Tagged: complete and utter fail

The "mouth" of the HIKY

Shots Toys HIKY Review

Maybe I’m off my game. Maybe I’m too optimistic, but I really wanted the HIKY to be good. I thought that it could combine the sensations of the Womanizer with the appeal of a...

Jimmyjane Form 4

Jimmyjane Form 4

The Jimmyjane Form 4  seems to be suffering a case of mistaken identity. Everything it claims to be, it is not.  I don’t have a good history with the brand; in fact it’s well-known...

JimmyJane Hello Touch Review

JimmyJane Hello Touch Review

    In general, I seem to have the reviewer’s equivalent to a trained drug dog’s nose when it comes to spotting outrageous marketing claims on sex toys. JimmyJane has a knack for turning...

Theft and invasion

Theft and invasion

Sorry, the sexy erotica piece I had been working on will now be delayed until my mind stops racing in trying to figure this out, and my blood pressure settles down from the anger....

The Boss Lady Vibrator from Babeland via Fun Factory

The Boss Lady Vibrator from Babeland via Fun Factory

This item has been discontinued The Boss Lady is apparently a Babeland Exclusive vibe, made by Fun Factory. Therefore, you won’t find this anywhere else. There was a very strange and confusing mix-up regarding...