Category: The Dickhead Files
The number of articles written about the insipid and unfortunate trilogy, 50 Shades, is staggering. But at least most of them are better written than the actual books. Just look at the 1/2 star...
“She was asking for it, dressed like that” It’s a common “rape apologist” statement. The women who are raped are blamed because they dared to present themselves as a sexual being. I think that...
When your first line of communication is text-based, you really should try to make a good first impression. I don’t mean that you need to hire Cyrano to ghost-write your profile, or be insincere...
I’ll keep you my dirty little secret, Don’t tell anyone or you’ll be just another regret.~All American Rejects “Dirty Little Secret” For some people, being or having a “dirty little secret” is erotic in...
A quick break in my lovefest blogging of MomentumCon. Today’s post is brought to you by the never-failing producer of sex blog fodder, OkCupid. Now, I could just ignore this email. But I’m actually...
Ok so I have a little bit of a confession to make: I have a secret Fetlife profile. Not “secret” as in I’m posing as someone else or whatnot, well, not exactly….it’s just a...
“Oh, he made my blood just burn I flipped so far, I thought that I would not return” ~”Get him back”, Fiona Apple I sat here yesterday typing out the beginning half to...
So not too long ago I got this email from OkCupid. I haven’t logged on there in a good long while, (read: months) and so I was confused to see an email from them....
You know how sometimes you don’t realize something as being true until it comes falling out of your mouth with no premeditated thought? Writing is like that, for me. It can be how I...
Moving on. It’s not an easy thing to do. And encountering douchetards of the “I am Dom, bow before me, bitch” variety makes it more difficult. Mz. Impy reminded me a few days ago...
Ya know, I don’t do it often, but tonight I’m just gonna let the crankiness flow. Mmkay? Glad you’re with me. So I don’t know why the fuck I still have a profile on...
Listen up. I am sweet and sensitive, I am loving and loyal. When I care about someone, I will do just about anything for them to make them happy. Sometimes I go above and...
It’s been months since I last bothered with Craigslist but when I did I had a lovely run-in with the sort of guy who, once spurned, turns his forked tongue from compliments to insults....
{as an aside….I interrupt your reading to bring this completely narcissistic moment: My birthday is next week, May 19th. That is all} I am a member of an online community, yet another social app,...
You find the funniest things when you’re doing fun google image searches. I won’t tell you how I got to this blog posting. No, I won’t. Stop asking. When I read posts like this...