Ask Lilly: Introducing Your Personal Shopper

Ask Lilly: Introducing Your Personal Shopper

I like making people happy. Sex makes people happy. No, this doesn’t mean I’m going to become Lilly, International Prostitute (although some days I consider it, when the bank account balance weebles and wobbles)....

Anonymity and Facebook

Anonymity and Facebook

More babbling and boring words, in my effort to just write about “whatever” and  not strive to fit into the theme of the blog. Bear with me :P I might lose readers, but I...

Someone stole my words

Someone stole my words

As you can see, I’ve written very little this month. The words just won’t come out, the block is being stubborn. Perhaps I have expressive aphasia or perhaps I’ve just watched too many episodes...

1-2-3-4 Tell Me That You Love Me More

1-2-3-4 Tell Me That You Love Me More

One, just one Long and skinny, it’s not enough. It’s a tease, a horrid tease, it makes me mad. Two has a purpose Two can stick firmly side by side and do curl-ups like...

Review: Sinfive Pikilo

Review: Sinfive Pikilo

The market for suction-cup dildos isn’t really very big. Remove from the list anything made of jelly, rubber or cyberskin and it ends up being a mighty small list, indeed. So I was thrilled...

In Moderation

In Moderation

No HNT this week folks, if you’re stopping by expecting that. You may consider yourselves exempt from obligatory Thursday commenting ;) I’ve had to turn on “comment moderation lite” thanks to my first blog...

Hot Fat Girl Revolution

Hot Fat Girl Revolution

I’m sure that the majority of my readers don’t qualify for this, being not a girl or not fat. But I think some of you might appreciate this. I urge you to re-post this...

Cranky

Cranky

Ya know, I don’t do it often, but tonight I’m just gonna let the crankiness flow. Mmkay? Glad you’re with me. So I don’t know why the fuck I still have a profile on...

Long Shots and Desperation

Long Shots and Desperation

Last week I told you about a Craigslist “missed connections” post I put up for the young man in my office that I originally wrote about here. In case you were too lazy to...

Floodgates

Floodgates

Last Saturday, the floodgates opened for traffic to my blog. This screencap shows Saturday’s hourly numbers – the jump from normal to holymotherofgod! While I had already been getting perhaps 50-75 hits a day...

Review: Silk Touch Egg Vibe

Review: Silk Touch Egg Vibe

On my quest to find a better bullet/egg vibrator – one that’s powerful and also well made so that it will last long – I’ve had a few duds and a few that were...

Missed Connections and Long Shots

Missed Connections and Long Shots

{no HNT this week, outta pics and haven’t had the time or ability to take new ones. next week!} Ah, Craigslist. Such hope, such possibility, such fodder for snark. A couple months ago I...

Theft and invasion

Theft and invasion

Sorry, the sexy erotica piece I had been working on will now be delayed until my mind stops racing in trying to figure this out, and my blood pressure settles down from the anger....

Feeling Cheeky

Feeling Cheeky

I’ve been spending a good bit of time lately on a couple of sexy forums/bulletin boards. (No, I’m not saying which ones, protecting my privacy a bit) Between posting and sharing pics (99% of...