Fun Factory Patchy Paul G5 Review
I finally have a Fun Factory vibrator that I can recommend. I’ve been underwhelmed, overstuffed, had pubic hairs ripped out, put to sleep, and bored. I tried out the G4 version of the Patchy Paul...
Category: Sex Toys
Hot Octopuss PULSE II SOLO Review
Well, this is going to be a hard review to write. I hate phoning it in, but the bulk of the review has already been written before – the Hot Octopuss PULSE II SOLO,...
Yes it’s the Cordless, Rechargeable (Hitachi) Magic Wand
Despite what I may say in this review, I am excited about the Rechargeable Magic Wand! But first, a little back-story. I’d used vibrators for a couple of years before I started reviewing. Even...
Jopen ENVY Fifteen Review – Remote Controlled Panty Vibe
I’m reviewing the Jopen Envy Fifteen because I’m on the hunt for a decent remote-controlled vibrator; it’s what people ask for the most, it seems! The thrill of wearing a vibrator in public is...
Lovehoney Rockbox Finger: A Supremely Offensive Vibrator
No matter how anybody felt about it in use, all reviews about the original Lovehoney Rockbox said the same thing: it was horrifyingly loud. Lovehoney didn’t take that as a negative, apparently, when they...
Review: Jimmyjane Hello Touch X
Special Note: If you are truly considering purchasing the Hello Touch X and do not have much knowledge on safe e-stim use, please read the Safety section that is in purple text. Jimmyjane does...
Lelo Mona Wave
The Lelo Mona Wave takes the Mona and adds motion, meant to do the g-spot stroking for you. For me, sex toys don’t replace a human. They’re a great accompaniment. I love using them...
Review: Crave Vesper
I’m well aware that big vibrations can come in small packages but I have been looking at the Crave Vesper with quite a bit of skepticism since their crowd-funding campaign. Vesper is thin and...
Bubble Love Review – A Sex Toy for the Bathtub
If you have a clitoris, chances are fairly decent you figured out years ago that your bathtub faucet is pretty awesome (lucky people had the detachable showerhead). The tub faucet never did anything for...
Quickie Review: Lelo Mona 2
If you at all frequent the world of sex toy review blogs (or even Reddit) you’d probably think that the Lelo Mona 2 is one of the three Holy Grail sex toys (the other...
We-Vibe Pleasure Mate Accessories – Glow and Dusk
I’ve been in love with the We-Vibe Tango for years now. Well, my first love was technically the Salsa -that bullet-pointed tip just seemed to work a little better and the color choices were...
We-Vibe 4 Plus Review
Update: Yet again, We-Vibe came out with a newer model. The Sync is their latest and greatest and is MUCH better than the 4 Plus. Check out that review. The 4 Plus is no...
L’amourose Rosa Rouge
I read somewhere that the L’amourose Rosa Rouge was not only powerful, but seriously rumbly which meant I had to have it, immediately. Luckily for me the lovely French company obliged. Let me set...
Review: Jopen Lust L12
Our time with the Jopen Lust L12 has been a little rocky; for weeks every time I’d remind him to try it out because I had to review it, we’d turn it on and...
Tenga Iroha Mikazuki
For as much as I love the Tenga Iroha Minamo, I’m underwhelmed by the Iroha Mikazuki. The Iroha Minamo arrived first on my doorstep; I was so excited about it and liked it so...
