May is National Masturbation Month

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I know you all do it.

You all know I do it….a LOT.

I do it in risky places.

I do it for the greater good.

The fact is, nobody can get you off like YOU get yourself off. I’m not saying that jerking off is better than partnered sex, it’s just more reliable. And different.

I am going to make a point this month to masturbate every single day, and I’m going to aim for a different way every day – whether that means a different toy every day I don’t know.

I’m going to try a few new things.

And…..

I’m going to post a few photos soon that I didn’t ever think I’d post here.


getting off
I’m getting off
keep getting off
keep getting off
I’m getting off
I’m getting off to you
It’s not enough
It’s not enough
and more can never be enough
I’m getting off
I’m getting off to you

~Korn “Getting Off”

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6 Responses

  1. voyeur36 says:
    May 1, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Looking forward to the pics. Might knock out more than a few as well.

  2. PsycheDiver says:
    May 1, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    I’m SOOO looking forward to this month!

  3. hubman says:
    May 1, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    I just did it this afternoon! On webcam for a friend, no less ;-)

    ~ you cam slut ;)

  4. Blueyeguy says:
    May 1, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    Yay!

    Sounds like someone is feeling a little better about life! :)

  5. Sage says:
    May 1, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Well I don’t need a month specified I’m for it most anytime!

    ~ well no, I don’t either but hey the more reason the better!

  6. Deviant Devil says:
    May 3, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Sounds like the makings of a great month.

    ~ could be….we’ll see!