“I SQUIRTED!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!”

I’ve only squirted with one toy, only one.

“The final frenzied build-up took a good minute or two…..this was truly a roller-coaster ride and the climb up to the top was better than most orgasms felt as I was coming. Yes, that good. When I felt orgasm approaching I pushed a bit, like I’ve read to do, and the orgasm was literally the strongest I’ve had on my own in a long LONG while. I curled into myself, holding my breath while my mouth gaped open in a silent scream. Between the strong orgasm and how hard I was pushing, I eventually pushed the damn thing out of me (not easy to do given the weight and large ball).  And it was different, in a good way. I managed to have a simultaneous orgasm from both my clit and my G-spot. The inundation of extreme pleasure didn’t stop until I let go of the toys.”

Only one sex toy gives me strong orgasms, multiple orgasms, “no way I won’t come” orgasms when all else seems to fail. If I had to own just one toy I would choose this one. Yes, even over a vibrating toy.

It’s such a great sex toy that I’m  not alone in loving it, it won an award!

If I could, I’d make this play the “ahhhhh!!” angels singing midi to further
drive home the fact that the Njoy Pure Wand is THAT FRIGGIN AWESOME

I am having a contest and I am giving away one Njoy Pure Wand, courtesy of EdenFantasys.com. It’s a simple contest, really. Three ways to enter into the random drawing. One for bloggers, one for commenters who are not bloggers, and one for anybody with a Twitter account.

To be clear, you can have two entries into this contest: Your blog post OR your comment about the perfect sex toy design, plus Twitter.

Entry Method One: For Bloggers:

Post the following on your blog, including the links and the photo. I need you to then come here and comment to tell me that you entered, and include the link to your post in your comment. Repost everything between the lines! If you’re reposting this to a tumblr, please make sure that the embedded links carry over.

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Lilly, of DangerousLilly.com, is giving away an Njoy Pure Wand courtesy of EdenFantasys! The Pure Wand is a high-quality stainless steel double-ended dildo for either G-spot stimulation or prostate stimulation. It is 24 ounces of solid medical grade stainless steel, and polished to a mirror shine. Lilly loves her Pure Wand and wants to spread the love to one lucky winner!

To enter the contest just visit her blog to find out the rules and entry methods. You can enter even if you don’t have a blog, it’s easy! The contest deadline is September 16th, 2009, at Midnight Eastern Standard Time.

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Entry Method Two: For Non Bloggers:

Leave me a comment on this post and tell me the design the perfect sex toy for you, if a sex toy manufacturer gave you complete design control! Tell me the size, the color and shape, if it vibrates or not, or simply tell me how you would change a toy that’s already on the market that you almost love and how you would make it perfect.

Entry Method Three: For Twitterers:

All you have to do is tweet this ONCE and only once – not once a day, just one time between now and the contest deadline. I’ll find all the entries by searching for the hashtag; however if your Twitter updates are locked (protected) and I do not follow you, you’ll need to comment here with a link directly to your contest entry tweet and I will request to follow you so that I can verify your entry.

Tweet this:

Win an Njoy Pure Wand from @Dangerous_Lilly – contest rules here: http://bit.ly/3gcPuf Ends 9-16-09 @ 12am EST #DangerousLillyPureWand

UPDATE: Restating this because it needs to be said again: If I didn’t already follow you and your tweets are locked, please include a link to the tweet. For some reason if you tweet it first and then I request to follow, it doesn’t show up in my “Mentions” column. By the time I might see your comment here telling me about it, it could be hours later (and many tweets later on your part).

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Deadline:

September 16th (a Wednesday), 2009 at Midnight EST

Who is eligible:

Anyone!

It’s really important to give a valid email address when you’re filling out the comment form here (emails are only seen by me). I’ll notify the winner via email or DM through Twitter. You’ll have 5 days to get back to me so that I know you’re there, before I pick a new winner. I’ll then pass your email address to my contact at Edenfantsys and you will give them your mailing address.

Perhaps someday if every person owns an Njoy Pure Wand, we will achieve world peace :)

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My good friend Bad Bad Girl is having a monumental contest going on right now, in fact there’s more than one! I’m mainly doing this for the Grand Fucking Prize, to get the list of giveaway items one item bigger. How does this work? How can you enter this yourself? All you have to do is post something on your blog similar to this, and make a wishlist at ExtremeRestraints.com. Post your wishlist in said post, and let BBG know about it. For every person, up to 100, that enters, another prize is added on. Below is the full list. Prize #100 is a fucking machine!! Holy crap! Can you tell how much she is loved, given the magnitude of this contest?? I think it’s the biggest and best giveaway that any sex blogger has been able to do.

While some of the stuff on the prize list doesn’t interest me at this time in my life since I’ve decided to walk away from many BDSM things for awhile, I want whoever wins this prize to get a lot of great stuff! I created my little wishlist over there, and here’s my items. I  have to admit to being a bit of a wuss when it comes to many items that ER carries, so my list right now is small. When I go to physical therapy for my back issues, they do electro-stim on me at the end. After seeing these stim kits meant for sexual purposes and knowing how it feels on my back….well, I’m very intrigued by it and hope to try this someday.

	Electro Vaginal Shield
	Folsom PSG-202 Box
	Zeus Deluxe Digital Power Box
	The Plus-Size Crotchless Corset Strap-On
	Clitoris Enhancer Clit Pump Kit

Here’s what you can win as the entries increase:
(with mine we’re up to the Sunset Plug)

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I’m such a giver – wouldn’t you agree?? I’ve got two things to give away. Well, one is really multiple things!

First is a Quickie Kit. Who’s this from? Me!! I have items that I’ve been given as swag here and there that I haven’t used and why not put it to good use? Unless you review a lot of toys, this sort of a kit isn’t going to be something most people will have, or have spares of.

The kit is housed in a For Your Nymphomation brown faux leather 5 incher case. Comes with a sturdy skeleton-key lock and 2 keys. As with all FYN cases, it’s really well made and it’s such a pretty brown. And all this fits in, with some room to spare:

• * A Babeland Pocket Rocket (brand new, of course). It’s a Doc Johnson manufactured rocket, read on Babeland’s site all about it and the glowing reviews. What good is an emergency quickie kit with no battery?? I have a battery in the case for ya, too.
• * Two LifeStyles Form-Fitting condoms plus a little 3 ml one-shot blister of lube
• * If I happen upon any other little goodies that will fit in, I’ll add it.

Since this is being sent directly to you from me, I’m not going to ship overseas – just too pricey for such a little thing. I will ship to Canada though. What this also means is that you’ll have to give me a name and mailing address. Not ok with that? Well, move on then to the next item up for grabs.

A Babeland $20 Giftcard

Babeland gift cards can be used online or in the brick stores. You’ll deal with Babeland directly on this, and they’ll send you one – they’ll only ship domestic, though.

What do you have to do? It’s simple, really. Just comment here and tell me if you’re entering the drawing for just one or both items, and then tell me what you’ll do with it or why you really need it. My favorite comments will win. When you comment, you must include a working email address in the comment form, but I think that’s required anyways. One entry per person. Also, keep in mind that with every comment, I see your IP address. Don’t try to sneak in extra chances that way :P

Contest ends Tuesday, March 31st

Also, please don’t forget that Vera of FYN is giving my readers a discount, use code DangerousFYN at checkout!

Tags: Babeland, contest, FYN

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You may, or may not, have noticed lately a culling in my public blogroll. It is with caution that I tread on this subject, but I am not, by far, the first to speak of it. Sage. Rage. Naughty Secretary. Just a few.
They all pick at different aspects, some focusing on responses to the comments left on the blogs they read, some on the lack of comments they receive on their own blog.

There are two edges to this sword – I write for myself, I write for the world. While I do write for myself, this blog is quite cathartic, it is aided by the fact that I have a small audience as a sounding board. A set of people who don’t judge on petty things like the more closed-minded folks that surround me in daily life. So while I would continue on writing, I value and appreciate the comments I get both publicly on the blog and privately via email. It is a comfort to know that there are others in my boat, in my corner, more than just my partner who sits beside me here (hello, dear). It is an even larger comfort to have made friends with some of the shadowed audience. So, I think, how rude it would be of me not to acknowledge your words when you comment. In real life, do you stare blankly at someone who pays you a compliment? No. You would either never get it again, or get smacked upside the head.

I cannot complain at ALL about the comments I receive. Yes, I see other bloggers get more. So what? It’s not a popularity contest. But, that’s not my point. I suppose part of it is….if you see that I make an effort on your blog, and I am on your public blogroll….well, whyever am I on it if you don’t read it?

Mostly, I’ve removed people from the blogroll who rarely or never reply to comments, or to mine specifically, and who couldn’t give a flying fuck about me and my little square in the webiverse. I don’t mind, no skin off my nose so to speak. I’ll still read it in my feedreader because I do enjoy the blogs, but I won’t make the effort anymore to comment or be a presence. Basically, ignore me and I’ll go away. There are one or two I’m still figuring out. They reply to my comments in a polite manner, but don’t seem to welcome me there. So if I’m not welcome…..then just don’t say a darn thing, I guess.

I’ve recently been hunting for new reads, both sex blogs and well…..non, lol. And if I like something, I comment. That’s my nature. That’s half the point. If they never respond…..I’m not sure they’re worth the effort of faithfully reading.

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New subject.

The We-Vibe contest winner is:   Coy Pink, with this entry:

http://www.redtube.com/1289 (red tube link, as some reported the original link giving issues)

http://video.megarotic.com/?v=X3VTEATM (original link)

Why?

Well, most importantly, it was believably real. Decent quality (security cams are pretty poor quality, but offer great views), good length, good sex (despite the dude’s blinding white tan lines). You felt like you were peeping along with Tom who was peekin out his window. I’m not sure I understand his point of zooming in on the crap in the yard tho….meh, oh well.

The other entries were all great too! Panthera’s parking lot cam was decent, although that kid needs a few lessons in sex. My favorite part was the truck that stopped to watch his white lil ass bang his gf. Jobthingy’s entry was hot sex, albeit staged (by at least part of the couple, even if the female didn’t know she was being filmed). Some more parking garage antics occured, sadly cut short. A romp in the woods was filmed but the plausibility seemed iffy….the forest is a noisy place, all leaves and crackly branches underfoot….I find it hard to believe that couple didn’t know they were being filmed, ya know? Elevator sex was HOT, but short and grainy. We had to make the line in the sand somewhere, ya know?

Hey, for such an expensive toy, we can be picky about our porno :P

Thanks to all who entered, it was great fun :)

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No, this has nothing to do with getting married, geesh, don’t freak out!

Something Old:

You have until midnight, this Friday, to submit your links to win a Free We-Vibe! Get to it!!! Wait, that sounded wrong…the We-Vibe isn’t old, the reminder is….hehe!

Something New:

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Apparently, it’s good to take advantage of the expanse of my tits. Garbonzo was shocked when I agreed to celebrate his 100th post with the photo that Cunning wished I would have taken instead of another ole fiction post. So I got out my BE eyeshadows and painted shimmery messages for both Garbonzo and Shay at The S Spot, for her photo contest.

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G had 2 to pick from, this is the one not chosen….the 2nd is for The S Spot contest!

Something Borrowed:

I’m pointing you to a good cause today, so attention all you female bloggers! You bare your breasts for HNT (sometimes) and some of you bare them for Tits for Troops, so what better cause than the Boobie-thon 2008?!? I’ll be submitting, of course, but I’ve also volunteered to work a few shifts of photo-editing the boobs that come pouring in, making sure they’re web ready. The Boobie-thon kicks off Breast Cancer Awareness month.

Something Blue(ish): HNT!

Remember the red bra pics? Someone suggested I do it in different colors, so this week is a few of the blue pics. The bra is a lacy blue and ‘periwinkle’ floral embroidery, it’s very pretty. Somewhere around here there’s panties to match. One cool thing about the color accent feature of the camera, is that even though it has one color picked out to ‘accent’, as you move the camera around, that accented color changes hues just a bit.

Tags: boobie-thon, contest, HNT, lips, painted tits, Photos, real life, tits

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