But the Porn Star told me to!

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Porn stars get paid to have sex. We all (should) know this. Anything they do that you see, they are most likely getting paid for it.

Which is fine. I have no issue with that and it’s not the point of my post. My point is that the money makes them endorse shit that, if I were them, I’d be embarrassed to endorse. But endorse they do.  Many male stars have “cyberskin” or “UR3” or just “realistic” vanity cocks made in their likeness; many female stars endorse toys made from the same “realistic” type or jelly.

I want to interject here with one thing, because this is important: Not *everyone* who endorses a toy is endorsing a bad material. Fleshlight/Fleshjack have a ton of porn stars be it for dildos (which are silicone) or Fleshlight masturbators (which are not silicone, but do not contain phthalates).

The men pretty much just do the vanity dildos. The women endorse many things: sex dolls, pussy/ass cross-section masturbators (no clue what they’re really called), dildos, vibrators, sometimes even strap-ons. The top three companies that offer these are 1:

  • Adam & Eve
  • California Exotics
  • Doc Johnson

I found this site that is pretty much a haven for everything endorsed by porn stars. If you have an obsession with a mainstream porn star, you’ll be able to find all their stuff at this place. I’m reluctant to actually link to it because I don’t endorse this site (they don’t just provide the list, they sell the stuff, and many times don’t list the materials of a toy) but if anybody wants to check it out for a good laugh, I’ll share it privately.

I got off on this rant via a referral link2 I noticed in my site tracker, from a forum. I followed it to find a woman asking her forum-mate’s opinions on the Adam & Eve Carmen’s Fun Dildo, 6.5″ Jel-Lee toy that is “Hand-picked by adult film sensation Carmen Luvana” and “6.5” candy-colored Jel-Lee3 dong” *twitch twitch* with “Smooth-gliding Jel-Lee sensations” *GAG*4.

This poor girl has Adam & Eve and Carmen Luvana to thank for the burning sensation that occurred when she put it in first her mouth5 and then her vagina. She mentions how badly it stinks, her friends bought it for her, the coloring is pretty cool but it scares her now (as it rightfully should) and she didn’t know what to do. She tried to do a search on that specific dildo but the only info she really found that pertained to her situation was “oh the smell is fine, just let it air and wash it more” GAH! NO! BAD INFO!

How many times do I have to say that jelly / Jel-Lee sex toys can be dangerous? I’m really thankful that someone on her forum did a search and pointed her to a few articles, mine included, and I hope she knows now that she can continue to use it, be-condomed, or just pitch it. If you really have to have a candy/apple colored dildo, go buy a Tantus Limited Edition Neon one and please, spend the extra money on yourself. Or, for the lady in question, she should make her friends spend the money since they were too cheap to buy her a silicone safe dildo to begin with6.

I really wish someone would ask these pornstars someday if they realize what they’re fucking endorsing and why can’t they have a little more respect for themselves and their fans? Here’s a short list of some female porn stars that lend their face/name/likeness and endorsement to jelly/phthalate-laden toys:

  • Belladonna
  • Carmen Luvana
  • Devinn Lane
  • Aria Giovanni
  • Bree Olsen
  • Casey Parker
  • Briana Banks
  • Gina Lynn
  • Hannah Harper
  • Jesse Jane

I can’t list anymore, I don’t have the ability. It’s just too many and I’m irritated now.

  1. This is not an all-inclusive list, just the Top 3, k? ↩
  2. I don’t want to link to it out of respect for their privacy ↩
  3. Jel-Lee? Is that to try to make it look like a person’s name rather than “horrible material with more chemicals than you can shake a stick at”? ↩
  4. Stellar description text taken from the Amazon link above ↩
  5. She’s a champ, this one, she managed to not vomit from the stench and actually get it down her throat ↩
  6. Seriously I’d be hitting these friends with said-stinky-dildo ↩