Apr 162009
 

You find the funniest things when you’re doing fun google image searches. I won’t tell you how I got to this blog posting.

No, I won’t. Stop asking.

When I read posts like this it makes me thankful for the men (most of them) currently in my life and that they would never be this…….ignorant. Stupid. Chauvinistic. And just….downright….icky! Yes I’m so….ARGH that I’m at a loss for descriptive words.

Gee, I’m a slut.

I didn’t know that…..did you?!?!?!

  • She broaches the subject of sex first.

The more explicitly she talks about sex before you’ve banged her, the likelier she has a storied slutty past.

  • She suggests kinky sex acts.

If you’ve been dating a short while and she eagerly implores you for public sex before the glow of bedroom missionary sex has worn off, you’ve got a slut.

  • She shows a lot of cleavage all the time.

No worries if she’s accentuating her tits on the first date to entice you, but if she’s got those colliding death stars displayed for the world to admire every time you’re out with her, you’ve got a woman on your hands who is addicted to advertising herself. And there will be buyers, oh yes!


Wow. Yeah. Slutttttttty! Ding ding ding! Sign me up baby!

Here’s where it starts to piss me off:

  • She’s neurotic and disagreeable.

Emotionally flighty girls are vaginally flighty girls. They are ruled by their vaginas. If she’s the gossipy, backstabbing, conniving sort who drips with sarcasm and generally disdains everyone around her, you can bet her black soul will seek sustenance on a carousel of cock.

No, fucktard, maybe she just needs a fucking ORGASM that you obviously aren’t very capable of giving her. Or, wait, would her ability to orgasm also be deemed a clue to her slutdom?

  • She seems “hard”.

If she’s got that tough, tankgrrl aura about her, like she’s been through dating hell and back, and her cynicism is worse than yours, you know she’s been used like a cheap whore.

  • She tells you about all the places she’s traveled.

Yeah, chicks love to travel, but how many have put their dreams into action? If your date has been around the world twice with multiple stops in Rome, Rio, Vegas, LA, or some Appalachian backwater you can be sure she’s “traveled” straight into the crotch of an exotic local at every destination.

Traveling?? SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

  • She’s black.

Sorry, folks, hate to say it, but going by my personal experience and what I’ve heard from friends, black chicks seem to sleep around more. Don’t blame me, I’m just the Deliverer Of Truths Best Left Unsaid But I’m Going To Say Anyhow.

So now he’s not only a chauvinistic sexist prick, he’s racist too.

  • Her cunt is cavernous.

Some of you wonder if this is an urban legend or a frat boy joke, but it’s got a kernel of truth. If you feel big with most girls, but small with her (and she doesn’t have the excuse of being a seacow), she has a stretched out pussy that has happily accommodated a parade of giant cocks. Why do you think Kegels are all the rage with the city slutterati? Chicks are onto the fact that their distended pussies betray their loose ways, and anything to tighten up that love hole helps them hide their pecker pounded tracks. When I feel humongous with a girl, I know she has a normal sized snatch that hasn’t been used like the town orifice. The more I feel like I’m ripping her insides to shreds, the likelier I am to move her to the front of my cherished girlfriend queue.

I….I….

Wow. I’m sure I’m as flabbergasted by this “stretched out pussy” bullshit as AAG was.

What’s worse is the comments on this post. Sure there’s some that are calling this guy every bad name in the book but honestly there’s way too many in agreement for my taste.

If one would take this list seriously, it’s safe to say that 90% of women in the dating age range are to be considered a slut by this author and his flock of idiot sheep.

Edit: This is not the only post on his site, in case you didn’t look at it or browse around. This isn’t a troll post, he is really and truly like this, it’s the “theme” of his blog.


  • I think this dude was dropped on the head as a child ONE too many times. As disgusting as the “slut” post is, some of the other garbage on his site is much more disturbing. I just cannot believe that #1 – someone writes this shit and #2 – there are tons of guys who think this blogger can teach them anything about picking up a REAL woman. I feel very sorry for any woman who dates this “Alpha man.” The vile ideas he spews on his blog make me doubly thankful for the wonderful man that I am married to.

  • you can bet her black soul will seek sustenance on a carousel of cock

    Okay, “Carousel of cock” made me laugh. . . I have to admit.

    The rest is just pure ignorance and/or meant to incite reaction–good or bad. A woman who has a job is probably a slut to him. *Eyeroll*

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  • Seriously, with men like that out there it is a wonder we all aren’t celibate. Not to pimp my blog, but I just wrote an enormous fucking rant about this myself. Thank you for calling them out!

    Oh, and I’m a slut too!

    ~ you’re right, and it’s a wonder he’s NOT celibate!

  • lol
    thats just insane.
    cavernous
    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    some people are idiots.

  • Kitten

    I’m on a nerd forum that would love this. It reeks of troll posting. Especially when he’s not open to the ideas of opposing ends of the debate. He also reeks of a strict, religious, conservative mindset when he frequently calls out “blue” states and cities. He makes the divide between liberal-minded individuals and conservative-minded individuals that much wider when he posts shit like this.

    But trying to get him to realize this is pointless. He’s so wrapped up in his mindset that he has no room for outside opinions. It was a wise friend of mine who stood up for me when I was called the “town slut” by the apartment complex I grew up in. He said, “A whore gets paid for having sex. She doesn’t get paid or ask for money. A slut would fuck anyone. She has standards, and they are set high for a reason. She just gets her dick where she wants it, and you’re just pissed she doesn’t want yours.”

    This guy will die a lonely man, because of the way he thinks. And since that doesn’t affect me, or how I live my “slutty” life, I don’t care.

    Thank you for linking that. I needed something that would help me prove that I’ve gotten over my self worth issues. The me 2 years ago would be depressed after reading that. I’m so much better than he’ll ever be, because I love and appreciate myself. He’s just afraid, because he knows how much he loves women. He doesn’t want to look bad to his buddies.

    ~ I know, there’s no point in telling HIM. Nor the sheep who agree with him. I know it seems like troll posting, but his whole blog is like this. it’s…..disturbing, really.

  • aag

    Thanks for the linkey love. This dude’s got issues. His list is a mess of contradictions and faulty logic. But Kitten’s right. No point in telling him. He’d never get it. :)

    ~ But can’t we just find him and lynch him?? Pllleeeaassseee?

  • southerngirl

    I say we gag and gang-bang him and then see what he has to say. :) Just my $.02!!

  • What a fucktard.

  • Yikes, that guy is one huge disgrace to all men. I’m ashamed of my gender reading his mindless drivel.

  • “She shows a lot of cleavage all the time”

    I guess that puts me in the slut column too. Awesome!

  • jesz

    I was really hoping it was a joke, I really was. But it isn’t. And now I remember, why I hate life so much.
    *sigh*

  • what boggles my mind is that he’s engaged! What?!? What chick wants to marry this dude? But then I realize, this chick has no idea what he’s saying about women behind her back.

    As I read his lame post, I came to realize the same as you. In his eyes, every woman IS a slut. I mean come on… with that list… every woman has done at least one of those things.

    I couldn’t help but smile as I read his post. Sure it made me disgusted, but at the same time, it made me want to embrace “being a slut”. I love my life. I love being a monogamous slut to Sylvanus. I love talking about sex, being kinky, talking dirty and not wearing any underwear when we go out. I don’t care of that makes me a slut. At least I’m happy.

    BTW, Sylvanus wrote his own post about this idiot.

  • SK

    Sort of contradictory – a slut would be agreeable to many positions – which would hardly make her agreeable.

    The author was probably the slut in high school or frigid and got her man stolen by ‘a slut’.

  • PsycheDiver

    As a male, I’m embarrassed. It’s derogatory, sexist and racist. The less chances this “man” gets to spread his genetics around, the better.

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  • This guy is a douchebag.

  • Blueyeguy

    Lil,

    The content of that site is rubbish and obviously the work of someone trying to provoke a reaction. Why provide him with exactly what he is looking for?

    You are upset by the stance taken – rightfully so, IMHO – but do not provide more fuel for the fire.

    Your supporters – all of us who visit frequently and comment – know you, know what you are about, and return again and again. We aren’t fair-weather fans that change because of what some idiot decides to rant about – we care about YOU and are interested in what YOU write about and how YOU feel. That will never change regardless of what someone else says.

    Please don’t get upset or caught up in another’s issues, and definitely don’t give those individuals the satisfaction of knowing you were hurt in some way.

    Not one of us can lay a claim to perfection. We love you for you, and all that you are, in our own ways. BEG

  • This douche has obviously put so much thought into what a slut is that it is quite obvious that a slut is what he secretly, and subconsciously desires ;)

    Unfortunately, there are men (and women) who still subscribe to this antiquated model of sexuality. There is nothing we can say or do to change his already established mindset. Efforts are best concentrated on the more pliable minds of the world.

    But, that all being said, great retorts to his ridiculous assertions!!

    xo~Sadie

  • Riff Dog

    Some men love women. Other men write blogs like that one.

    That guy’s a douche. I read a number of his posts and he’s definitely just a poser. Lots of ridiculous hypothetical (and mostly untrue) “tips” for being a “player.” Ignore him and his pimply-faced fans.

  • What’s scary about roissy in dc is how many men seem to be buying into his psychopathic ravings. Couched in pseudo-scientific terms he advocates beating the shit out of women because, well fuck hey, they come back to you with a dripping-wet pussy – what could be wrong with that? Keep shitting on him. He’s already a sewer-dweller, so a pretty easy target.

  • Jake Bronson

    Why is it that whores always think they’re the most enlightened among us? women pushing into their thirties need something I guess to ease the pain of really bad choices as they grew up. I guess there’s SOMEONE to impress with your women’s studies degree…