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HolyJesusMaryAndJoseph

And I’m not religious! (at all)

I picked up my box o’ toys last night -

Japanese G-Spot Squirmy
Hitachi Magic Wand
Venus Penis 2
We Vibe

You’ll have to wait on the reviews, because ya know…I need proper experimentation time. Gather up some labrats and test test test!

But you guys know me…I HAD to try them all out quickly last night.

I’m intrigued by 2. One of them is a complete and utter FAIL, totally unworthy.

The other…Hitachi….*swoon*. Next time, I want to be timed. I swear to jeebus it was less than 2 minutes and I’m not an easy O. I think the new (poor, unsuspecting) neighbor may have heard me ;)

Next week’s HNT theme is the olympics, so I’m going to make you wait for the final Scrabble series pics for 2 weeks. Anybody have any “olympic” suggestions? ;)

And omg, The Exhibitionist and the Voyeur Cross Paths freakin made Fleshbot. hot damn!

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VibeReview: Slimline G Twin

So far, I have had great things to say about all the toys I was sent to review for VibeReview – even if it wasn’t my “Holy Grail” toy, it was still very worthy to me.

But the Slimline G Twin I’ve held until last (last of the first bunch) because I just couldn’t get into it. I tried, and tried and really tried. But it’s just not for me. Plenty of other women on the review page at the site think the world of this toy, so I’m chalking it up to anatomy. It just doesn’t fit mine.

The vibrations are pretty good, but wonky. In that it sounds like the motor is off-balance sometimes. Not often, but sometimes. The length of it all just doesn’t work. I don’t know about you, but my G-spot is up at the front – not 4″ back, like this toy is made. Nor is my clit that far down. I tried this toy in different ways, angles, but it just confused me.

The toy is made of a solid material and is firm and unyielding. Which can be a big plus if you like a good amount of pressure on your G-spot, as a softer silicone toy won’t allow you to get too much pressure as it will bend with your forceful hand. The toy feels smooth though, powdery smooth. It is also waterproof!

As it is inexpensive, it’s still something worth trying.

Soon I’ll be reviewing the Japanese G-Spot Squirmy which appears to have a much better length ratio and all. Another one getting really great reviews is the Fantastic Fusion which has a different design than most Rabbit vibes, with a clit portion that reaches up higher.

None of the other dual stimulation vibes though compare to the Slimline G Twin in affordability, so I would still highly recommend you try it. Just because it wasn’t for me, doesn’t mean it can’t be wonderful for you. I also read that this toy can be used on the boyfriend for prostate stimulation!

For the men: If you want to get into prostate stimulation but are turned-off but vibrations or anything that resembles a dildo, try out the Aneros. I personally know 3 guys who own these (2 bought it at my persuasion) and they absolutely LOVE it. You don’t thrust it or move it, it’s got a bit of a learning curve but produces the most wonderful sensations when you have time for a longer play session. They’ve also kept it in during sex or blowjobs and experienced nirvana, lol. Be sure to fully peruse Aneros.com for detailed instructions and information.

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Let’s Catch Up, Shall We?

Ahh, the lovely Heather of VibeReview has gathered up my next box o’ fun for reviewing, and I’m so terribly excited. Enough that I may need to take an afternoon “doctor appointment” to be home for the UPS man (although hopefully this time he won’t catch me in a flimsy nightgown, face flushed and obvious).

Japanese G-Spot Squirmy
Hitachi Magic Wand (I. Cannot. Wait.)
Venus Penis 2 (hello, new work toy….)
We Vibe (squeee!!!)

I am so excited about these toys. Each one of them I’ve been lusting after. I already know that the Venus Penis 2 will be used at work….or elsewhere outside the privacy of my apartment. Perhaps even the We Vibe as well for that purpose, we’ll see.

New Friends…

Chatted up a very “friendly” new blogger acquaintance last evening. A few hours of flirtatious salacious emails back and forth was very ….. entertaining. To say the least. He’s over there in my blogroll, but I won’t call him out just yet. Like me he has a thing for getting off, getting others off and writing about it. He also has a penchant for phonesex, like me. I think I may be getting naughty with him very soon….stay tuned…

I have a lot of loyal readers who email me their praises rather than comment. Whichever, I like hearing from you. One sent me a lovely, tempting and teasing photo showing a clearly outlined hard cock in his pants, with my blog up on his laptop screen. THAT was damn nice. I had one reader find me on Twitter yesterday. His weaving and lyrical words made me follow him down the path curiously…and then I wake to find him gone. Did I imagine it? I don’t know who he was, but he sounded familiar in a way. I’d like him to come back.

How to NOT get me in bed: (this from a potential from a dating site, not a reader. my boys are smarter than this)

Durr: oh i would so fuck you
Durr: your cute
Durr: i think we should fuck
Lilly: really now…
Durr: yah
Lilly: and why do you think that?
Durr: cuz i think we would enjoy it, a little boom boom at the end of the day

FAIL.

However, there are a few other prospects I’ve found through a new (to me) site. Some very intriguing prospects. I’m almost unable to keep track of them….almost. ;)

Was itching to change the look and layout of my blog a bit. I hunted down templates but never saw one I liked. I can’t make my own, nor tweak. I saw something on the blogger dashboard about new vs old templates and widgits, but I see none of this new shit. Where is it?

But for now, I created a banner sort of thing. ish. kinda.

August 22nd – my next day off. I had had plans for this day….but they have fallen through. I really would rather not sit home all day and think “what might have been”, so I’m trying to look for something new to do.

Any suggestions?? ;)

Last month I reviewed the Miracle Massager. While I liked it, I think the Hitachi might be more up my alley. However…the nice lower vibrations are just perfect for a different sort of application. It works veeeerrrrrry well on men.
Because the Hitachi was originally marketed and “intended” for use as a muscle/back massager, I decided to try out the Miracle Massager on my partners back, as he was in quite a bit of pain from a rough work week. Gave him a nice 15 minute massage with it and it helped greatly.

But since the mere sound of a vibrator, despite its use (i.e. on him not me, and not sexual), gets me going and the going got frisky. And I slipped the vibrating head quickly down his ass and nestled it right around his anus and balls. Oh, I got a good reaction. REAL good. Flipped him over and tried it out everywhere else. He thoroughly enjoyed the sensation against his frenulum (eyes rolling back in his head, mouth gaping, nothing but short bursts of heavy breathing), he enjoyed it at the base of his cock and balls. But the best was when I firmly pressed it at the perineum/anus area. Then combine that with some good handiwork or mouth action….the bed shook. I’m not kidding. The sheets were bunched up. All in all, it was an experience that I found myself jealous of!
It’s clearly a toy for everyone to love.

His back was massaged multiple times over the weekend.

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VibeReview: Coupon Time!

Heather asked me to pass along this coupon to my readers, for 10% off your order

This coupon is good until election day!

Clicking on the coupon from here saves you money and gives me the affiliate sale benefits.
VR also offers free shipping on all orders over $50.

Go use this coupon to get yourself or your girl the Hitachi if you don’t have one already!!

Hitachi Magic Wand @ VibeReview
And of course you can’t leave out the attachment….
G-Spotter Hitachi Attachment @ VibeReview

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VibeReview: Miracle Massager And Attachment

Another one of the items sent to me to review by the lovely VibeReview.com was the Miracle Massager and the companion G-spot Attachment.

The Miracle Massager is very very similar in design and function to the infamous Hitachi Magic Wand.

From everything I read though, here are the selling pros to the Miracle Massager v. Hitachi:

1. Grooved, slightly curved, more “ergonomic” handle
2. The head doesn’t heat up at all
3. Lightweight

From what -I- have seen, the G-spot attachment is superior – it’s not just g-spot. As you can see it comes up midway with a special clit-massage part. From the solo point of view, the attachment is built just right. The attachment is quite flexible though, so once I had it angled to my clit I’m not sure just how much it was still pressing on my g-spot. Using the attachment is the only way I’ve orgasmed using this toy.

Yes, I know, the reviewers on VibeReview all say that it’s next to godliness. Well, readers, you know that for now I require a higher level of vibrations. At the “high” setting, the Miracle Massager doesn’t quite achieve that level for me. It immediately feels wonderful and right away I’m halfway up the mountain to cumming but…it doesn’t take me over the edge quickly. Many times it’ll come sooo close, but no cigar. When I finally do though – WOW. Still no ejaculation for me but I do kinda gush. It takes a lot longer than I like though for a masturbation session. So there is a good reason that the Miracle Massager is more lightweight and does not heat up like the Hitachi….the rpm’s aren’t as high.

I tried it out again earlier this week after a particularly sexy conversation with one of my boys. It was a nearly 20-minute roller coaster ride…..like one of those coasters in which there’s a lot of little hills and it takes you awhile to get to the really big drop, lol. I was craving that orgasm so badly I could taste it, my body glistening with sweat and feverishly flushed, writhing on the bed just pushing for that orgasm. When I finally felt the last climb up the big hill it was slower than usual. My back arched and it was such a hard orgasm that I was silent, just gripping the toy as I shook.

You know what this could be great for? Orgasm denial for me. It’s a high level of tease but not enough to push me over the edge (at least not for a good while). This could be used in conjunction with the Hitachi Magic Wand for a long session of tease, denial, strong-forced-orgasm, right back to teasing and so on. Shit, I hope I didn’t give someone any ideas….. (although when I said Hitachi he said t.v.)

The Miracle Massager would be absolutely perfect for the woman who thinks that the Hitachi is too powerful. It would be great to use immediately after you cum from the Hitachi as a way to keep up with the vibrations but not be so painfully strong as the Hitachi would on a just-orgasmed clit. I recall Thursday and D telling me about sessions in which D has restrained Thursday, and he keeps the Hitachi on her clit for orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. If she weren’t restrained she would fight the Hitachi, as it is so powerful.

Toys like this though are great for a night alone, or with a partner. Shit they’re even good for it’s original “intended” (right *wink wink*) purpose, as a muscle massager.

Men’s Toy Pick of the Week: Nexus Vibro. Yes, it vibrates ;)
Let me direct you boys here if you are still a virgin to the world of prostate stimulation – it’s a world you really should visit. All the guys I’ve introduced it to are eternally grateful to me.

And again, thank you to VibeReview for providing me with the toys talked about today!

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