7 Wands for 7 Years Winners PLUS I Become Sex Toy Oprah
It’s time to announce the winners of the giveaway! Plus, I have really good news for those of you reading this in your inbox. Giveaways every month in 2016, just for newsletter subscribers!
It’s time to announce the winners of the giveaway! Plus, I have really good news for those of you reading this in your inbox. Giveaways every month in 2016, just for newsletter subscribers!
Why 7 Njoy Pure Wands? Because I’m a dork. Because that’s how much I love this sex tool. It’s no toy; it’s a gorgeous hunk of body-safe polished 316 grade stainless steel that seems...
Unless you’re new here, you know that I don’t always follow the crowd and do things the normal way. So when I first started brainstorming concepts for a giveaway to celebrate 5 years of...
ETA: The Comet G is actually growing on me a little. But now they have out a VIBRATING version which I’ve got high hopes for. (Eta: the vibrating version sucks and ruins everything that...
Or rather….my husband has. For the first decade of our sex life his penis alone managed to hit my g-spot over and over during sex to varying degrees of bliss. In more recent years...
EDIT for 2016: This post has been completely re-written because I’ve finally found vibrators worthy of the title. Recently a reader happened across my review for the Jopen Vanity VR6 where I said...
I plan to write more on this, for this blog, but for now this is just a quick meta-post. The post before this one detailed how I finally care enough about me, for myself,...
I think that my G-spot has been trying to pick up the slack from my clit. Meaning, despite having a clit o’steel, my G-spot is mightily responsive now that I know her exact address....
“I SQUIRTED!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!” I’ve only squirted with one toy, only one. “The final frenzied build-up took a good minute or two…..this was truly a roller-coaster ride and the climb up to the...
Before I discovered smut on the internet, I discovered erotic books. I have such a vivid imagination that I can see the scene in my mind as I read; my own private movie. It...
2013 Update: I read this and wonder why we don’t use these any more. They haven’t been touched for over 3 years. I think it’s because in my new bedroom there is less than...
Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night For me and Lily are together in my dreams And I ask you, “Hey mister, have you ever...
This weekend I had to go to my mother’s house; check in on the cat because my mom was out of town, and bring down all my childhood toys/mementos from the attic so that...
In this photo is every toy I own, minus the leather restraints. Back before I officially put up my first review, I took a photo of my collection. My how it has...