Jul 072013
 

This post has taken me weeks to write, and has seen more drafts than hockey did this week1. Most people write big, sappy posts for a blogaversary as grand as 5 whole years. 5 years! I’m older than internet dirt now! This also happens to be my 800th post2. I can’t say I’m proud of all 800 posts; in fact I’ve changed so much over these 5 years that I’m pretty mortified by many of my earlier posts and reviews.  Sadly, I’m marking off my 5 years with a quickly impending for-the-foreseeable-future-hiatus.  I’ve known for weeks now that my time here was limited, but I kept that to myself. I wanted to finish up the giveaways I planned and the first big fundraising push for Dildology. I wanted to help out with Dildology as much as I could, even though I feel like I didn’t do enough. Wait, what? I’m not sure if this is

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Jun 262013
 
5 Weeks, 5 Giveaways: Week 5 - Fucking Sculptures

I know a lot of people are looking forward to this one. If you’re new here, go check out my two reviews on Fucking Sculptures pieces, both the G-Spoon style. These dildos are true works of art, and every one is unique. Because I know that size, shape and color are important to many people, plus I wanted to be able to open this internationally, I asked Fucking Sculptures to send me the piece I’d be giving away. I discovered the Fucking Sculptures line earlier this year and immediately fell in lust. I thought it fitting to have my 5 weeks of giveaways end with such a bang! This is seriously a gorgeous work of art. The photos just don’t quite do it justice.  This is a white Pussy Willow, with metallic-silver-toned spots. It’s beautiful!! It’s a great size, in my opinion, neither too small nor too big for most. The gentle curve will be

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Jun 182013
 
5 Weeks, 5 Giveaways: Week 4 - We-Vibe Salsa + Tantus O2 Flurry

We are quickly getting down to the wire! Next week is the final giveaway, which will be a beautiful Fucking Sculptures dildo! But let’s focus on this week. The lucky winner will receive both a red We-Vibe Salsa vibe and a blue Tantus O2 Flurry, courtesy of ME. Once again these babies are in my hands and since the shipping rests on me, if you live outside the US you can enter but I’d need you to chip in for shipping via Paypal – I think the package will weigh in around 1lb9oz. For a long time, I had my eye on the Tantus O2 Revolution. A LONG time. And then one glorious day I finally got to experience some of their O2 dildos, the Cush and the Flurry. Personally the Cush is more my speed, I quite like the girth but it’s not for everyone. The Flurry, however holds a little more universal appeal.

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Jun 112013
 
5 Years, 5 Giveaways - Week 3: Lelo Mona 2

  In my third year of reviewing I came across the Lelo Mona, the original. While it was never my personal favorite, since I need more power, I recognized that the shape and vibrations were great for a wide range of people. Recently, Lelo revamped and changed the design very slightly but mostly changed the vibrations – they’re now just enough to get me off most times, and so should be powerful enough for an even broader range of folks. The shape and style is great for g-spot or clitoral stimulation. It is probably one of the few Lelo toys these days that I do recommend. This week I have no sponsor; the Lelo Mona 2 will be sent directly from me. Therefore, I can only afford to do free shipping within the US. Anybody outside the US would have to kick in a little for shipping – all packaged up, it weighs 1lb 5oz.

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Jun 112013
 

When you review a sex toy, do you talk price? Is it just me? I feel that it’s an important point to cover, one that my readers would want to know. If I were reading a sex toy review of an item priced well over $100, I would need a fuck ton of convincing that that item is going to rock my fucking world for that price. A potential relationship with a retailer who thought I was new to the scene back in 2012 ended quickly when we discussed the finer points of reviewing. They didn’t want me to just review one item, they wanted me to review a lot. Primarily I turned them down because they didn’t have an affiliate program (I work from home now, I need all the income I can get) but also because our views just didn’t mesh. I’m actually not going to publicly name names here, because the point

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Jun 042013
 
5 Years, 5 Giveaways - Week 2: Nobessence Seduction or Romp

At first, I loved Nobessence from afar – they’re pricey, and were out of my range. But slowly I got lucky and now own two beauties, the first one (the Seduction dildo) I acquired in my second year of blogging. From the box to the object, these are fabulous. For some reason, when people think of “wooden dildos” their mind goes to rough, unfinished wood, prone to splintering1. There aren’t many people making wooden dildos that are trustworthy and awesome; Nobessence is one of very few. They’ve refined their designs, they actually *test* their designs2 and they ensure that their products are safe. Every Nobessence piece is coated in multiple layers of a body-safe sealant called Lubrosity. This prevents the wood from soaking up moisture, and makes it non-porous. They use wood that is sustainably managed & farmed, with a wide range of exotic hardwoods. Each Nobessence piece is made in the US and no

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