Sextoy.com Review: Nexus G-pod
So this is going to be the first time ever with this sort of review…..because not too long after I was sent the Nexus G-pod, Nexus discontinued it. We’ve had no word if the company plans to replace it with something “new and improved”. Sadly, this means that there are even fewer attachments for the Hitachi out there that are silicone. But, being the good lil reviewer I am, I’m trying to find out what your other options are. We’ll get to those in a minute though. First…….
The fairytale of……. The Geeky Princess and her Magic Wand.
ahem
There once was a Princess, geeky and fair.
Suitors across the land gave her their wares
Her opinions they sought
Be it positive or not:
“Princess, was it orgasm or despair?”
{Nexus G-Pod vs Miracle Massager Attachment}
The Princess compared betwixt her two toys
She tried out the new one as instruction implied
But she cried out “Ouch! I do not enjoy!”
And so she thought for something different to try
The local wizard applied ribbons and magic
The Princess, determined, tried all sorts of things
But her final spell ended up quite tragic
She thought she could make her friendly pussy purr
By a tap or a flourish of her trusty Magic Wand
But her efforts backfired, a horror did occur!
Her pussy turned to lion and ran away with a roar.
Tada! (I apologize for the poor rhyming)
Anyways. The nubs, in theory, are good but the whole thing was just too firm. Once it vibrated at Hitachi Warp Speed, holy ow. And y’all know I kinda have a clit o’ steel. Vibrating nubs become kinda itchy. Not fun.
We’ve got some options. There’s a few here that are affordable but not silicone, not do they stimulate more than one area at once. Here is one that is the same design, but “soft jelly” – likely not Phthalates-free, and not for sharing but “soft jelly” might mean that the nubs are no longer owie and itchy. Here is a nice non-nubby alternative dual-stimulator. It’s not specifically for THE Hitachi, but should fit nonetheless.
Since this thing IS silicone and boilable, therefore can be shared, perhaps I’ll try it out on someone else someday and see if they like it – I’ve read other positive reviews, others have liked it.
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Yes it’s always funny to work the word ‘pussy’ into a poem.
Nubs are not always a blessing….
Thanks for taking one for the team! Clits everywhere thank you for your efforts
That was the most entertaining review of a sex toy I’ve ever read! MOAR!
~ Why thank you darling, but once I put the g-pod on the Hitachi, the post wrote itself! :D
I love this!!! :)
Rofl okies that made me giggle profusely! Hehe clit’o’steel had me chuckling so much my little one just asked me what was so funny … ;) x
~ Ha, thanks! Always interesting to try to explain to others what you were giggling at, when it’s not appropriate for mixed company ;)
My god. That could double as a boat motor.
~ Hmmm. Nah, it’s too firm, it wouldn’t go ppppbbbbtttttt enough to get some waves goin =D
Ha, hilarious, I loved it! great review you should rhyme more often. look I even made an attempt at a poem about you and all your hundreds of toys! There was once a charming young filly, who had not much need for a willy, and you know well as I, from the clues in this rhyme, that the name of this filly is Lilly!
Love it! Too cute!
Omg when I first saw that thing I was like “Bah” – it scared the hell out of me…but as I read on I of course liked it because it’s an extension of the Hitachi and you know how bias I am toward that.
I loved your rhyme, btw…it was cute!