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Zumio Classic Review - Zumio shown on top of multi-colored papers with craft scissors and a paint marker

Zumio Review

In theory I should love the Zumio – intense, pinpoint clitoral stimulation seems to be my bag. But it turns out that the differences between the Zumio and traditional vibrators is the difference, for me, between satisfying and boring orgasms. Between the ease with which I was able to break my Zumio in two different ways, ways that aren’t covered by the warranty, and my dislike for the design I’m reluctant to give this a passing grade.

Review: Jimmyjane Hello Touch X

Review: Jimmyjane Hello Touch X

Special Note: If you are truly considering purchasing the Hello Touch X and do not have much knowledge on safe e-stim use, please read the Safety section that is in purple text. Jimmyjane does...

JimmyJane Hello Touch Review

JimmyJane Hello Touch Review

    In general, I seem to have the reviewer’s equivalent to a trained drug dog’s nose when it comes to spotting outrageous marketing claims on sex toys. JimmyJane has a knack for turning...

The Funtoys G-Vibe Split Vibrator

The Funtoys G-Vibe Split Vibrator

A few years ago a new concept in dildos arrived, called the Split Dildo. The reaction was as split as the sex toy itself. I’ve read polarizing reviews of both adoration and contempt, so...

Why I Hate JIMMYJANE: Part 1 – The Form 3 Review

Why I Hate JIMMYJANE: Part 1 – The Form 3 Review

Subtitled: When you’re right, you’re right or I should listen to my gut more Once long ago in Babeland I fondled a few JimmyJane vibrators and was summarily unimpressed. I read a litany of...

Quickie Review: Vanity VR2 by Jopen

Quickie Review: Vanity VR2 by Jopen

Recently I reviewed the VR6, a dual-stimulator/”rabbit” style from the Vanity line. But the times that I wished I could just lop off the clitoral arm and use only the internal portion made me...

Ono Pleasure: Cleo Massager Review

Ono Pleasure: Cleo Massager Review

Long ago and in a land far away I wanted a Cone vibrator. Eventually I read enough reviews that told me to avoid it. Sadly there were not enough reviews out when I asked...