If you have a question about any of my sex toy reviews or would like help choosing your own toy, please don’t hesitate to email me! I will gladly help and if your question might help others, I will post about that but I will never reveal your identity. Bloggers and readers are encouraged to email me with any and all questions. Interview requests are welcome!

I can be reached via the email address listed down below; you will also find me on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr. I am the former editor and owner of e[lust], the ex-host of Wanton Wednesday and the gate keeper of the ToySwap Network and the Sex Blogger Co-op.


tl;dr NO! -> link exchanges, guest posts, free or paid “content”, affiliate programs

YES!! Appropriate review requests, Reader Q’s, Interview requests, Advertising requests

 Curious about my ad rates? Want to send me product to review?
Please review my media kit prior to emailing me, it should answer most of your initial questions. It contains metrics about my site, answers about what things I will and won’t review, and my general policy. By emailing me, I presume that you have read this and agree to my stipulations and policies. It will really save us both a lot of time for you to read that first, which is why I worked so hard on making it informative!
I can be reached at 




NoQ: I invented a really awesome product that everyone will love. Will you write about it and spread the word? I need traffic to my site to make some money!

A: I don’t promote/endorse products that I haven’t tried. People value my opinion, and I value my reputation. I can understand that you maybe don’t have the funds to do traditional advertising and such, but this isn’t the way to go about it.


NONEVERGOAWAYQ: What is this place?

A: This is a blog. I don’t sell things. I’m not a retailer. I don’t stock products. I review them.  There’s no webmaster, there’s no “Sir”. I have a name, and it’s all over the place!
No, I don’t care about your Chinese manufacturing plant.
No, I don’t want your press releases meant for stores.
And hell no, I will not buy/sell/promote your knock-off sex toys.


Q: What is your rate for posts, I’d like you to publish mine?

A: Hi. I thought I made it quite clear right up there, but I guess not. NO. No one’s content but my OWN is on this blog. I won’t publish “guest posts” either unless I personally know you.


Q: I’d like to pay you to review my dating/porn site

A: I don’t like taking monetary payment for reviews, firstly. Secondly, this isn’t a dating blog. I’m not a swinger. I don’t review porn; I might write about it of my own volition but I don’t review sites that people have to pay to get into.




I reserve the right to publish via website, Twitter and/or Facebook part or all of emails sent to
me. Especially those that verge upon an abusive, ridiculous, nonsensical or illogical nature. If
a missive contains multitudinous spelling and grammatical errors, crude references to sexual
behavior, uninvited images of genitalia, threats to consult a Legal Counsel on retainer or to sue
for Defamation of Character, please expect to see that correspondence mocked and derided
electronically and (possibly) physically set aflame in my own personal backyard. 


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