What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever masturbated with?
I wonder how many people have the cohones to truthfully respond to this question?
I will allow you to be anonymous and won’t spill the beans if I know who you are, I promise ;)
A bedpost. Oh I know what you’re thinking. Like this, right? No no. no. The one in question was more like this. Yes it was long, and I yanked it off the bed. Yes I was desperate for anything that had a chance at helping me orgasm since I had nothing that could vibrate.
Why was it dumb?
1. Because it was probably dusted at some point using a chemical spray, like Pledge.
2. The accidental ramming of my cervix resulted in an hour or two of moderate cramping and spotting later on.