Apr 182013
 

Welcome to e[lust] – The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at e[lust].  Want to be included in e[lust] #46? Start with the newly updated rules, come back May 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!  ~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~  Bringing Toxic Sex Toy Facts Out of the Attic How Do I Get My Wife to Dominate Me? I Need This   ~ Featured Posts (Molly’s Picks) ~ Speaking the unspeakable #safetytipsforladies  All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy! Share on TumblrRelated Posts:e[lust] #46 Welcome

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 Posted by at 2:09 pm
Apr 092013
 
Would you buy a sex toy with a handle bar attached?

Because I think I would. One of the many reasons why I love my Njoy Pure Wand is because of the lazy-C-shaped design. Bringing the controlling handle back closer to my arms means that I don’t have to do crazy contortions. The shape tends to be also why many sex toys on the market don’t work out for me – they’re straight. The controls for the vibrators are sticking out of my vagina by an inch or three, which means my hand has to reach that far. Guess what? It doesn’t. I was poking around patents when I just merely looked up “sex toy”. The first thing I see is something that I don’t think ever came to light but I wish it had!!! From the Background of the Invention portion: Throughout history, humans have sought sexual gratification by artificial means. Such artificial means have included orifices to simulate male organs. Other artificial means have

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 Posted by at 9:03 pm
Mar 202013
 
So, Catalyst happened...

This is a viewpoint of Catalyst from a person with serious social anxiety issues which sometimes manifest into mild agoraphobia. Add on top of my social awkwardness a “neutral face” that makes me look forever pissed off + food allergy issues turning me into a manic panicked individual minus the cool hair color….and yeah. I got through this as best as I could, albeit I wasn’t at my best this year. It bothers me, it has made me feel like shit about myself, and compounded my self-doubts. I tried. I failed a lot. I fucked up. Hopefully next time is better? I’ve been trying all week to put my finger on what went wrong for me at CatalystCon this weekend. I’m not saying it was bad. It just wasn’t exceedingly awesome for me, as awesome as Momentum had been the two years prior. I think it was me. I mean sure, there were issues, we

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Mar 092013
 
Inconceivable!

Newsflash: Sometimes, I’m lazy. Really lazy. Sometimes? I get cranky AND lazy. I know, you’re shocked. I seem like such a sweet, brilliant, put-together person, right? When you’ve stopped laughing at that last one, continue on. You asshats. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ Sometimes I buy sex toys and then never review them. Lazy, right? I know. Usually I just bought them for my own damn curiosity. Like the OhMiBod Freestyle W. Quick review: Meh. and a little Yawn. Compared to other higher-cost sex toys, it’s awfully noisy, sometimes sounding just like a blender on low speed. The shape and such isn’t bad I guess. The silicone is weird – not quite matte, not glossy, a little texture to it, but not as much texture and drag as say…Fun Factory. The vibrations are firmly in the moderate camp and lean more towards buzzy. I

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Mar 022013
 

I wouldn’t quite say that I have Obsessive-Compulsive Planning Disorder but it’s close. I got it from my mother, who also passed on her compulsive over-packing syndrome. Toss in a case of Chronic List Making, and you would think that I have a complete inability to be spontaneous. That’s not exactly true; if I know that *something* is going to be happening, then yes I need to have an exact plan for it. If you text me and say “OMG let’s go to ____ right now!!” if it’s within my doing, I shall be doing. Let’s take last year’s MomentumCon. I took the train down, then had to catch a subway, then locate the hotel. But I’d never been to the train station here, and of course I was worried about locating the subway and navigating it. So I did research. I drove to the train station two days before my trip as a dry

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 Posted by at 9:37 pm
Feb 212013
 
Lelo Sale!

I’m currently being a typical ADDer and working on 4 reviews at once, trying to get one at least out the door whilst 5 other things vie for my attention. I have about a dozen plates spinning in the air right now. Two of my upcoming reviews are Lelo products – the updated versions of Mona and Ina. (quick thoughts: Mona – yes definitely, Ina – maybe) So until I can get something of value posted, make sure you take advantage of this 30% off sale at EF   This sale would take the Mona 2 down to $88.89, the Smart Wand Large down to $118 and the Mia 2 down to $48, just to name a few. It’s stock-dependent, so they won’t have all the colors on some things. Related Posts:Lelo Gigi 2 The Lelo Gigi has been around for a long while now, since something like 2004…In the weeds, but lookin pretty sharp!

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