Shiri Zinn Cupcake Vibrator – Gag Gift or Sex Toy?
It’s been a long time since a sex toy brought forth sheer, bubbling rage. The Shiri Zinn Cupcake Vibrator clearly came from the Sex Toy Gates of Hell. I’m here to banish it. Everything...
Yearly Archive: 2013
The Best (and worst) Sex Toys of 2013
Welcome to the 2013 “Best Sex Toys” list from The Pickiest Sex Toy Reviewer, Ever. And because I really want to make sure you always get your dose of reality, we have a list...
Review: The New Leaf Fresh+ Vibrator
When the first Leaf line came out, there were lots of happy people when they saw an entire line of sex toys in GREEN. We don’t get green very often. And I tried one...
Review: Minna Limon Couples Vibrator
Minna is not a brand new company; they had, all on their own, launched the Minna Ola last year. Ola used a technology never seen before in a vibrator – instead of pushing buttons...
The Newest Tantus Silicone Paddle is Here!
The first four silicone paddles were innovative enough, just being made of silicone. But then, Tantus being Tantus, had to go and up the ante. They chose what I assume is their most popular...
The Newest Tantus Silicone Paddle is Here!
The first four silicone paddles were innovative enough, just being made of silicone. But then, Tantus being Tantus, had to go and up the ante. They chose what I assume is their most popular...
Tantus Vibrating Harness Review
The Vibrating Velvet Harness is the star of the Tantus August Sale!FREE shipping (even International!) and a free harness? Don’t miss out…. For a long while now, Tantus has had their signature strap-on...
Tantus Vibrating Harness Review
The Vibrating Velvet Harness is the star of the Tantus August Sale!FREE shipping (even International!) and a free harness? Don’t miss out…. For a long while now, Tantus has had their signature strap-on...
Revel Body Sonic Vibrator
UPDATE: Please note, the version of the vibrator in the review is no longer available. In fact, I’m not even sure that I was given the version in stores, which was infuriating. I was...
Revel Body Sonic Vibrator – Accessories Review
I was lucky enough to be able to try the entire kit from Revel Body, thanks to the glorious Shevibe.com. Since the four extra tips, and travel case, are sold separately I wanted to...
I’m a Superhero, Apparently?
Even if I had been around enough the latter half of this year to know that this list was being curated, I still wouldn’t have “participated” in asking people to nominate me. I don’t...
Heeldo Review
I’ve seen the Heeldo bopping around the industry for a few years, and was always curious. I finally got a chance to review one to see if it would work out like I thought...
Dear Lelo: I Quit
There is always a proverbial straw that breaks the camel’s back; This straw is named Ida. However, the ludicrous bullshit that stems from Lelo continues, and worsens, through the years. Every year I make...
Lelo Gigi 2
The Lelo Gigi has been around for a long while now, since something like 2004 or 5. But while a bunch of newer Lelo vibrators were getting their makeovers, the originals were left alone,...
The Split Dildo vs The G-Vibe (FunToys)
Months ago I reviewed the G-Vibe, a split vibrator that reminded folks of the aptly named (both for the obvious, and for how divided the fan base was) Split Dildo. I had read a...
