Hot Fat Girl Revolution
I’m sure that the majority of my readers don’t qualify for this, being not a girl or not fat. But I think some of you might appreciate this. I urge you to re-post this...
Category: real life
Cranky
Ya know, I don’t do it often, but tonight I’m just gonna let the crankiness flow. Mmkay? Glad you’re with me. So I don’t know why the fuck I still have a profile on...
Long Shots and Desperation
Last week I told you about a Craigslist “missed connections” post I put up for the young man in my office that I originally wrote about here. In case you were too lazy to...
Missed Connections and Long Shots
{no HNT this week, outta pics and haven’t had the time or ability to take new ones. next week!} Ah, Craigslist. Such hope, such possibility, such fodder for snark. A couple months ago I...
Feeling Cheeky
I’ve been spending a good bit of time lately on a couple of sexy forums/bulletin boards. (No, I’m not saying which ones, protecting my privacy a bit) Between posting and sharing pics (99% of...
Loved
When I dug deep into the blackness and confessed my flaws yesterday, I never expected the reaction that I got. I expected for people to read that post and think about how much of...
A Prelude to Fisting, or, My Best Friend the G-Spot
I think that my G-spot has been trying to pick up the slack from my clit. Meaning, despite having a clit o’steel, my G-spot is mightily responsive now that I know her exact address....
24 Hours in Happyland
Happyland is my new name for Maryland. We had a “honeymoon lite” this weekend, just 24 hours and it was most decidedly not enough. The bayside town we go to is a spot where...
The Secret is Out!
For those that follow me on Twitter, you already know the “secret”. I got married yesterday. It was a spur-of-the-moment decision (about a month ago) due to my husband (wow that’s kinda weird to...
A Hint
If you know…..then sssshhhhhh If you don’t know…..then all will be revealed soon I won’t be posting again until Monday at the earliest.
Wicked, Wicked Girl
Listen up. I am sweet and sensitive, I am loving and loyal. When I care about someone, I will do just about anything for them to make them happy. Sometimes I go above and...
Non Se(x)quitor
I hate the word “dong” when referring to dildos. I cannot see a distinction in the sex toy world for there being a reason to have both words, and I hereby move to abolish...
Shy Boy
There’s this guy who works in my office, one row over, and I think he might have a little thing for me. I’m not sure just how young he is, he’s old enough to...
Random Acts of Babbling
Random updates, random mutterings, you know me. Never linear. Where to start where to start…. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~...
Little Miss Lilly Loses Things
Look, I never claimed to be Little Miss Neat. Or Little Miss Tidy. In fact, some have accused me of being Little Miss Scatterbrain sometimes. And I am definitely accused of being Little Miss...
