Aug 132015
 

1439404332234Months ago, I asked the FUCKING AMAZING ARTISTS at Shevibe to draw me for a business card for the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit. Shevibe.com is also my generous sponsor; without them I wouldn’t be able to attend the Summit. I showed the art off before, and naturally am so in love with it, that it’s now my avi everywhere. But when I saw the silhouettes of sex toys in the background it inspired me to expand on that for the back side once I figured out which toys they’d used. This made me think up the contest! I’ve never done such a quick giveaway before but I hope I gave fair enough warning by mentioning it in my newsletter and talking about it on social media. 

So here we are, even better than before thanks to Tantus donating a super new Duchess O2 (shown at left – it’s the same as their Duke but with vibrator and O2 layer) as First Place prize. Second place is the Jopen Key Comet 2, in blue, and third place is the We-Vibe Glow accessory for the Tango (Tango not included, sorry). My apologies to my sight-impaired readers; I know this contest excludes you.

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What You Need to Do:

Name all 17 sex toys that appear on the back side (black and gray) of my business card, from left to right, in order. 

You also need to answer this question: Which of the depicted toys have I NOT YET reviewed? Name them. 

The answers need to be all in one single comment, and shouldn’t be answered anywhere else (as in, don’t post your answer on Facebook or message me, or reblog on Tumblr with the answers).

Rules:

First place winner can live anywhere and get the Duchess O2. For the others, if you want it for free, you need to live in the US. If you’re outside the US, you need to pay for shipping. How much is shipping? I don’t know yet. That depends on where you live and which prize is yours. Let’s take a stab at a max of $25. I’d be using USPS.

You need to make sure that you see “your comment is awaiting moderation” after you click “post”. If you don’t, then re-do it. I cannot control the Internet and if your comment doesn’t make it through, there’s no entry for me to count.

I will be at Woodhull during this competition, so winners will be chosen as soon as I’m able to view all of the comments and find the winners. Once winners have been determined, all comments will get published. I’ll check the spam filter section, too, don’t worry.

This should go without saying, but you should be certain that you include a WORKING email address. You may, in your comment, include your Facebook ID, your Twitter or Tumblr name but I’d advise against putting it in as a link. However, you still need to include a working email address. I will update the post to show the first three winners.

How The Winners Will Be Chosen:

Once the contest has ended, I’ll separate out everyone who got everything right. From that group, I’ll randomly select three winners. You don’t get to choose your prize; your speed in answering determines the prize. The three randomly chosen winners will be ranked by the timestamp of their comment. If you are selected and don’t want the prize you were selected for, then another winner will be chosen to replace you.

 Posted by at 12:58 pm
  • njoy eleven, lelo smart wand of indeterminate size, minna limon, tantus cush o2, picobong moka (or lelo ella? I think it’s the moka), lelo ina (2?), we-vibe tango, njoy pure wand, we-vibe touch, je joue uma, nobessence seduction, tantus anaconda, lelo mia 2, jopen vanity vr6/whooper swan over here in the uk, l’amourouse rosa (rouge?), vibratex mystic wand, tantus perfect plug.

    you haven’t reviewed the njoy eleven, the je joue uma, the seduction, the jopen vr6, or the tantus perfect plug. my email is apricotcreams (at) gmail, if you needed it.

  • James Steele

    1. So Silicon Double Dildo
    2. Lelo Smart Wand
    3. Minna Limon
    4. Tantus O2 Cush
    5. Picobong Moka
    6. Lelo Ina 2
    7. WeVibe Tango
    8. Njoy Pure Wand
    9. WeVibe Touch
    10. Je Joue Uma
    11. Nobessence Seduction
    12. Tantus Anaconda
    13. Lelo Mia 2
    14. Ovo K2 Rabbit
    15. L’amourose Rosa Rouge
    16. Mystic Wand
    17. Tantus Perfect Plug

    Unreviewed: So Silicon Double Dildo, Je Joue Uma, and Tantus Perfect Plug

  • Toyful Review

    1. SO silicone Double Dildo (Not reviewed)
    2. Smart Wand
    3. Minna limon
    4 Tantus cush
    5. Picobong Moka
    6. Lelo Inna 2
    7. We-vibe tango
    8. pure Wand
    9. We Vibe Touch
    10. Je Joue Uma (Not Reviewed)
    11 Nobessence Seduction (Not Reviewed)
    12. Tantus Anaconda Handle
    13. Lelo Mia 2
    14 Jopen Vanity V6
    15 Rosa Rouge
    16. Mystic Wand
    17. Tantus Perfect PLug (not reviewed)

  • Mirielle

    1. So Silicone Double Dildo

    2. LELO Smart Wand Large

    3. Minna Limon

    4. Tantus Cush O2

    5. Picobong Moka

    6. LELO Ina 2

    7. WeVibe Tango

    8. nJoy Pure Wand

    9. WeVibe Touch

    10. Je Joue Uma

    11. NobEssence Seduction

    12. Tantus Anaconda

    13. LELO Mia 2

    14. Jopen Vanity VR6

    15. L’Amourose Rosa

    16. Vibratex Mystic Wand

    17. Tantus Perfect Plug

    Of these, you haven’t reviewed the Je Joue Uma and the Tantus Perfect plug.
    E-mail address: marrit@gmail.com
    Love your reviews and resources, keep it up!

  • Spangle

    1.
    Njoy Eleven

    2.
    LELO Smart Wand

    3.
    Minna Limon

    4.
    Tantus Cush O2

    5.
    LELO Ella

    6.
    LELO Ina 2

    7.
    We-Vibe Tango

    8.
    Njoy Pure Wand

    9.
    We-Vibe Touch

    10.
    Je Joue Uma

    11.
    NobEssence Seduction

    12.
    Tantus Anaconda

    13.
    LELO Mia 2

    14.
    Jopen Vanity VR6

    15.
    L’Amourose Rosa

    16.
    Vibratex Mystic Wand

    17.
    Tantus Perfect Plug

    You have not reviewed the Eleven, Ella, Uma, or Perfect
    Plug.

  • Spangle

    My email address is sirector5@gmail.com

  • Dorcel SO

    LELO Smart Wand
    Minna Limon
    Tantus Cush
    LELO Ella
    LELO Ina
    We-Vibe Tango
    njoy Pure Wand
    We-Vibe Touch
    JeJoue Uma
    NobEssence Seduction
    Tantus Anaconda w/ handle
    LELO Mia
    Jopen Vr6
    L’Amorouse Rosa (yours is the Rouge version)
    Bodywand
    Tantus Perfect Plug

    Not reviewed: Dorcel SO, LELO Ella, JeJoue Uma, Tantus Perfect Plug

    My email address is fa5654@wayne.edu

  • Melanie

    Left to right: So Dildo, LELO Smart Wand (Large, if we’re going off what you’ve reviewed), Minna Limon, Tantus Cush O2, Picobong Moka, LELO Ina 2, We-Vibe Tango, NJoy Pure Wand, We-Vibe Touch, Je Joue Uma, Nobessence Seduction, Tantus Anaconda, LELO Mia 2, Jopen Vanity vr6, L’amorouse Rosa Rouge, Vibratex Mystic Wand, and Tantus Perfect Plug.

    NOT REVIEWED: So Dildo, Je Joue Uma has been mentioned many times but there is no formal review, and the Perfect Plug.

    Email: meltope@hotmail.com

  • Melanie

    Left to right: So Dildo, LELO Smart Wand (Large, if we’re going off what
    you’ve reviewed), Minna Limon, Tantus Cush O2, Picobong Moka, LELO Ina
    2, We-Vibe Tango, NJoy Pure Wand, We-Vibe Touch, Je Joue Uma, Nobessence
    Seduction, Tantus Anaconda, LELO Mia 2, Jopen Vanity vr6, L’amorouse
    Rosa Rouge, Vibratex Mystic Wand, and Tantus Perfect Plug.

    NOT REVIEWED: So Dildo, Je Joue Uma has been mentioned many times but there is no formal review, and the Perfect Plug.

    meltope@hotmail.com (sorry if i posted this twice)

  • Scar

    1. Marc Dorcel So Silicone

    2. Lelo SmartWand

    3. Minna Limon

    4. Tantus O2 Cush

    5. PicoBong Moka

    6. Lelo Ina 2

    7. We-Vibe Tango

    8. Njoy Pure Wand

    9. We-Vibe Touch

    10. JeJoue Uma

    11. NobEssence Seduction

    12. Tantus Anaconda

    13. Lelo Mia 2

    14. Jopen Vanity VR6

    15. L’amourose Rosa Rouge

    16. Vibratex Mystic Wand

    17. Tantus Perfect Plug

    Not yet reviewed: Couldn’t find any reviews for Marc Dorcel So Silicone, JeJoue Uma, or Tantus Perfect Plug.

    LOVE this contest and was very proud to know all of these except two on my first glance— I think (I hope). You’re one of my sex toy idols. Thanks for this fun little pop quiz!

  • Dane

    Okay! Let’s do it.
    1. Njoy Eleven
    2. Lelo Smart Wand
    3. Minna Limon
    4. Tantus Cush O2
    5. Lelo Gigi and/or PicoBong Moka, they are the same shape and the drawings don’t appear to be drawn at scale, so I can’t tell cause the Moka only differs in size and colour scheme.
    6. Lelo Ina
    7. WeVibe Tango
    8. Njoy Pure Wand
    9. WeVibe Touch
    10. JeJoue Uma
    11. Nobessence Seduction
    12. Tantus Anaconda
    13. Lelo Mia
    14. Jopen Vanity VR6
    15. L’amourose Rosa/Rosa Rouge
    16. Mystic Wand
    17. Tantus Perfect Plug

    You have NOT reviewed the Njoy Eleven, or the Tantus Perfect Plug, and while you have the Je Joue Uma listed on your vibration comparison chart, I could not find a review on your site.

  • Ross

    From left to right: Dorcel ‘So Dildo,’ Lelo Smartwand, Minna Limon, Tantus Cush O2, Lelo Ella, Lelo Ina (Ina 2/Wave), We-Vibe Tango, Njoy Pure Wand, We-Vibe Touch, Je Joue Uma, Nobessence Seduction, Tantus Anaconda, Lelo Mia, Jopen Vanity Vr6, L’Amourouge Rosa, Vibratex Mystic Wand, Tantus Perfect Plug (not Perfect Plug Plus).

    Out of these, you haven’t reviewed: Dorcel ‘So Dildo’ (though you recommended it in a buying guide), Lelo Ella, Nobessence Seduction (though it has what I’d describe as a ‘lengthy recommendation’ in ‘Shopping Sprees’ from March 28 2010), and the Tantus Perfect Plug.

  • Hoping I got them all! What a fun guessing game!

    Njoy Eleven (which you have not reviewed)
    Lelo Smart Wand Large
    Minna Limon
    Tantus Cush
    Picobong Moka
    Lelo Ina 2
    Jopen Envy
    Njoy Pure Wand
    We-Vibe Touch
    Je Joue Uma (which you have not reviewed)
    Nobessence Seduction
    Tantus Anaconda Handle
    Lelo Mia 2
    Jopen Vanity VR6
    L’Amourose Rosa Rouge
    Vibratex Mystic Wand
    Perfect Plug (which you have not reviewed)

  • Pete James

    1. Njoy Eleven
    2. Lelo Smart Wand
    3. Minna Limon
    4. Tantus Cush O2
    5. Lelo Gigi 2
    6. Lelo Ina 2
    7. We-Vibe Tango
    8. Njoy Pure Wand
    9. We-Vibe Touch
    10. Je Joue Uma
    11. NobEssence Seduction Sculptured Hardwood Dildo
    12. Tantus Anaconda
    13. Lelo Mia 2
    14. Vanity by Jopen – VR6
    15. L’amourose Rosa Rouge
    16. Vibratex Mystic Wand
    17. Tantus Perfect Plug

    No formal review of Njoy Eleven, Je Joue Uma, or Tantus Perfect
    Plug although you have mentioned brieftly: “besides the button problems, you like the
    vibration and size of the Uma and that you won the Eleven which did “rock your
    world”.

    Twitter: @PeteJames12

  • Dildo So silicone double dildo, Lelo smart wand (large), Minna limon, Tantus cush o2, Picobong Moka, Lelo ina 2, We-vibe tango, Pure wand Njoy, We-vibe Touch, Je joue uma, Nobessence seduction, Tantus Anaconda handle, Lelo mia 2, Jopen Vanity vr6 , L’amourose rosa rouge, Vibratex mystic wand, Tantus perfect plug small. And you have not reviewed the perfect plug from tantus yet!.

  • Annie Romano

    Njoy 11, lelo smart wand,
    Minna Limon Rechargable Programmable Vibrator, Tantus o2 cush, lelo gigi, Lelo
    ina, We-Vibe Tango, Njoy pure wand, We-Vibe Touch, Uma G-Spot Vibrator By Je Joue(or maybe the cuddle theyre the
    same baic shape but I’m guessing The uma because the preportions are more
    similar to the silhouette), Jopen Key Comet 2, Tantus
    Anaconda handle, lelo mia 2, Jopen Vanity Vr6, l’amoure rosa rouge, mystic
    wand, tantus perfect plug.

    You have not yet reviewed: NJoy eleven, Uma G-Spot Vibrator By Je Joue, or the tantus perfect plug

  • Come Heather

    1.) nJoy eleven

    2.) LELO smart wand

    3.) Minna Limon

    4.) Tantus O2 Cush

    5.) PicoBong Moka

    6.) LELO Ina 2

    7.) We-Vibe Tango

    8.) nJoy Pure Wand

    9.) We-Vibe Touch

    10.) Je Joue Uma

    11.) NobEssence Seduction

    12.) Tantus Anaconda

    13.) LELO Mia

    14.) Jopen Vanity Vr6

    15.) L’Amourose Rosa

    16.) Vibratex Mystic Wand

    17.) Tantus Perfect Plug

    You have not reviewed the Tantus perfect plug, Je Joue Uma, or nJoy Eleven (though there are a couple little blurbs about the Eleven). My e-mail address is comeheatherreviews@gmail.com

  • Artemis Quivers

    I am so excited for this! The prizes are amazing and I love a good challenge!
    Here goes:
    1.) Njoy Eleven
    2.) Lelo Smart Wand
    3.) Minna Limon
    4.) Tantus Cush 02
    5.) Picobong Moka
    6.) Lelo Ina (I’d say the original based on how close the cliteral arm is to the shaft)
    7.) WeVibe Tango
    8.) Njoy Pure Wand
    9.) WeVibe Touch
    10.) Lelo Liv
    11.) NobEssence Seduction
    12.) Tantus Anaconda
    13.) Lelo Mia
    14.) Jopen Vanity VR6
    15.) L’Amourose Rosa
    16.) Vibratex Mystic Wand
    17.) Tantus Perfect Plug

    You have not reviewed the Tantus Perfect Plug, the Lelo Liv, or the Njoy Eleven (although you have mentioned it in posts you have not done an official review)

    My email is ArtemisQuivers@gmail.com

  • SexBlogess

    Njoy eleven
    Lelo smart wand
    Tenga iroha midori
    Tantus Cush
    Wevibe glow
    Lelo Ina
    Wevibe tango
    Njoy pure wand
    Wevibe touch
    Lelo Mona
    Nobessence Seduction
    Tantus anaconda handle
    Wevibe salsa
    Jopen vanity vr6
    Lamourerose rosa rouge
    Vibratex mystic wand
    Tantus perfect plug.

    Not yet reviewed, the eleven and perfect plug
    Email :sexblogess@gmail.com

  • CatM

    1. Marc Dorcel So Silicone Double Dildo
    2. Lelo Smart Wand
    3. Minna Limon
    4. Tantus O2 Cush
    5. Lelo Gigi
    6. Lelo Ina
    7. We-Vibe Tango
    8. Njoy Pure Wand
    9. We-vibe Touch
    10. Je Joue Uma
    11. Nobessence Seduction
    12. Tantus Anaconda
    13. Lelo Mia 2
    14. Jopen Vanity Vr6
    15. Amourose Rosa (Rouge)
    16. Vibratex Mystic Wand
    17. Tantus Perfect Plug

    The one not reviewed: So Silicone Dildo, Je Joue Uma and the Tantus Perfect Plug

    As a sidenote, I bought the Tango thanks to you and I’m really happy with it. I really enjoy your reviews.

  • Correct! You are in the winner’s pool, check email Monday to see if you’ve won!

  • Alright, here’s the correct answers. Since I’m at the conference with limited computer ability, winner notifications and such will have to wait until Monday.
    Marc dorcel So dido
    Lelo Smart Wand Large
    Minna Limon
    Tantus Cush 02
    Picobong Moka
    Lelo Ina 2
    We-Vibe Tango
    Pure Wand
    We-Vibe Touch
    je Joue Uma
    Nobessence Seduction
    Tantus Anaconda
    Lelo Mia 2
    Jopen Vanity VR6
    L’amourose Rosa Rouge
    vibratex Mystic Wand
    Tantus Perfect Plug
    I have not reviewed: So Dildo, Uma, Perfect Plug
    All of these toys appear on my Best Sex Toys page! While I didn’t have a dedicated review for the Seduction, it did get a mini review. And while I’ve mentioned the Uma enough, I didn’t formally review it yet.

  • I meant to reply to ALL the potential winners but the computer at Woodhull didn’t save it. You’re a winner too! Check your email!