Gonna Quit My Job and Move to New York

Ok, maybe not. Do so love Sara Bareilles though (lyrics from Vegas).

I’m off to NYC tomorrow to visit Jack! My first ever trip to the city. Takin the train there, so I don’t drive and get lost. Wonder what naughtiness I can get up to on the train….hmmmm….

I’m enamored with Central Park. Did you know there’s a “castle” in it? And that scenes in which the Count is in his tower on Sesame Street were shot there?? How neat is that?? Ahem. sorry.

Slow going with the W4W ad, but there’s a good possibility or two in there. We shall see. If only I lived closer to some of the women on my blogroll ;)

Oh, found out where X disappeared to…silly fuck got himself caught. I had an interesting (read: psychotic) IM exchange with his apparent fiancee. Whoooooo boy.

Rule 1. Get a secret email account. If not, delete everything immediately. This is not Mission Impossible, it will not self destruct.
Rule 2. If you get caught – warn the other person! Let them know “hey my SO found out about you, just in case you get any future weird emails or IM’s”. Had I known in advance more that it wasn’t X on the IM, but his nutter fiancee pretending to be him….I coulda covered for him. But alas….*shakes head* it wasn’t pretty.

Sometimes I think the world would be a better place if more people believed in a sexually open relationship. Perhaps the root of the world’s problems are sexual frustration cause they ain’t gettin no action from the spouse.

Just sayin…….. if I were a Miss America contestant (yes I know, utterly ridiculous) I’d wish for Sexual Freedom in Relationships. The pathway to Whirled Peas.