Tagged: the dickhead files

OKCupid: You fail. BIG time.

OKCupid: You fail. BIG time.

So not too long ago I got this email from OkCupid. I haven’t logged on there in a good long while, (read: months) and so I was confused to see an email from them....

Titties

Titties

So the other week I wake up to an email notification in my inbox from the kinky social networking site I belong to. I’m not very active there, so I don’t get a lot...

Isn’t it Ironic

Isn’t it Ironic

You know how sometimes you don’t realize something as being true until it comes falling out of your mouth with no premeditated thought? Writing is like that, for me. It can be how I...

Cranky

Cranky

Ya know, I don’t do it often, but tonight I’m just gonna let the crankiness flow. Mmkay? Glad you’re with me. So I don’t know why the fuck I still have a profile on...

Wicked, Wicked Girl

Wicked, Wicked Girl

Listen up. I am sweet and sensitive, I am loving and loyal. When I care about someone, I will do just about anything for them to make them happy. Sometimes I go above and...