Aug 302009
24 Hours in Happyland

Happyland is my new name for Maryland. We had a “honeymoon lite” this weekend, just 24 hours and it was most decidedly not enough. The bayside town we go to is a spot where his family owns a little place; for a while there we went every year but due to being newly moved, more poor and less time off from work we had to forgo our week-long summer escapes there these last two years. It’s always nice to go back; in a way it feels like going home. Is it sad that we (especially me) were super duper excited to see that they put in a new (and huge and wonderful) Target closer to our town? Some places on the eastern shore are a good 20-30 minute drive to “civilization” and chain stores (or farther!). The new Target means that decent shopping is now a little bit closer AND we no longer have to

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Mar 142009

As I review more sex toys, I’m learning some things about myself, toys and the sex toy industry. 1. Every woman is different. Our cunts are different. Every aspect is different. But just like the media is pushing that a size 2 is ideal these days, it seems that sextoy manufacturers are trying to tell me that my cunt is built wrong. I certainly feel that way!! I just got the Rock Chick today, a highly recommended toy by many other reviewers…..only to figure out in 10 minutes flat that it simply will NOT work with a cunt built like mine. Like what? Well, my outer labia are fuller than average. Perhaps because I’m not skinny? Dunno. My clit is the size of Hello Kitty’s nose (thanks VaginaDrum) and it requires a fuckin map for new partners to find it. Even a seasoned partner has trouble! When it comes to sex toys like….dual stimulators…..Remote hands-free

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Nov 072008
Tag, I'm it (again) - 6 quirks

I promise I’ll be short n sweet on this one…..really!! Sweet Cops Wife tagged me, here’s da rules: Here are the Rules: 1. Link to the person who tagged you 2. Post the rules on your blog 3. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself 4. Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs 5. Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on his/her website 1. When I eat an apple, I peel off the sticker and stick it to the edge of my desk. Or the edge of the kitchen counter. I don’t know why…. 2.I can’t write with a pencil. Mechanical ones are tolerable, sort of. I can’t be within earshot of someone else writing with a pencil. It gives me teeth-aches and shivers like nails on a chalkboard does. 3. Elevators scare the crap out of me. If I weren’t

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Aug 182008

Oh well, fuck it. Some of you might appreciate this post. Others just come for teh sexeh, that’s fine, you can skip this ;) Random facts about me that are unrelated to sex, cause you already know what I want in bed: I’m sarcastic. I swear like a sailor (why can only sailors swear and get away with it?). I don’t really like Pennsylvania; I HATE the roads and I hate the drivers and half the people who live here. I’m a picker. scabs. my fingernails. pimples. It’s a bad habit. You should know about it. I’m afraid of heights (so much so that I can’t even watch on the tv when someone’s standing on a ledge. heebeegeebies bigtime). I detest spiders, snakes, bugs/insects, etc. I love good food, and I’m a damn good cook. I’ve been known to give people foodgasms from my cooking. Italian and Provincial French are my specialties. But I’m also

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Jul 082008

Disclaimer: I never do these, and I rarely will. There, don’t you feel better? ;) I liked these questions this week, so I felt compelled to do them. A rare peek at the me you might encounter in everyday life… 1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for? HA! Wow…Honey this blog is all about lust! You all know of the main players – T, E…one not yet mentioned – R, Jake, Thursday and D…those come into my head first. Past lusts? Forget it, we don’t have all night. 2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton? Italian food, but it has to be authentic and well prepared. Tiramisu (my own, haven’t had any at a restaurant that matches my recipe). Cheesecake. Ummm, oh Seafood! Lobster and Maryland Crab Cakes and Cream of Crab Soup and…. I’ll shut up now. And just about anything strawberry.

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Jun 272008

I’m not sure if you all have read this, how long it has been circulating, and whatnot. I read a reposting of this on a social site I belong to. I, in turn, reposted it in my own journal and was inundated by some very uptight and defensive women complaining about it. So I’m here today to share my particular thoughts on it. I won’t put up the whole thing, if you want to, you can go read it here. I realize that there’s also a lot of women in kink who won’t feel this applies to them. For example, someone very dominant or very submissive. But as a switch exploring her submissive side, this all appeals to me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I’m not going to just lie still – I’ll get involved. But don’t make me force your hand into my panties.

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