You Can’t Shave a Vagina
I’ve got some pretty major pet peeves when it comes to the written word, particularly when talking about sex. I wrote about all the sex slang words I hate, but the incorrect use of...
Tagged: rants
Public Snarkilation
We’ve all heard the old saying: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all” but I think a better amendment to that would be “don’t say anything in public“....
Umbrella
HNT Wicked Wednesday pic is one post down…… I have a lot of social issues and flaws (to the point that I have been asked once or twice if I have Asperger’s, lol) and...
Isn’t it Ironic
You know how sometimes you don’t realize something as being true until it comes falling out of your mouth with no premeditated thought? Writing is like that, for me. It can be how I...
Rant: FYP (For Your Pleasure) Sex Toy Parties
I know that at these FYP sex toy parties, the hostess doesn’t have products to let people take home right then and there so they DO have to pay the tax and shipping. They’re bullied and pressured into buying something before they can have time to go look for a better deal elsewhere or a more pleasing color. I’d be willing to bet my left tit that the hostesses of these parties NEVER talk about phthalates and using condoms on toys.
The Perfect Fat
It seems as though most of my readers respond better to a tiny, provocative 3-line post with a half-nekkid photo, than my rambling words lately. It seems like I can’t make a move to...
You hang in there Sunshine, you’re special
Moving on. It’s not an easy thing to do. And encountering douchetards of the “I am Dom, bow before me, bitch” variety makes it more difficult. Mz. Impy reminded me a few days ago...
Cranky
Ya know, I don’t do it often, but tonight I’m just gonna let the crankiness flow. Mmkay? Glad you’re with me. So I don’t know why the fuck I still have a profile on...
Wicked, Wicked Girl
Listen up. I am sweet and sensitive, I am loving and loyal. When I care about someone, I will do just about anything for them to make them happy. Sometimes I go above and...
Non Se(x)quitor
I hate the word “dong” when referring to dildos. I cannot see a distinction in the sex toy world for there being a reason to have both words, and I hereby move to abolish...
The Dickhead Files: Dr Jekyl and Mr Brad
It’s been months since I last bothered with Craigslist but when I did I had a lovely run-in with the sort of guy who, once spurned, turns his forked tongue from compliments to insults....
The Dickhead Files: FetFail
{as an aside….I interrupt your reading to bring this completely narcissistic moment: My birthday is next week, May 19th. That is all} I am a member of an online community, yet another social app,...
I’m not a feminist but I AM a slut
You find the funniest things when you’re doing fun google image searches. I won’t tell you how I got to this blog posting. No, I won’t. Stop asking. When I read posts like this...
Pass/Fail
You all know I’ve put up craigslist ads. I’ve got a profile over on Okcupid, and another spot. *sigh* I mean, do some of these guys truly think they have game? Are they looking...
The Geek Files: Why I Hate Dell
Now first, let me preface this for all you Mac users: You are either a PC or a Mac person, I feel. I’m a PC person. Maybe I’ll change. But I went to school...
