Sep 262009
 

Last Saturday, the floodgates opened for traffic to my blog. This screencap shows Saturday’s hourly numbers – the jump from normal to holymotherofgod!

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While I had already been getting perhaps 50-75 hits a day for the last week from The Kristen Archives, a site containing a monstrous compendium of erotica in all 687 flavors, I wasn’t prepared for what would happen when my site name got featured for a week. Because I have a link to the site over there in my side bar, my blog name was on the site’s referral section at the bottom of the main page (I think it happens automatically as soon as their referral-grabber-bot finds the link). I was pretty close to the bottom of the list even, but still got nice traffic. So on Saturday when my numbers flew through the roof, I kept checking the site wondering what the hell happened. A few of  my friends looked, I checked the site with all 3 browsers that I have, and still nothing showed as being different. Until Sunday when it was then pointed out to me that my blog name was featured up at the top of the site.Why it took us 24 hours to see that, I’m not really sure. I’m confused, honestly. If I thought Saturday was ridiculous, Sunday was even moreso.

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These hourly numbers? That’s what I get on a really good day. A whole day! A few people asked me on Twitter either Saturday or Sunday what the hell was up with my blog because it seemed that every 3rd referral to them in their stat counters was from me. Awesome! For those that have stat counters, what was your traffic boost, I’m curious? I know that watching the exit links showed a whole ton of activity going on from out-clicks of either commenters or those in my blogroll.

I find this all funny for numerous reasons, one of which was that this flood made the one from indienudes.com last November seem small. And I freaked out over that, asked them to move my link from the front page because I was afraid my bandwidth couldn’t handle it or that the numbers would increase my monthly page view numbers to be over the limit for SiteMeter. See, I pay for the premium SiteMeter tracker just because I get a kick out of the statistical things. The price you pay is based on your monthly traffic…..or so I thought. Because back in November I did go over that bottom tier pricing, which is what I pay. In fact I’ve now gone over that number consistenly in the last 4 months but they’ve never billed me anything more. It wouldn’t be a huge increase obviously, but back in November I worried, lol.

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The traffic wasn’t all one-hit-wonders either, a very good percentage poked around for a few pages or 20. I’m not sure of course how many might ever come back. So if you’re still reading and you got here from The Kristen Archives, please comment and say hello :)


Now my numbers are going back down to normal-ish and I can go back to being able to see a weeks worth of stats in my log rather than 1 day, hehe. Fellow bloggers, if you could use a little daily boost in traffic, I suggest you add a link to Kristen in your blogroll.

Dec 222008
 

I can only imagine the flurry of genuflecting, Hail Mary’s and whatnot goin on whenever a Catholic gets a load of the products from Divine Interventions.

*shakes head*

I just don’t know what to think. Except that I’m laughing. It’s brilliant. Fucked up, but brilliant for the most part.

However, as non-religious as I am…..I still think it’s wrong to shove the Baby Jesus up your ass. 67 kinds of wrong, in fact.

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Now this one isn’t too awful. And you gotta admit that the colors, marbling etc is really pretty. Behold, “God’s Immaculate Rod

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From the site:

Find the true meaning of comfort…
Find out what it means to be truly “touched” by God…
Find out what Mary felt, the night that she conceived…
Sitting in the lap of the Holy Ghost on God’s Immaculate Rod


There’s the Virgin Mary.

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“2nd coming” heh….hehhehe….


Jackhammer Jesus! It could almost be an Easter decoration….

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From the site:

Jesus was a carpenter
now he’s the powertool

He’s the baddest and the best
In all of Nazareth

The Jackhammer Jesus has just one safety rule:

feet first, feet first
not the head, ya fool


The Devil might be one I could consider owning. Ya know, being as how I am well acquainted with the Devil and all.

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“Kegelize the Prince of Darkness into submission”  LOL


Appropriately, Buddha is the fattest of them all, at a whopping 2 1/4″ inches wide. If I could get over the fact that it has a face, I’d consider it…..since it’s difficult to find silicone dildos of this width.

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“OM…. OM….. OM…IGOD!”


The Grim Reaper, “Le Petit Mort ain’t so petite anymore”

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Well, at 7 3/4″ x 1 3/4″ he is certainly formidable.

From the site:

Try out our addictive little friend whom we call
“the little death”
(but better known to his friends as a large, black uncut cock)

In the spirit of DIY, the model comes with its own hatchet
But truth be told he be happy in da hood


Can you IMAGINE the confessional scene when a young Catholic lady does the whole “Forgive me Father for I have sinned……I shoved the Baby Jesus up my ass and did unspeakable things with the Devil”

To their credit these guys are very well made, done by hand and all silicone which is great. The marble coloring options really are beautiful. The names for some of the plain colors are awesome. “Asphyxiation Blue”, “Rag Red”, “Snow White”, and even a glow in the dark.

I suppose one bonus for those livin with the folks, you could claim that a few of them are just…..cool statues, or somethin…Or make a Dildo Creche and keep it up year round.


thanks to Jesz for including the link in her recent comment about my glass dildo review, I’ve somehow never run into this site before!!