The Dickhead Files: Dr Jekyl and Mr Brad
It’s been months since I last bothered with Craigslist but when I did I had a lovely run-in with the sort of guy who, once spurned, turns his forked tongue from compliments to insults....
Category: real life
The Dickhead Files: FetFail
{as an aside….I interrupt your reading to bring this completely narcissistic moment: My birthday is next week, May 19th. That is all} I am a member of an online community, yet another social app,...
Dangerous Lilly
Back in the old office, I was taking risks. Masturbating at my desk, even while I felt 95% safe doing so, was still a risk. Someone could by chance hear the vibrator, or take...
Come inside, come inside
I have reviewed a lot of sex toys, and if you’re a loyal reader I think you know by now what it takes to get me off. Of course, getting off goes...
May is National Masturbation Month
I know you all do it. You all know I do it….a LOT. I do it in risky places. I do it for the greater good. The fact is, nobody can get you...
March of the Fuckheads
I just realized I haven’t posted anything since last week’s HNT. I’m just….not feeling it. A possible meet-up this week that has been postponed a bit made me antsy and nervous and sucked up...
An Update on the Office
In a nutshell……it sucks. Hardcore. What sucks, you ask? Let me give you a brief (ish) rundown: My supervisor: I had not worked in the same office as her before, so I never had...
Now Hiring
I need a muse. I want to write smut and erotica but it’s just lurking back there in the recesses of my mind. It’s not coming out. Also a reason why there haven’t been...
Final Days Here at the Office
I’m approaching my final 3 days in the office. Therefore, I’m taking request for naughty office pics that I could potentially snap. Or….other suggestions, if you can think of anything. Now, I’m not saying...
End of an Era
aka “No more masturbating at work” *sigh* In a few weeks, my job will change and I’ll move to a new location, new building. It’s not a new job, per se…..but the department I...
Pause
I’ve never really taken any time away from this blog, I’ve been sparse in posting but that was the extent. I’m not going to worry about this blog for a week or so. I...
The Japanese Are Crazy…Or Are They?
I never did care to go to Japan or really any Asian country. My cultural/food/architectural tastes run decidedly old-world European. But the more I read about the “Love Hotels” in Japan….I wanna go just...
Obligatory Tit Flashing (and other nonsense)
So you know how, for those of you who have a site tracker sort of thing, it can be really amusing and informative to see where people are coming from and how they got...
God, That’s Good!
Today’s food discussion isn’t a new topic, I’m revisiting the *booming movie voice* Grilled Cream Cheese Sandwich! No sexy thinly-veiled euphemisms and double entendres in this post, I don’t want more angry Fleshbot readers...
Lunacy
First, I must apologize. Foremost, for being a lackluster sex blogger as of late. Perhaps I need a muse? I’m even having trouble writing reviews, in case you’ve noticed a lack of such in...
