Hitachi Magic Wand: Oh my my, Oh hell yes

She’s standin in her underwear
Lookin down from a hotel room
Nightfall will be comin soon
Oh my my, oh hell yes
You’ve got to put on that party dress


Update: If you’re just seeing this review for the first time, you may wonder how I feel about the Magic Wand these days. Wonder no more! Here’s a Throwback Thursday update.

The Magic Wand. It is, indeed, magic. There are two speeds. “Oh my my” and “Oh hell yes”. For the sensitive lasses out there – don’t bother. Go for the Vibratex Mystic Wand. This one would make you cry.

Orgasms with the Magic Wand are finicky with me. It’s either a record-breaking 1:47 seconds the-crowd-is-cheering sort of thing, or it’s just too much and my clit won’t break and submit to it. The Hitachi has many uses. It truly is great on the back. I’ll give them that. It can make any stationary toy into a vibrating machine. I’ve heard it can do lovely things to rope when you’re all trussed up (perhaps someone will show me the joys of that particular use…)

Here’s the deal. It’s kinda large. It’s kinda heavy. It plugs in, so there’s no batteries to waste and that means it’s super-powerful. If you are prone at ALL to squirting, you will want to cover the head and such with a condom – you’ll understand why when you see it. It’s made of plastic and PVC, so condoms are good if you’re at a play party and sharing. (And please do share, if you happen upon a Hitachi-virgin, initiate them into this world. It’s your civic duty.)

My first playtime with this guy came the night it arrived. I plugged it in, sat here at my desk with legs spread wide and resting on various furniture items, and turned it on low (i.e. Oh my my). FUCK that felt good. Within literally a minute and a half, I felt the telltale spreading of full-body tingling. I clicked it over quickly to high (i.e. OH HELL YES) and 20 seconds later I was coming. Hard. Flushed and shaking. I clicked it back over to low to ride it out, made myself keep it there until my cunt stopped throbbing for the most part. 2 minutes.

I predict that for women who have a more prominent clit than I (mine requires a bit of exploration, some, like my friend Sarah are out and proud “Hi, I’m Sarah’s clit!” As she likes to explain it), they won’t even need to disrobe to orgasm from this thing. And as AlwaysArousedGirl put it once, this is not a toy you make love to. This is not a toy you use and abuse, let it wring the orgasms out of you rapid-fire, when you are in deep need of a good hard screaming O or three. Or pressed for time.

The downside? It gets warm. Nay, hot. If used too long, that is. Let the poor guy breathe in between orgasms/people, for a few minutes.

Plain and simple, people: Unless you come at the drop of a hat…unless a finger to your clit triggers orgasms in a minute or so…BUY THIS VIBRATOR.

Go. NOW. Buy it.

7 Responses

  1. Welcome to the cult! It was two minutes flat for me too, and it normally takes a _lot_ of workup for me to come.

    I should probably worry about the fact that it can melt things…but I can’t worry too long about my darling Hitachi.

  2. Nadia says:

    Oh yes the hitachi rocks, especially in the hands of someone who knows what they’re doing with it. Next you have to try the sybian. ;-) (Gotta find someone who owns one of those, they’re expensive but ohmygod it blows the hitachi away. I’m a lucky girl that my Dom has one. You in NY? Want to take it for a ride?)

  3. Lilly says:

    Panthera – Yes, a bit scary, but I suppose that says more for the material of the attachment than anything else.

    Nadia – HELL YES I’d take it for a ride! I’m not in NY but for that I’d bear a trainride ;) I’ve heard, and seen videos, about the Sybian. Would love to try one someday.

  4. sage says:

    Sounds like that needs to be on the brides Christmas list!

  5. Bad Bad Girl says:

    You I have to use my hitachi standing and leaning against the wall and at least ONE layer of clothing between it and my clit. I usually cum in less than a minute, otherwise it takes a lot longer because it’s way too much too take!!

  6. ~c says:

    The Hitachi, as i’ve been saying since my girlfriend introduced it to me…

    The Mother of All Vibrators!!

    Holy Hell!!

  7. The battle between the Miracle Massager and Hitachi continues. I love both, but the Miracle Massager is my favorite of the two. It’s easier to move around and handle, I think. Feels as good as the Hitachi, too. But I am glad you like both.