Long Shots and Desperation
Last week I told you about a Craigslist “missed connections” post I put up for the young man in my office that I originally wrote about here. In case you were too lazy to...
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Missed Connections and Long Shots
{no HNT this week, outta pics and haven’t had the time or ability to take new ones. next week!} Ah, Craigslist. Such hope, such possibility, such fodder for snark. A couple months ago I...
Theft and invasion
Sorry, the sexy erotica piece I had been working on will now be delayed until my mind stops racing in trying to figure this out, and my blood pressure settles down from the anger....
Feeling Cheeky
I’ve been spending a good bit of time lately on a couple of sexy forums/bulletin boards. (No, I’m not saying which ones, protecting my privacy a bit) Between posting and sharing pics (99% of...
24 Hours in Happyland
Happyland is my new name for Maryland. We had a “honeymoon lite” this weekend, just 24 hours and it was most decidedly not enough. The bayside town we go to is a spot where...
The Secret is Out!
For those that follow me on Twitter, you already know the “secret”. I got married yesterday. It was a spur-of-the-moment decision (about a month ago) due to my husband (wow that’s kinda weird to...
Wicked, Wicked Girl
Listen up. I am sweet and sensitive, I am loving and loyal. When I care about someone, I will do just about anything for them to make them happy. Sometimes I go above and...
Non Se(x)quitor
I hate the word “dong” when referring to dildos. I cannot see a distinction in the sex toy world for there being a reason to have both words, and I hereby move to abolish...
Shy Boy
There’s this guy who works in my office, one row over, and I think he might have a little thing for me. I’m not sure just how young he is, he’s old enough to...
Random Acts of Babbling
Random updates, random mutterings, you know me. Never linear. Where to start where to start…. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~...
Little Miss Lilly Loses Things
Look, I never claimed to be Little Miss Neat. Or Little Miss Tidy. In fact, some have accused me of being Little Miss Scatterbrain sometimes. And I am definitely accused of being Little Miss...
The Dickhead Files: Dr Jekyl and Mr Brad
It’s been months since I last bothered with Craigslist but when I did I had a lovely run-in with the sort of guy who, once spurned, turns his forked tongue from compliments to insults....
The Dickhead Files: FetFail
{as an aside….I interrupt your reading to bring this completely narcissistic moment: My birthday is next week, May 19th. That is all} I am a member of an online community, yet another social app,...
Dangerous Lilly
Back in the old office, I was taking risks. Masturbating at my desk, even while I felt 95% safe doing so, was still a risk. Someone could by chance hear the vibrator, or take...
Come inside, come inside
I have reviewed a lot of sex toys, and if you’re a loyal reader I think you know by now what it takes to get me off. Of course, getting off goes...
