5 Weeks, 5 Giveaways: Week 5 – Fucking Sculptures
I know a lot of people are looking forward to this one. If you’re new here, go check out my two reviews on Fucking Sculptures pieces, both the G-Spoon style. These dildos are true works of art, and every one is unique. Because I know that size, shape and color are important to many people, plus I wanted to be able to open this internationally, I asked Fucking Sculptures to send me the piece I’d be giving away. I discovered the Fucking Sculptures line earlier this year and immediately fell in lust. I thought it fitting to have my 5 weeks of giveaways end with such a bang! This is seriously a gorgeous work of art. The photos just don’t quite do it justice.
This is a white Pussy Willow, with metallic-silver-toned spots. It’s beautiful!! It’s a great size, in my opinion, neither too small nor too big for most. The gentle curve will be great for G-spot play (but with the lack of “flared” base, I wouldn’t advise using this anally). It’s just about 8″ long; the fatter end is just a bit over 1.6″ wide, with the slightly smaller end measuring barely 1.4″ wide. Since I have this personally and will be shipping it out, for International peeps I ask that you be willing to cover shipping to your location. It weighs in at 1 pounds 7 ounces and you can calculate the cost by visiting the USPS site.
How to Enter
First, I’m going to ask you to visit the Fucking Sculptures site. Look over their current shapes and colors and pick out your favorite.
Next, I’d like to help out Fucking Sculptures a bit. Give them an idea or two for a design style, or item, or color that you’d like to see them create. For example, I’d love to see them do a blue color (like Peacock but just a bit more blue) and shape that allows for length without quite so much girth in a shape reminiscent of the Pure Wand. Kinda like the Pussy Willow but without all of the bumps, and maybe a finished end that provides a bit of a handle, like some of the Corkscrew shapes are.
Finally, tell me why I should pick you.
Winner
The winner will be chosen by me, based on the quality of your answers, and that you did all three necessary things. Again, if the winner is outside of the US, they must agree to pay for shipping. Winner will be announced Friday, July 5th, along with the winners of Week 3 and 4. Entries will be accepted until 11:59 PM on Wednesday July 3rd.
I like the look of the G-spoon. The gold color looks really nice.
I’d love to see a glass dildo shaped and sized similarly to the Sasha Grey Swell Wand that is like a rainbow or tie-dye color. Curved toys are very iffy on my G-spot because my pubic bone always ends up being rubbed wrong. The Swell wand is perfect size and shape to rub mine without hitting my pubic bone. It doesn’t appear that Fucking sculptures has any toys that aren’t curved. It would be nice to have an uncurved option.
Honestly, I don’t know why you should pick me. I am a huge fan of glass. And this one is really pretty. Even with a half off coupon code – it’s not one that I would be able to afford or any of their other products. I’d love to have one, though.
Good luck to everyone and congrats to the winner ahead of time.
Choosing a favorite FS was really hard. This one… no wait, this one…no, hang on… I think I’d have to go with Pussy Willow in black as my favorite, but just barely.
You know what would be great for a color? You gave me an idea when you said peacock. What about not peacock blue, but peacock themed colors? A sort of mottled pattern of blues, turquoise, greens, and gold in one toy would look amazing. As for design, I love the S-curve of the G-spoon, but I’d love to see it with a head that’s more rounded. Kind of like the head of the Hooded Nun on the body of the G-Spoon. This would appeal to those that like the elegant shape of the G-Spoon, but not the shape of the head.
As for why you should pick me, I’ll say I’m not particularly more deserving than anybody else. I will say that I have a lot of contact with people that are brand new to toys and have been looking for high-quality pieces that aren’t necessarily penis shaped. Toys that are obviously modeled after a penis, they tell me, are a bit intimidating. A few even told me that there is only room for one penis in their lives, but they are still interested in vaginal toys. Even though the toy industry is beginning to take notice and produce toys that aren’t as blatantly phallic as before, much of what is currently available (though certainly not all) is phallic enough that the beginners I’ve talked to and worked with don’t like them. I think Fucking Sculptures may be the sort of product they are looking for. If I win, not only would I review it on my blog and help spread the word about FS, I would have a new product to recommend to those that want something body safe, high quality, and has a shape that’s not intimidating and beautifully artistic.
Congrats on five years of blogging!
Okay, I can’t pick a favorite.. they’re all gorgeous! But, I have to say I’m REALLY drawn to the corkscrew. In the black(?) and amber colors it’s such a mesmerizing piece of art.
I think that Fucking Sculptures have some really great color choices, but I’d personally love to see a teal/aqua one. It’s hard, though, I really love bright playful colors (lime, teal, bright blues, orange, raspberry) but I’m not sure they would suit fucking sculptures (they same way glazing my pottery chartreuse and lilac wasn’t as great of an idea as I thought it would be). I do remember seeing some glass sculptures on etsy that were made with a purple shade of glass that had amber speckles in it, and it was breathtaking. I think sophisticated color combinations like that would be a lovely addition. I would also like to see something that has a more bulbous head, and then a thinner shaft. Or, a buttplug? I wonder how do-able that would be with glass.. but I think anal toys would be pretty cool to see!
I think that you should pick me because I have never tried glass, and have never seen a glass toy that made me want to until Fucking Sculptures. My girlfriend and I are both art students (and my girlfriend wants to learn how to do glasswork), yet we don’t own any toys that are works of art the way these dildos are. We recently got a Pure Wand, on a bit of a whim after reading a bunch of glowing reviews. With it I achieved g-spot stimulation for the first time (and it made my gf squirt)! Before the pure wand I’d only ever purchased silicone toys, and assumed that I wouldn’t like any harder materials because I didn’t particularly enjoy penetration. Now I’m seeing that with the right toys it’s something I like a lot, and with your help I’d like to begin to explore the world of glass toys. I’m also lusting after a Fucking Sculpture because after going on antidepressants for anxiety a couple of months ago I’ve found that pretty much the only thing that can get me off is a combination of internal and external stimulation. My Mona 2 by itself can’t get me there anymore (which was a really depressing thing to discover), and I’d love to have a dildo that doesn’t look like a dick (which aren’t bad, but it would be nice to have more of a variety). Having an apartment of our own means we’d be able to happily display it on our bookshelf to admire every day. :)
Oh, and “fuck” (and any variation of it) is my favorite word, so I think that Fucking Sculptures is a fucking fantastic company!!
My favourite of what’s on their site? The Corkscrew. In amber/gold, I think.
I would love them to do a deep, dark blue and would certainly not be adverse to them including some sort of gold shimmer/sparkle with it. And I’m with Christina on the whole flared base thing. Something to put in a harness or for butt play would be awesome.
As for why you should pick me? I would love to try a Fucking Sculpture out. I’ve tried a couple of glass toys out but the only ones I have found have been straight and uncomfortable. FS’s pieces just look much more naturally curved, and, well, comfortable. It doesn’t hurt that they’re good looking too and not some sort of penis copy.
Anyway, whoever you choose to win, Thank You for your years of blogging and reviews and I hope there are many more to come!
I think my favorite currently is the Corkscrew, love the metallic color and it looks like it would have a real interesting feel.
I’d love something like the Pussywillow, but more wavy than bumpy and some kind of handle. Colors? I usually go for blues and greens, but for this? Pure black, I think.
Okay, #3. You should pick me because I just bought my first dildo 3 days ago (yeah, I know, an erotic writer without a toy box). Abuse survivor and self pleasure has always been flat out impossible for me. (Thankfully, playing with others has been doable, though occasionally difficult. Think I would have gone insane otherwise.) Had a panic attack in the toy store, then got home and did a celebration dance ’cause I finally did it! Even better, I am able to use the damn thing, and having much fun with it. So, now I really need catch up on those years of not being able to play with myself and start building a proper toy box.
First of all, CONGRATULATIONS with your 5 year anniversary.
When visiting the Fucking Sculptures website, the Two-Cumber really jumped out at me. I literally said to my love: “Look at this, you could put it on the salon table and vanilla people would believe it is art.” It is incredibly stunning. I would go for the black one, since it looks most stylish, in my opinion, and because we do not have a black toy yet.
Then, what I would love to see added to their collection is a very sleek toy, without any bumps, long and with a slight curve. One end should be a bit thinner, and one end thicker, but gradually increasing so you do not have a ‘head’. It would just be lots of fun to be able to use one for anal pleasure, but without it stretching too much. Color-wise, the gradient colors of an Egyptian scarab would be enchanting.
I am a kinky sextoy promoter and have 11.000+ organic fans on my Facebook page (with 30% engagement rate)that have come to know me as a recommender of unique, quality, interesting, amazing play accessories. My main area is bondage, however I find that toys do greatly enhance the experience of someone that has already been tied up. And with this in mind, I feel that me being able to get my hands on one of Fucking Statues’ toys would be a great way for me to introduce this to my audience, and have them also benefit from knowing about these great works of art. But besides all of that, I just feel the Pussy Willow already, in places I am not going to mention here.
If the two-cumber can be produced with the neat coloring of the g-spoon, that would totally be my favorite.
I collect glass of all sorts. Marbles, pipes, bottles, etc. I dunno what my obsession is with glass. It’s pretty? Lol. Oddly enough, I don’t have a whole lot of glass toys, so I wasn’t really sure what kinds of coloring is possible. So I googled glass art. If they could make a toy that looked like this http://3.bp.blogspot.com/–Nd7a7nNztg/ThWshlEyckI/AAAAAAAAAFc/aOBKGnnlAyU/s1600/38377.jpg (coloring) shaped sort of like an eggplant, I’d be all over that. I mean, not exactly like an eggplant. But it would have a tapered “handle”, maybe corkscrewed like you mentioned, so that your hands didn’t slip off in use. The other end would be big and bulbous and smooth, like the bottom of an eggplant. Yeah, that would be perfect.
As for why you should give this toy to me…well, I would definitely review it to help promote the company. That’s a given. But besides that, like everyone else has said, I’m no more deserving than anyone else who’s entered. I’ve just been gaga over Fucking Sculptures since I saw you and Epiphora talking about them because theyre absolutely gorgeous, and they seem to really care what their customers want, so I would really like to try one. Plus, I never win anything, so it would be really nice to win something for once.
Hmm, I’m really liking the hooded nun’s shape. Looks like it’d get pleasantly deep. I’m loving the two-tone look with the white and black at the tip, but I would probably go for green or gold. I actually want it to be orange with a green tip, like a pumpkin. It kinda reminds me of all those neat little glass pumpkin/squash sculptures, so it might even fit in with a collection if it were colored like that. (like https://www.artfulhome.com/item_images/A/6201-6300/full/A6245-030f.jpg )
I’d like something long, mostly straight, and with a handle, that vaguely looks like a fall squash.
You shouldn’t pick me because I actually don’t really want this one, I just wanted to talk about the sculptures!
I love the two cucumber in that default charcoal shade but I think pussywillow would be best for me. I’d get it in white maybe. It’s gorgeous.
Oops. I shouldn’t have hit enter. Of course, I want to see purple. Something with swirls. Or a galaxy-inspired color. I don’t know how they make them so maybe that’s not possible but I’d like to fuck myself with the universe.
So why should you pick me? Because I’ve never used stone anything and I need to try it at least once, right?
I really like the look (and name) of the Two-Cumber, and I love that it’s available in different sizes. But honestly, I’d be thrilled to try any of their designs. As for color, I think the green looks really cool.
I love everyone’s suggestions for new designs. I’m not the least bit creative and totally lack imagination, so I don’t have anything original to add, but I love the idea of a handle, and curved toys with bulbous tips usually work really well for me.
I would love for you to pick me because I’ve heard nothing but good things about Fucking Sculptures and I wouldn’t be able to afford to buy one. However, I already have more dildos than I really need, so somebody who’s newer to the word of sex toys would possibly be more deserving. I still wanted to support your giveaway, and congratulations on 5 years!
First off major congrats Lilly – I have been working for a year to try to get a decent blog up and it has proven to be WAY tougher than simply sitting down and writing. A successful site is obviously a heck of a lot of work and I commend you.
So Fucking Sculptures- yes they are very beautiful and I like that they don’t look like all of the other glass I’ve seen BUT I do think that they definitely need some thinner options. I chose my fav (which would have been the Pussy willow ) by girth ahead of form and that made it the Hooded Nun. I have to say that the colors are what I love best and I would go with a small version in white. Why should you give it to me? Hmmm because I deserve to fuck a fucking sculpture dammit!!!! Haha I guess we all do though right? I would love to review one on my new domain – glass is something I have previously only truly enjoyed with an icicles #24 and the Nun has a curious texture to one end that I would love to try. At over$100 I won’t be able to afford my own so I implore if anyone has a Fucking Sculpture that they don’t love fucking – please let me fuck it!!!!
AAHHH. Be still, my heart!
1. I would love one of the small black Hooded Nun. That thing looks incredible, and I’ve been dying to get my hands on something from Fucking Sculptures.
2. A light purple Hooded Nun with a darker purple bit on the end (imagine the white Hooded Nun on their website, but purple) would make me insanely happy. If I could have all of my sex toys be various shades purple, I would. Continuity is my jam.
3. I’ve been searching high and low for a great G-spot dildo. Unfortunately, I don’t have much disposable income right now because it’s all going to my wedding and my subsequent international move. Nothing I’ve tried so far has been as effective as I’ve heard G-spot dildos can be. Am I chasing a myth? Am I not built for G-spot stimulation? I have no idea. But I’d certainly like to find out, and it would be one killer wedding present.
1) The gold G-Spoon is just gorgeous…I love the pearlescent effect, and the coloring makes it look like a vintage object, like there’s a patina on it or something. Very cool.
2) I agree that a Pure Wand-esque shape would be nice (since I still haven’t gotten to try one), and something with a flange on the end would be really helpful. (Not that I’d necessarily use it anally, but I don’t like feeling inhibited by the lack of that option!)
3) I fall into the “no more or less worthy than anyone else” camp, like a lot of posters here. But why would I *like* one? I’ve never tried a glass toy, and don’t have the budget to buy one just for kicks. The slight trepidation I have (I mean, I know it’s sturdy, but it’s hard glass!) coupled with the raves I’ve heard about it make me feel like the experience would really broaden my horizons, so to speak…
I like the looks of the G-spoon, perhaps in gold. (I would also love to see examples of all the colors on the website if possible.)
I love vibrant colors, such as a sapphire, teal, salmon, goldenrod. I would LOVE a salmon colored Hooded Nun-type dildo, but with a rather wide, slightly curved tip (1.5″ or so wide).
I want to be chosen so I can proudly display a Fucking Sculptures piece like it is a badass work of beautiful, sexual art. I want to set it on my coffee table, desk, counter, and everywhere else in my house so that I can admire it when I’m not using it to fuck myself.
Congrats on 5 years! YAYAYAY! :)
So I love the two-cumber and the black color is simply amazing looking. Mostly because the two-cumber is reminiscent of a unicorn horn and due to a very odd school I am very partial to unicorns.
I wish Fucking Sculptures would make a straight sculpture. I know a lot of women really like g-spot stimulation but I am not one of them. G-spot toys have a habit of sticking behind me pubic bone and just hurting rather than giving me any form of pleasure. My g-spot doesn’t want to be messed with and I respect that. Also, a toy that had a graduated size would be nice. More for stretching and enjoying than simply thrusting. I’d kind of like to see a mystery option or perhaps like Bad Dragon does with Friday Flops with custom and weird color mixes. I’d like to see some more jewel-tones. Bright colors with a lot of pop to them.
This is the only one of your anniversary contests I’ve entered because this is the only toy I really wanted. In the world of truly safe toys, pure silicone, glass, and metal reign supreme. I have found that even with a lot of extra lube, silicone just doesn’t agree with me. It sticks uncomfortably and just in general, ugh. Even Lelo’s super soft coated silicone doesn’t work for me. That leaves me with glass and metal. I have found that I have a particular fondness for glass. It goes in silky smooth. It accepts and retains heat relatively well. Mostly though, it has no give. Which for a lot of people is a deal breaker. I on the other hand want my toys rock solid with no give what-so-ever. Any kind of texture on a toy with give just doesn’t translate well to my vagina. I can kind of feel it, but I can mostly feel the squish. I don’t like that at all. I want to clench around something solid. This leads me to why is Fucking Sculptures so appealing? Same reason Crystal Delights is. They are a small company that is hand making each item. They’re quality is amazing, they are made in America, by craftsmen. They really are works of art, not just a mold filled with glass in a factory somewhere. That means a lot. I also just have a fondness for buying handmade things and having the artists actually getting paid for their work rather than a large company taking an artists work and mass producing it. So yes, I very much want the pussywillow. (I won’t lie, I love the name and keep making HP Whomping Willow jokes about it as well. XD)
I love the look and shape of the G-spoon. However, I wish it was a bit longer for those who have deeper g-spots like me.
When thinking about designs and colors… I would love to see one a bit wider and longer then they standard size.. something for the size queens.
Color’s, I’ve been lusting to find a toy that looks like a tiger tail or a zebra.
Hubby would love to see some designs for anal play. Not all curved up for p-spot fun, but rather one to use in a similar fashion to pegging play.
He loves the idea of blue and silver coloring.
Thanks for the great giveaway! Congrats on five years of blood, sweet, and tears. I know it hasn’t been an easy road. We’re all so glad you stuck with it and have this wonderful place where we can learn and expand our sexual endeavors.
~ One of the things about Fucking Sculptures, that I’ve found, is that most of them are NOT “standard” size. I own 3 and am giving 1 away, and my 3 are pretty decent sized. They give you 3 size options. the Large, and sometimes even Medium, is really seriously huge. Did you look at the reviews I posted that have photos showing the size??
I don’t actually have all that much of a favourite on the Fucking Sculptures website. I have if clauses. Lemme explain.
The amber Corkscrew is GORGEOUS in terms of size and depth of colour and also the lack of scarily-curved-in tip as seen on the red and the black corkscrew. The corkscrew shape I like a lot … until the thin, curvy end. I am fat. My labia are fat. My vulva is fat, especially when I’m aroused. Trying to thrust with a glass toy that is curved INWARDS … no. No, no, ouch, no. It could very well poke my belly, if it was big, and poke my labia/pubic mound if it was small. I would be frightened of ordering a corkscrew in case I couldn’t use it.
If I had a most-intriguing toy pick, it would be the green twocumber. Mmm, yes. I like the shape of it, but for colour I would more prefer the red. However, the curve on the corkscrew would be a lot easier to grip than the fat curve on the twocumber (the green one alleviates this a little).
So my suggestion is this: combine them. Twisty glass dildo, nice and fat and wide (twisty for grip all along the dildo) with a slightly thinner end that is rounded and doesn’t curve inwards. Am I basically describing the green two-cumber? Yes. With a caveat: it may or may not curve in quite enough for thrusting.
For actual actually really truly would-be-used toy, I would use the three-blob pussywillow you’ve got up for giveaway rather than any on the site, because I love just shoving in a fat end, letting the other ends hang around all nice and heavy, and just working it with a clit vibe —
[intermission]: THE SALSA IS A REVELATION, BY THE WAY, I HAVE TWO NOW THANK YOU FOR YOUR REVIEW THAAAAAAANK YOOOOOOU FROM MY CLIT
— until I inevitably squirt through my mattress. It’s just curvy enough to be comfortable, while not curvy enough to be a thrusting toy in my usual position. But I wouldn’t be thrusting with it — I really, really like the looks of the heads a lot. I really do.
So why should you give this to me? I will write a really, really long review with oodles of suggestions!
But other than that, I don’t know. I really enjoy glass. This pussywillow would probably be the only FS toy I could reliably enjoy in terms of shape, and I love the depth of colour even in the pictures you’ve got here (and I doubt they can really convey it).
It’s probably also the only chance I have, which is why I entered this giveaway unlike the others. Unless I bought from SheVibe, but holy fuck shipping from the US to Aus is a fucking nightmare if I am buying from a store. If it’s people, it’s fine, but for some reason shops just … cost. $30, $40, $50. $60+ shipping is not uncommon if an order is even slightly heavy (like more than a pound heavy), and usually even if it’s not. It is fucking ridiculous. I’m not sure about calculating shipping to Aus on the USPS site, because I have no idea what packaging you would be using, but I have bought through people before and paying someone shipping is usually so very much less, so I am confident that I could easily pay.)
I just tested the FS site, and they only ship to the US. So I tested SheVibe, ordering only the medium green Pussywillow, and my checkout screen in International Checkout, what they use for international orders outside of the US and Canada, says, all in USD:
Merchandise Subtotal: 149.99
Shipping to Australia
– Shipping and Handling: 49.93
GRAND TOTAL: 199.92
Yeah, I can’t afford to eat $50 in shipping on top of the existing price.
So why should you give this to me?
Because UNIQUE REVIEW OPPORTUNITY wherein I will tell you ALL ABOUT IT!? Yeah, I got nothing. I just really hope you pick me and I can cradle this pussywillow and croon to it. Maybe sleep with it. Hug it, definitely. Use it? Oh, yes.