TMI Tuesday

Disclaimer: I never do these, and I rarely will. There, don’t you feel better? ;)

I liked these questions this week, so I felt compelled to do them. A rare peek at the me you might encounter in everyday life…

1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for?

HA! Wow…Honey this blog is all about lust! You all know of the main players – T, E…one not yet mentioned – R, Jake, Thursday and D…those come into my head first. Past lusts? Forget it, we don’t have all night.

2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton?

Italian food, but it has to be authentic and well prepared. Tiramisu (my own, haven’t had any at a restaurant that matches my recipe). Cheesecake. Ummm, oh Seafood! Lobster and Maryland Crab Cakes and Cream of Crab Soup and…. I’ll shut up now. And just about anything strawberry.

3. GREED: What are you greedy for?

Human interaction, on all levels. Money, I’ll be honest. It’s a big worry for everyone I know, and I would love nothing more than to be comfortable myself and make life comfortable for those around me. Sex and orgasms, but of course.

4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth?

Not leave my apartment and not get dressed. Drift between bed and computer and perhaps TV, a book if I have one. Sex and orgasms and lazy sensual fun. Good food (that I don’t have to prepare, being slothy right??).

5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone.

I tend not to, but I’m about to do something drastic to someone a few apartments down who keeps shoving their SWEET adorable cat outside where she doesn’t want to be. If I could take her, I would steal her, but I can’t right now. I’m pondering locating a no-kill shelter and taking her there. From the exit she was given today, her asshole owners don’t want her.

6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why?

People who got their shit together earlier in life. I am close to a degree, but no cigar. I don’t know what “career” I want. I don’t have a house yet. In short, I feel “behind” in life. I know why it happened and it was unavoidable, but I still wish….
There’s more I envy, like outgoing people. People who can bake. Those that learning comes easy to. The wealthy. And women who can orgasm easily.

7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of?

I’m proud of….hmm. My jewelry creations. My writing. My computer skills.
Swallow my pride? Yes, who hasn’t.