Review: Shunga Chocolate Aphrodisiac Oil

I’ve never tried anything like these massage oils before – to be honest we used the KY warming or something (and I’m mostly referring to back massages). Since there are a lot of different scented/flavored massage oils at Sextoy.com (you’ll find more in the Bath & Body category), I had to have -some- method for choosing. So I went by looks. Isn’t this pretty??

Shunga Chocolate Aphrodisiac Oil

I’m not one for fake-fruity flavored/scented things, so I went for chocolate. I’ve got a chocolate-hazelnut candle that’s delish, and a chocolate-vanilla bodypowder that’s wonderful, so I thought I was on the right track.

The Good:

• There is actually no oil in this. Which means it’s not going to feel oily/greasy during of after.  {Ingredients: (may contain) U.S.P. Glycerin, U.S.P. Propylene Glycol, Flavor, Sodium Saccarine, FDandC Blue #1, FDandC Yellow # 5, FDandC Yellow # 6, FDandC Red # 40}
• Since there’s no oil, if any drips onto clothing or sheets, clean-up will be easier
• It never gets sticky
• It’s a really pretty bottle, enough to sit out in “public” view

The Bad:

• It claims to have a “warming” property…..if you blow on it?? That seems odd to me. And it also didn’t work
• There is a vague scent but I wouldn’t say it’s chocolate.
• Flavor….oh dear. It is sorta chocolate, but that wasn’t the issue. Suddenly the “warming” effect came out loud and clear….and resulted in a “ewwwww getitoff!!!!”. It wasn’t pleasant. Don’t lick it.

The Ugly:

• It looks like dirty motor oil when you first pour it, lol.

Case in point:

It’s not a bad product – it doesn’t live up to its advertised properties, but I’ll still be using it.

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