How Long? Not yet.
How long does it take to move on? How long until you stop comparing potential “replacements” to what is being replaced? How long until you can reclaim that thing, or that subject, or that...
Category: Navel-Gazing
Non Se(x)quitor
I hate the word “dong” when referring to dildos. I cannot see a distinction in the sex toy world for there being a reason to have both words, and I hereby move to abolish...
Shy Boy
There’s this guy who works in my office, one row over, and I think he might have a little thing for me. I’m not sure just how young he is, he’s old enough to...
Don’t Feed the Geeks
According to the Google Webmaster tools, I have 285 Google subscribers to my feed. Wait, huh? 285?? That can’t be right…. For one, the number just seems high to me. For two, I’d say...
Random Acts of Babbling
Random updates, random mutterings, you know me. Never linear. Where to start where to start…. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~...
Little Miss Lilly Loses Things
Look, I never claimed to be Little Miss Neat. Or Little Miss Tidy. In fact, some have accused me of being Little Miss Scatterbrain sometimes. And I am definitely accused of being Little Miss...
One Minute Twenty One Seconds
This will be short, and will take but a minute or your time. In recent Lilly news: I have a post down there, one down. It’s about obedience and submission and my thoughts on...
The Dickhead Files: Dr Jekyl and Mr Brad
It’s been months since I last bothered with Craigslist but when I did I had a lovely run-in with the sort of guy who, once spurned, turns his forked tongue from compliments to insults....
The Dickhead Files: FetFail
{as an aside….I interrupt your reading to bring this completely narcissistic moment: My birthday is next week, May 19th. That is all} I am a member of an online community, yet another social app,...
March of the Fuckheads
I just realized I haven’t posted anything since last week’s HNT. I’m just….not feeling it. A possible meet-up this week that has been postponed a bit made me antsy and nervous and sucked up...
I’m not a feminist but I AM a slut
You find the funniest things when you’re doing fun google image searches. I won’t tell you how I got to this blog posting. No, I won’t. Stop asking. When I read posts like this...
Final Days Here at the Office
I’m approaching my final 3 days in the office. Therefore, I’m taking request for naughty office pics that I could potentially snap. Or….other suggestions, if you can think of anything. Now, I’m not saying...
National Cleavage Day?
I just saw that Tess posted about today being National Cleavage Day….. Hmmm Does this count? Or is it the wrong angle? Maybe the click through is better?
The Japanese Are Crazy…Or Are They?
I never did care to go to Japan or really any Asian country. My cultural/food/architectural tastes run decidedly old-world European. But the more I read about the “Love Hotels” in Japan….I wanna go just...
Obligatory Tit Flashing (and other nonsense)
So you know how, for those of you who have a site tracker sort of thing, it can be really amusing and informative to see where people are coming from and how they got...
