Category: Navel-Gazing

Regaining My Femme

Regaining My Femme

This originally appeared over at Edencafe.com, but I’m re-posting it here in hopes of some helpful comments and giving my thoughts more exposure. As a little kid I can remember being quite the tomboy....

Rant: FYP (For Your Pleasure) Sex Toy Parties

Rant: FYP (For Your Pleasure) Sex Toy Parties

I know that at these FYP sex toy parties, the hostess doesn’t have products to let people take home right then and there so they DO have to pay the tax and shipping. They’re bullied and pressured into buying something before they can have time to go look for a better deal elsewhere or a more pleasing color. I’d be willing to bet my left tit that the hostesses of these parties NEVER talk about phthalates and using condoms on toys.

Neighbor Noises

Neighbor Noises

Is my neighbor kinky or just weird? As is wont to happen when living in an apartment complex, you hear things. Weird things. Annoying things. I’m thankful that most of the annoying things happen...

The Perfect Fat

The Perfect Fat

It seems as though most of my readers respond better to a tiny, provocative 3-line post with a half-nekkid photo, than my rambling words lately. It seems like I can’t make a move to...

Wet Skin

Wet Skin

What is it about wet skin (or wet clothes even) that is so universally sexy and sensual? Not just water wet but oil wet or lube wet or ohhhh soapy wet! Why do you...

Vegas, Baby!

Vegas, Baby!

So a month or so ago I told you guys about Twisted Monk doing another Rope Bondage class, this time in Vegas. Well, the reason it was Vegas is because Tess and Diva were...

The Revolution Continues

The Revolution Continues

I mentioned recently some advice on What Not to Say to Sex Bloggers when you email them. So it’s only fair that I show you that not only do I get my share of...

What Not to Say

What Not to Say

I wouldn’t say that I get a lot of reader emails. Perhaps 2-3 most weeks, sometimes more –  sometimes less. Some are sweet and don’t expect anything in return, they just wanted to compliment...

Ratty Old Shirt

Ratty Old Shirt

I have this hot pink T-shirt that I used to love, but it’s now an “at-home” only shirt. No longer can it be worn with my most comfortable summer skirt; no, a few someones...

IN THE YEAR 2009

IN THE YEAR 2009

I’m stealing this from Hubman who stole it from NY Diva IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND…(NINE) 1. What did you do that you’d never done before? A few exhibitionist/voyeuristic things that have been written...

Lilly is Impatient

Lilly is Impatient

This has only happened once before, and at least then it was lunchtime. By “this” I mean that I picked up a sex toy shipment from a carrier before work. Previously it was at...

Trouble with a Capital ‘T’

Trouble with a Capital ‘T’

Either I’m crazy, or …… nah let’s just stick with crazy. For the first time in months (many months?) I have an interest in someone other than He Who Shall Not Be Named Anymore...

So, like, Hi…and stuff…

So, like, Hi…and stuff…

I just realized I’ve not posted very much here in the last week. Man, I was SO gonna be better at this blogging thingiemajigger than that. Better get back on the wagon! BUT that...