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in HNT
Title shameless stolen from a man who’s clearly got a way with words – he follows me on Twitter and when I posted a quick n’ dirty cellphone pic of one of my two red slutty sex bras that I just bought, called it “Red hot bordello buffet”.
Does quite indeed look like “here…..have some tits”, doesn’t it?
That doesn’t do the bra justice though. Sure shows the support though! The cups are snug but if I lift and center the girls “properly” in the cups, and then bend over……well, that’s why it’s called a sex bra :) More hood ornament than bra, really.
And when I walk in this bra, my tits jiggle obscenely. He loses all train of thought the moment I put it on. Jaw-dropping babbling mindless idiot because all the blood flow left his brain and went straight to his cock.
{Vixen, remind me to give you this one and a couple others for TFT}
Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday all! I’ll be around as soon as I can, I’m old and tired lately, I gotta head to bed. I’ll be better than I was last week, I promise!!!
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For almost a year now I’ve watched longingly as peers in the blogosphere talked about and reviewed Liberator items. Recently I got lucky and was graciously allowed to review some Liberator gear. Today is about the Black Label Wedge/Ramp Combo.
First let me get this part out of the way: I love it, I have no cons to point out, I think everybody should save up for Liberator furniture or shapes, and well….yeah. I’ll be gushing for the whole damn post.
The Wedge
Even on its own the Wedge is mucho useful. I have short arms and so jerking off with anything other than the Pure Wand can get difficult/tiring. The Wedge lifted my pelvis up enough to alleviate that problem for the most part. It’s also great for missionary position sex, for tilting your pelvis just the right amount so that he hits your g-spot. In fact I really can’t even put into words how much of a help that was for hitting the g-spot during sex.
The Ramp
It’s big. It’s unapologetically big (well, then again, I did get the biggest size). There really is no good “hiding” spot for it in our 1 bedroom apartment since all our closets are full and it’s too tall to fit under our bed. The Ramp’s claim to fame is an aid to doggy style. They offer different heights dependant on the height of your guy – this way her cunt is more lined up with his cock while he’s kneeling.
The Combo
Putting Liberator shapes together is like magic. You might assume that they would slide around…but they don’t. Wherever you put the Wedge, it’s staying put on the Ramp, even with thrusting and moving. There’s something about the microfiber fabric that acts like velcro, almost, when they’re together. There’s a ton of photos and videos on the Liberator site that give you many ideas for placements and positions.
The Black Label Line
I wanted the Black Label version because I’m kinky and like bondage. But you knew that already. There are attachment points sewn into the covers – it’s awesome craftsmanship, you’re not going to rip it off. You can order a set of cuffs and accessories with your Black Label gear. They’re velco but don’t let that deter you – it’s fuckin STRONG velcro. Again, you’re not going anywhere. The cuffs are also supremely comfortable. They’re not going to chafe your skin; they’re padded and luxurious. The blindfold though….man. Best blindfold I’ve ever tried on to date. There is this satiny padded ridge at the bottom of it, and once the blindfold is on snugly you cannot see a damn thing. The ridge is fat enough so that it lifts the blindfold away from the eyeballs a little bit, enough to blink. This is a great great thing for me as I have some sort of weird phobia about things being too close to my eyes.
Not Just for Sex!
These shapes, and many Liberator items, are great in other uses when you’re not fucking like bunnies. Put the Ramp down first and then the Wedge halfway down the Ramp, and you have the best TV/Movie-watching lounger you could want. Unlike other stuffed furniture thingies that I had previously that are meant to be used as back rests, the Liberator shapes won’t move. The foam is very very firm yet still comfy and again that microfiber cover grips to other fabrics/carpet. It would also be great for sleeping on the ramp when you have a head cold and need to be elevated. There’s just a lot you can do with it. If you get a non-Black Label one (or buy a set of covers that matches your decor?) it might even inconspicuously blend into your home decor and can be used when vanilla folks are around! Unless of course they have seen ‘Burn After Reading’ wherein George Clooney’s character hauls around a Liberator Ramp for his hook-ups.
Tips they don’t tell you on the site:
♦The construction is high quality dense foam covered by a slippery waterproof Teflon-treated fabric which is snugly zippered around the foam. You’re not really supposed to take this off ever, even a big gusher won’t soak through the fabric. Just wipe it down clean with a damp cloth. Then there’s the main cover. Then there’s a thin nylon cover that’s loose and has a handle for carrying. When shipped, it’s all assembled and in a plastic bag for protection. Guess what all that creates? The worst case of static cling ever. I swear to you all the cat fur (white, thanks) in the room just got sucked onto the shapes when I unpacked them. You are supposed to wash the main microfiber cover before use, it helps “fluff” up the fabric to be its softest. I also washed the nylon covers in an attempt to banish some of the static. It worked, but not quite well enough, so it got a douse of Static Guard spray. Also for when anything does get onto it we found that the Pledge Fabric Sweeper for Pet Hair works absolute wonders for removing fur and dust from the microfiber of the Liberator cover. Quickly removes all the fur.
♦There’s a few width options for some of the shapes, particularly this combo that I got. Being that I am definitely plus-sized I figured I should be safe and get the 30″ wide versions. Lemme tell ya, I didn’t need to, I would have been good with the 24″ wide. However…..that extra room on the sides could lend for a few position-variations wherein legs/feet are ……. you get the idea. ;)
While I’ve never tried any other company’s version of these, I do know that you get what you pay for. This is leaps and bounds above the inflatable ramp I reviewed. Except for the static cling part I really and truly honestly cannot find a single fault with anything that I talked about here. Everything from the Ramp down to the cuffs, it’s all very high quality and worth every penny. I know it’s a little expensive but they do have sales which I’ll announce and their items will last you forever. I cannot wait to review another Liberator product.
in random thoughts, real life
Random updates, random mutterings, you know me. Never linear.
Where to start where to start….
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Oh! The most lovely and talented VanillaImpaired made me a Little Miss Lilly!!! (from this post)
Ain’t it cute??
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Rori is doing her Top Sexy Bloggers again, but a little different this year. She’s taking on people to help judge the nominated bloggers and I happily volunteered! Yay I can’t wait!
So get your butts over to this post and nominate the blogs of your favorite sexy bloggers – keep in mind to list the blog and not just the blogger name. Unlike last year, the number of times someone’s blog is nominated won’t help push it up in the rankings. Just throw out the blogs you read and love, get them noticed!
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As I bitched about heavily on Twitter, 2 of my “Everyday” bras died last week within 14 hours of each hour. How annoying! One died while I was at work, and I had to deal with a sharp underwire poking and prodding me. I couldn’t get the damn thing out, so I had to resort to…….MacGuyver methods until I was able to get rid of the damn thing.
So Saturday was a dreaded day filled with angsty bra shopping. Is it easier for skinny girls with B cup tits, I wonder? I pulled off sizes close to what I have at home and NONE fit. Or there were no sexy bigger bras. I was near tears until I found out about a Lane Bryant outlet near me, and went. I picked up 3 nice bras which provide WOW lift and support! I’ll be doin a few HNT’s I’m sure. I also went to the evil evil Walmart (thinking, I’m only going to one department, how bad can it be??? Bad. Remind me never to go back) to look at their bras and handbags. I came away with two slutty sex bras in shades of red. They’re sex bras because they’re not really fit to be worn for 10 hours straight, and plus it might be obscene. Just a bit. You’ll see ;)
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I’ve added another decadent cooking method into my repertoire. Butter poaching. Yeah, its like it sounds. Its a somewhat slow cook method, as you’re not trying to brown it or sautee it. Many recipes call for the addition of some stock or wine or a combination of the two to bring up the poaching liquid content, but it’s still at least half butter. I was making a simple dish tonight, simple mushroomy-rice comfort food, and decided to butter poach the chicken breast with little other than salt and garlic powder (to ensure an even distribution of garlic flavor). It renders breast meat that is succulent and delicate, juicy beyond words.
in reviews
My first review for EdenFantasys! I’m getting pretty picky with my vibrators but you know I’m still a girly girl at heart who sees something pretty/unique/fun/shiny and goes “oooooo”. Sometimes I end up finding out that I picked the item just based on looks. That’s how I picked the Orion Bottle Rocket vibe.
Well, the Bottle Rockets by Evolved are pretty new. They’re a twist on the typical “pocket rocket” type of vibrator, and the packaging is a cute clear plastic bottle. You unscrew the bottom to get the vibe out. And that bottle cap? It’s a real one. Metal and all.
This functions like your typical pocket rocket – 1 AA battery and 1 button, 1 speed. It does have more oomph than most other pocket rockets that I’ve tried, but it’s not my type of buzz. You can hear it in the video below what I’m talking about. My old trusty Pocket Rocket is the one that gets me off – its a lower pitch and a deeper vibration. Too high of a pitch and to ME it’s kinda…itchy/irritating after awhile. But I have weird sensitivity issues.
It differs from typical pocket rockets in that it looks more like a mini traditional vibe. There’s no flat top with nubs and strange caps that I throw out. It’s smooth and bulbous and has a velvety texture to the plastic. Instead of typical pocket rocket style “on/off” of just sliding the two halves together and twisting, this actually has a push-button on the top – which I prefer. My old pocket rocket, it’s either put together and on, or separated and off. Orion is also quieter than my Old Red. It is about the same size though as my Old Red.
I’m not sure where to get my trusty Old Red – the brand is Nasstoys, but their newer pocket rockets don’t look -quite- like this. They might still have the same motor though, so I’m going to have to try them out – just in case Old Red should ever die. This guy is the very first clit vibe I bought and I hit a home run with it. It’s the ONLY toy from my “sex toy history” prior to reviewing that I have kept. What can I say…I’m picky about my sex toys! Honestly though if you like most pocket rocket style vibes, you’ll like this and the more user-friendly controls.
Check them out, and reDiscover sex!
in sugasm
The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #169? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
Covet
“My mouth waters at the sheer beauty.”
Lilly’s Turn – Part 3: Wherein Lust, Greed and Risk Intersect
“She was biting her lip to prevent herself from making a sound.”
Oh Dirty Girl
“It was at that moment that I knew I needed him to take me and take me dirty.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Porn’s 2009 AIDs Outbreak
Sugasm Editor
Review: Why Just Her
Editor’s Choice
My very first HNT!
in HNT
I don’t wash my hair every day, a lot of women don’t. Some mornings of the second day, my hair cooperates and I leave it straight. Well – let me rephrase that. My hair NEVER truly cooperates. When I want it straight, waves pop up randomly. When I want it curly, some sections go straight. My hair has a mind of it’s own!
Well anyways, this morning I went curly because it can be easier than wrestling it straight. Just spritz, scrunch and go.
And I noticed….hey, my new top (you like it?) is “curly” too! The black and white doesn’t affect the new top any, it’s already just shades of gray. I can’t help it, I am just drawn to gray and black!
So you get double the curly today and double the pics because I couldn’t choose and my judges couldn’t agree on which one was better ;) Man these are a little bit….obscene, don’t you think?
and pssssst there’s some more sexiness one post down….
in erotica, fantasy, real life
| from | Lilly <xxxxx@gmail.com> | ||
| to |  R <xxxxx@gmail.com> |
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| date | Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 8:33 PM |
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| subject | nsfw pics attached….her gift |
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Sir;
I shared with her the photo exactly as you asked, said what you told me to say, and nudged her to return something to us.
Attached are extra pics that I took, I thought that perhaps you would appreciate these.
The first photo shows that I had company. As I walked to my car I saw him sitting there in his truck, lights on. That car next him also has someone in it. They were waiting on someone I guess. So he saw me get into my car and start it but not leave. Maybe he saw me arch upwards as I pulled my jeans and panties down. And if I could see him in my side mirror…..perhaps he could see me, if his vision was good enough. He was two rows back. He couln’t have seen my hands but he would have seen my face, the obvious face of orgasm.
I came hard staring at the cars behind me with this mental image playing:
You made me sit up on your desk, with my skirt bunched up to my hips and no panties on, my legs spread wide and my feet up on the desk on either side of my ass. My dripping wet cunt there for anybody to see and smell how aroused I was. As soon as a few men finally care enough to pause in their work they casually lean against the edges of the cube walls, arms crossed and heads tilted with measured stares as you show off your whore. You roughly shove in 4 fingers and then your thumb and start fucking me with your fist, hard. The desired effect….my gaping cunt hole when you remove your hand and unmercilessly press the bullet on high to my clit. My own slut is there at my side, one arm around my head in a comforting way. As I feel the orgasm begin, I move my mouth to her tits and paw my way through her shirt just to get my mouth around her nipple. I come, screaming, my mouth clamped down on her nipple. My cunt contracts and spasms and I feel the fluids running out of my wide-open cunt as the men, and you, just stare at me like perverts.
in random thoughts, real life
Look, I never claimed to be Little Miss Neat.
Or Little Miss Tidy.
In fact, some have accused me of being Little Miss Scatterbrain sometimes.
And I am definitely accused of being Little Miss Naughty…. a lot of times.
But the fact is, today Little Miss Lilly’s Toybox is a little bit lighter.
{Gasp! There is no Little Miss Lilly! Somebody should make me one}
I’ve been going through my review stash to figure out what needs to be thrown out, what can be put up for swap on the Toy Swap Network I help run, and in general make sure that everything I’m keeping is in one central location.
The reason for this is because I lost a toy.
In 925 fucking square foot 1-bedroom apartment. I lost a motherfucking toy. And it’s not a small one, nay it’s a good sized toy. I’ve misplaced my little pocket rocket sometimes and that’s not too WTF….after all it’s small and can get lost in between couch/chair cushions or numerous spots. But my Acuvibe Mini??? It’s not huge like the Hitachi but it’s sizable enough that I shouldn’t have lost it.
Those of you that know me personally are likely not shocked. I’m….kinda messy. Disorganized. Dysfunctional. It’s gotta be here somewhere! But we’ve looked everywhere to no avail.
Another thing that’s lost is the recharger cord for the Ideal Massager. Not a huge loss since I doubt I’ll use it now that I have a full size Acuvibe, but I wanted to be able to give a better comparison in an upcoming post about all the “massager style” vibes.
While going through my toybox I noticed that my Pleasure Tops broke. Ripped, actually. The thumb of the Pleasure Tops ripped away from the base at some point, I suspect during the last use and I just didn’t notice it. This of course renders it completely trashed. It’s sad because I quite liked the toy. It wasn’t perfect by any means but it was unique. I think I need to try The Cone soon.
in HNT, random thoughts, real life
One year.
286 posts.
2,667 comments.
50 sex toys for review.
106 blogs in my feed reader.
111 people that I follow in Twitter.
247 people that follow me in Twitter.*
131,400 visits and 276,300 page views
Countless wonderful people that I have emailed, IM’d, @’d, some I have met and called…..some particular ones have made this all the best year ever. I met R because of this blog and in fact it’s been about a year coming up that I’ve known him. Coy Pink, BadBadGirl, Naughty Secretary and R are all people I speak to daily or weekly. Still others I communicate with nearly daily through Twitter. Just about every single one of those people over there in my sidebar are people I most definitely call “friend”. I am rich with friendships. I am blessed.
On June 15th, 2008, I read my first sex blog. It appealed to me on so many levels and I thought “I wonder if I can do this?” I thought it over for a day, what “angle” I could take, what I could write about.I settled on an exhibitionistic/voyeuristic slant and jumped in with both feet. I had so much to say and I had to force myself to not post all at once! The first two real posts came out on the same day, the 17th.
At that point my exposure to blogs was still limited and I hadn’t read more than a half dozen. As I read more blogs, I expanded my own writing. I joined in HNT pretty quick – I was pointed in that direction by a few people on a certain social site who led me to believe it was a sex blogger thing, for sexy risque photos. I later learned that that’s not accurate.
I have bared a lot here, in writings and confessionals and photos. I have had fun. There have been a few heartaches but it’s been mostly filled with wonderfulness. Yes, I’m getting kinda sentimental here; I looked back at the early posts and comments and I smiled. There’s a few faithful readers that I miss. I’ve had a few screw-ups and a few loses but I’ve gained so much more. Dare I say….I’ve changed. For the better, definitely.
It’s all been….priceless. It’s more than a blog to me now. I won’t be going anywhere anytime soon because I just can’t imagine walking away from the community and the friends.
Thank you…
Edit: I forgot to add another set of numbers that I actually really proud of. I’ve gotten the Sugasm Top 3 pick 7 times now, and Fleshbotted 7 times. A Sugasm Editor’s pick and a couple nods from Sexoteric round it out. It’s really the Sugasm picks that mean the most though because my peers voted on it.
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You can also consider this my HNT post, just early. Since when do I follow rules, right? ;)
A worktime bathroom request shot that I thought I’d share…
* I’d likely have over 700 but my updates are protected and I become a suspicious grumpy old (wo)man when it comes to people I don’t know following me on Twitter so I decline a lot.
in real life, sexy food
You guys know I’m a true foodie. I don’t think I need to go into how well food and sex can mesh and the similarities between them. And no I’m not talking about having sex with food, silly.
The first time a new partner/date stays over at your place for a night of debauchery the smart thing to do to truly ensure a repeat performance (other than being good in bed, of course) is to wow them the next morning with breakfast. If you’re cooking for a woman and she tells you she can’t eat stuff like this because she’s on a diet? Either kick her out or offer up some exercise afterward. Tell her that if she goes cowgirl style she’ll burn more calories ;)
So the last few weekends I’ve provided some great morning treats. Menu 1 can be a little bit lighter and hey it’s got fruit! It takes longer overall but a lot of the time is spent waiting on things to bake. Spend that time burning some more calories! Menu 2 requires more ingredients but in the end is quicker; this menu is also great for those who can handle more food in the late morning.
