularly for your sex toy company, please don’t send me an email about joining your affiliate program.
Want me to review your [insert product here]? I probably will. However, I do not guarantee to write a positive review on it if I don’t like it. Once you send me the item it is mine and I will not pay for it or send it back if you’re unhappy with my review post or how long I take to review it. Any review stipulations, time frame requirements, etc should be spelled out clearly prior to sending me the item. Surprise requirements after I’ve already received the item are null and void. I do not review sites that require others to pay for a membership. I most likely will not review books. Products for male enhancement, ED, or similar are also not things I review – namely because my male partner does not need them.
Since I really couldn’t write this next part any better, I will quote my friend AAG and give the credit to her. The following holds true for me as well:
I reserve the right to publish via website, Twitter and/or Facebook part or all of emails sent to me that verge upon an abusive, ridiculous, nonsensical or illogical nature. If a missive contains multitudinous spelling and grammatical errors, crude references to sexual behavior, uninvited images of genitalia, threats to consult a Legal Counsel on retainer or to sue for Defamation of Character, please expect to see that correspondence mocked and derided electronically and (possibly) physically set aflame in my own personal backyard.
Now that we have all that out of the way! I can be reached via email; you will also find me on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr. I am the former editor and owner of e[lust], the ex-host of Wanton Wednesday and the gate keeper of the ToySwap Network.
tl;dr -NO: link exchanges, guest posts, free or paid “content”, affiliate programs
YES: Appropriate review requests, Reader Q’s, Interview requests
