Aug 312008

She’s standin in her underwear
Lookin down from a hotel room
Nightfall will be comin soon
Oh my my, oh hell yes
You’ve got to put on that party dress


Update: If you’re just seeing this review for the first time, you may wonder how I feel about the Magic Wand these days. Wonder no more! Here’s a Throwback Thursday update.

The Magic Wand. It is, indeed, magic. There are two speeds. “Oh my my” and “Oh hell yes”. For the sensitive lasses out there – don’t bother. Go for the Vibratex Mystic Wand. This one would make you cry.

Orgasms with the Magic Wand are finicky with me. It’s either a record-breaking 1:47 seconds the-crowd-is-cheering sort of thing, or it’s just too much and my clit won’t break and submit to it. The Hitachi has many uses. It truly is great on the back. I’ll give them that. It can make any stationary toy into a vibrating machine. I’ve heard it can do lovely things to rope when you’re all trussed up (perhaps someone will show me the joys of that particular use…)

Here’s the deal. It’s kinda large. It’s kinda heavy. It plugs in, so there’s no batteries to waste and that means it’s super-powerful. If you are prone at ALL to squirting, you will want to cover the head and such with a condom – you’ll understand why when you see it. It’s made of plastic and PVC, so condoms are good if you’re at a play party and sharing. (And please do share, if you happen upon a Hitachi-virgin, initiate them into this world. It’s your civic duty.)

My first playtime with this guy came the night it arrived. I plugged it in, sat here at my desk with legs spread wide and resting on various furniture items, and turned it on low (i.e. Oh my my). FUCK that felt good. Within literally a minute and a half, I felt the telltale spreading of full-body tingling. I clicked it over quickly to high (i.e. OH HELL YES) and 20 seconds later I was coming. Hard. Flushed and shaking. I clicked it back over to low to ride it out, made myself keep it there until my cunt stopped throbbing for the most part. 2 minutes.

I predict that for women who have a more prominent clit than I (mine requires a bit of exploration, some, like my friend Sarah are out and proud “Hi, I’m Sarah’s clit!” As she likes to explain it), they won’t even need to disrobe to orgasm from this thing. And as AlwaysArousedGirl put it once, this is not a toy you make love to. This is not a toy you use and abuse, let it wring the orgasms out of you rapid-fire, when you are in deep need of a good hard screaming O or three. Or pressed for time.

The downside? It gets warm. Nay, hot. If used too long, that is. Let the poor guy breathe in between orgasms/people, for a few minutes.

Plain and simple, people: Unless you come at the drop of a hat…unless a finger to your clit triggers orgasms in a minute or so…BUY THIS VIBRATOR.

Go. NOW. Buy it.

Aug 202008

I love how you guys just let me prattle on and bounce randomly between subjects in these sorts of posts. But really, if you think I should just shut up, let me know ;)


I’m going to be reviewing for Babeland and Edenfantasys, now as well, and also will occasionally receive a toy from the high-end company LELO of Sweden who make quite a number of vibes that I find impressive (and rechargeable!). As with VibeReview, if you guys ever see things you like from these companies, please buy from my links and I’ll get credit for it!

Seriously. I need good, creative ideas for sex toy storage! We live in a somewhat small one-bedroom apartment and it’s full as it is. The steamer-trunk idea I had is falling to the wayside as there wouldn’t be any room for one! The problem with these cute toy box/containers on the sex toy websites is that they’re not meant for a lot of vibes, or the larger ones like Hitachi Magic Wand and Miracle Massager.
My closet doors don’t ever close, so the shoe-bag idea won’t work. The underbed area is limited. I have a headboard but not a nightstand. All bureaus and such are crammed full of clothes. *sigh*


Drinks-date tonight. Should be interesting….enough to “write home” about? Hoping so!

Friendship matters with R remain strong, and the sexual side is coming back slowly. We’re both busy. This too, shall pass.

FRIDAY – I still need something to do, somewhere to go!! Refuse to sit home. For some reason I’ve been terribly craving some good seafood from my favorite places down in Maryland (eastern shore, bay side area). Cannot afford, alas.

My ass

Rachel Kramer Bussel is a pretty big name in anthology books, right up there with Violet Blue. She’s an editor and a writer (and I hear something about cupcakes?? YUM). Her newest book right now, Spanked, is on a “virtual book tour” around some popular sex blogs who each got a copy and are reviewing it. On my last HNT Scrabble pic of my Spank Me ass, Marcello says “you should send RKB a link, she’d love this!” *shrugs* ok, sure.

Then yesterday I start noticing all these hits to the post in question. My ass (the actual picture) is up on her blog for the book, her tumblr, and her blog. HAHAHA!! When I realized this I was sitting here at work. Clapped a hand over my mouth to prevent a “LOL” moment in a quiet office, and then proceeded to blush as red as my ass was in the pic. Holy Crap!


I’m inviting all my readers to tell me about their best voyeuristic experience. Email me about it. Perhaps I’ll do a posting about it, leaving it anonymous for you of course. Perhaps I’ll create an erotic story from it for you. Just share :) Nothing lengthy, just some details about what/who/when/where this occurred.

And I’m serious about this request for stories! All you who’ve occasionally been brave enough, say hi again. Those who haven’t yet, don’t be shy….
Aug 152008

And I’m not religious! (at all)

I picked up my box o’ toys last night –

Japanese G-Spot Squirmy
Hitachi Magic Wand
Venus Penis 2
We Vibe

You’ll have to wait on the reviews, because ya know…I need proper experimentation time. Gather up some labrats and test test test!

But you guys know me…I HAD to try them all out quickly last night.

I’m intrigued by 2. One of them is a complete and utter FAIL, totally unworthy.

The other…Hitachi….*swoon*. Next time, I want to be timed. I swear to jeebus it was less than 2 minutes and I’m not an easy O. I think the new (poor, unsuspecting) neighbor may have heard me ;)

Next week’s HNT theme is the olympics, so I’m going to make you wait for the final Scrabble series pics for 2 weeks. Anybody have any “olympic” suggestions? ;)

And omg, The Exhibitionist and the Voyeur Cross Paths freakin made Fleshbot. hot damn!

Aug 142008

So far, I have had great things to say about all the toys I was sent to review for VibeReview – even if it wasn’t my “Holy Grail” toy, it was still very worthy to me.

But the Slimline G Twin I’ve held until last (last of the first bunch) because I just couldn’t get into it. I tried, and tried and really tried. But it’s just not for me. Plenty of other women on the review page at the site think the world of this toy, so I’m chalking it up to anatomy. It just doesn’t fit mine. But who knows, maybe these reviews aren’t from real people?

The vibrations are pretty good, but wonky. In that it sounds like the motor is off-balance sometimes. Not often, but sometimes. The length of it all just doesn’t work. I don’t know about you, but my G-spot is up at the front – not 4″ back, like this toy is made. Nor is my clit that far down. I tried this toy in different ways, angles, but it just confused me. The toy is made of a solid material and is firm and unyielding. Which can be a big plus if you like a good amount of pressure on your G-spot, as a softer silicone toy won’t allow you to get too much pressure as it will bend with your forceful hand. The toy feels smooth though, powdery smooth. It is also waterproof!

Sure it’s inexpensive, but if I purchased it, I’d be viewing it as a waste of money. The design is just so baffling, I can’t think of any vulva that it would line up with to work as intended.


Aug 122008

Ahh, the lovely Heather of VibeReview has gathered up my next box o’ fun for reviewing, and I’m so terribly excited. Enough that I may need to take an afternoon “doctor appointment” to be home for the UPS man (although hopefully this time he won’t catch me in a flimsy nightgown, face flushed and obvious).

Japanese G-Spot Squirmy
Hitachi Magic Wand (I. Cannot. Wait.)
Venus Penis 2 (hello, new work toy….)
We Vibe (squeee!!!)

I am so excited about these toys. Each one of them I’ve been lusting after. I already know that the Venus Penis 2 will be used at work….or elsewhere outside the privacy of my apartment. Perhaps even the We Vibe as well for that purpose, we’ll see.

New Friends…

Chatted up a very “friendly” new blogger acquaintance last evening. A few hours of flirtatious salacious emails back and forth was very ….. entertaining. To say the least. He’s over there in my blogroll, but I won’t call him out just yet. Like me he has a thing for getting off, getting others off and writing about it. He also has a penchant for phonesex, like me. I think I may be getting naughty with him very soon….stay tuned…

I have a lot of loyal readers who email me their praises rather than comment. Whichever, I like hearing from you. One sent me a lovely, tempting and teasing photo showing a clearly outlined hard cock in his pants, with my blog up on his laptop screen. THAT was damn nice. I had one reader find me on Twitter yesterday. His weaving and lyrical words made me follow him down the path curiously…and then I wake to find him gone. Did I imagine it? I don’t know who he was, but he sounded familiar in a way. I’d like him to come back.

How to NOT get me in bed: (this from a potential from a dating site, not a reader. my boys are smarter than this)

Durr: oh i would so fuck you
Durr: your cute
Durr: i think we should fuck
Lilly: really now…
Durr: yah
Lilly: and why do you think that?
Durr: cuz i think we would enjoy it, a little boom boom at the end of the day


However, there are a few other prospects I’ve found through a new (to me) site. Some very intriguing prospects. I’m almost unable to keep track of them….almost. ;)

Was itching to change the look and layout of my blog a bit. I hunted down templates but never saw one I liked. I can’t make my own, nor tweak. I saw something on the blogger dashboard about new vs old templates and widgits, but I see none of this new shit. Where is it?

But for now, I created a banner sort of thing. ish. kinda.

August 22nd – my next day off. I had had plans for this day….but they have fallen through. I really would rather not sit home all day and think “what might have been”, so I’m trying to look for something new to do.

Any suggestions?? ;)

Last month I reviewed the Miracle Massager. While I liked it, I think the Hitachi might be more up my alley. However…the nice lower vibrations are just perfect for a different sort of application. It works veeeerrrrrry well on men.
Because the Hitachi was originally marketed and “intended” for use as a muscle/back massager, I decided to try out the Miracle Massager on my partners back, as he was in quite a bit of pain from a rough work week. Gave him a nice 15 minute massage with it and it helped greatly.

But since the mere sound of a vibrator, despite its use (i.e. on him not me, and not sexual), gets me going and the going got frisky. And I slipped the vibrating head quickly down his ass and nestled it right around his anus and balls. Oh, I got a good reaction. REAL good. Flipped him over and tried it out everywhere else. He thoroughly enjoyed the sensation against his frenulum (eyes rolling back in his head, mouth gaping, nothing but short bursts of heavy breathing), he enjoyed it at the base of his cock and balls. But the best was when I firmly pressed it at the perineum/anus area. Then combine that with some good handiwork or mouth action….the bed shook. I’m not kidding. The sheets were bunched up. All in all, it was an experience that I found myself jealous of!
It’s clearly a toy for everyone to love.

His back was massaged multiple times over the weekend.

Aug 072008

Heather asked me to pass along this coupon to my readers, for 10% off your order

This coupon is good until election day!

Clicking on the coupon from here saves you money and gives me the affiliate sale benefits.
VR also offers free shipping on all orders over $50.

Go use this coupon to get yourself or your girl the Hitachi if you don’t have one already!!

Hitachi Magic Wand @ VibeReview
And of course you can’t leave out the attachment….
G-Spotter Hitachi Attachment @ VibeReview