Jul 042009
 
Jollet, Jollie, Mas Oui!

How do you improve upon the dildo? You vary the width and give it a strange, but wonderful, shape. A shape that can seem like it was just made to perfectly fill up your cunt. In fact…that’s exactly how it was made! It looks weird and that, combined with the girth, is exactly the reason I wanted these. I have long coveted various dildos made by Jollies Pleasure Toys. I now own 2 of the 3 that I have craved. I have the Jollie and the Jollet. They’re very similar, identical in size and shape of the insertable part, but the designs past the insertable part are quite different.   And since the design of these dildos is so unique looking, I had to ask. Straight to the lady with the answers! Luze, the CEO of Jollies L.L.C., answered my email questions with amazing promptness. It’s the geek in me, I like knowing the hows and

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Dec 222008
 
Hell in a Handbasket at Mach 10

I can only imagine the flurry of genuflecting, Hail Mary’s and whatnot goin on whenever a Catholic gets a load of the products from Divine Interventions.

*shakes head*

I just don’t know what to think. Except that I’m laughing. It’s brilliant. Fucked up, but brilliant for the most part.

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Dec 202008
 
Pinkcherry.com Review: Cherries Jubiliee Glass Dildo

Pinkcherry.com – Glass Dildos |  Cherries Jubilee by Dream Toys A glass dildo. What can one say about it, really? I can tell you that it’s not as weighty as I expected it to be. Girls, have you had that experience with the glass ones? I realize it’s not going to be as hefty as my beloved Pure Wand, but I have glass figures/decorative items so I know how heavy solid glass is. Perhaps it is because this is Pyrex glass? It only weighs a smidge over 9 ounces (yes I got curious just now and weighed it, shush). It is the prettiest toy that I own, though! Related Posts:Glass Dildos: The Curved Joy Flower I’ve owned a few glass dildos in my time; my first one was a bit…Review: Ocean Breeze Glass Dildo First, an aside. I’ve been feeling lately that I’m not being a very “good” reviewer…Jopen Key Comet G Wand Review There

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Dec 132008
 
VibeReview: UltraReal (and ultra creepy)

. . UltraReal by Doc Johnson, Courtesy of VibeReview.com I had such high hopes for this dildo. I’ve never owned a suction cup dildo and I was quite excited for all the things that I could do with it. When I requested it, the site didn’t list the material – which is rubber. Had I known that, I wouldn’t have wanted to review it. I can hear BBG calling me a toy snob as we speak ;) There’s good reason why I can’t stand rubber toys. Related Posts:Ask Lilly: “My sex toy stinks – what should I… A few weeks ago I got this question in my Formspring inbox and only now…Vixen “VixSkin” Raquel For a long time, I wasn’t interested in dildos. After all, it was in 2008…Tantus Raptor XL Dildo I wouldn’t say that the Tantus Raptor XL is the absolute largest dildo I’ve owned…Review: Ocean Breeze Glass Dildo First, an aside. I’ve

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Sep 242008
 
Review: Hardwood Dildo by Hans

  I bet about half of you are thinking “a dildo made of wood????”. I did. Then I read a few reviews from other bloggers and then I looked at his site and thought hmmmm….yeah, that could be great. The Facts: First, get all thoughts in your head regarding splinters and rough edges OUT. Each dildo is finished with at least five coats of Salad Bowl Finish, a food-quality varnish. The finish seals the wood, making them safe, waterproof, and natural-feeling.  (more FAQ‘s) It’s -pretty-, you see the grain of the wood with a nice gloss to it. He never uses stain, just happens upon some really cool woods that look great. The really cool ones, like mine which is purpleheart, are limited. He makes these out of scraps of wood leftover from furniture and other big projects, mostly given to him. One day, Hans saw a piece of walnut, and like most woodworkers/woodartists, the

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