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It’s official – I’m a wench

There is an International Guild of Wenches* – and I need to join!! Anyone care to buy my membership? *bats eyelashes*  I think I would fit in well…..don’t you agree?

1. Do men require an “adjustment” after kissing you?   But of course!
2. Is your tongue registered as a precision surgical instrument? I can say that yes, both men and ladies would agree
   
3. Have you been accused of smuggling melons across state lines? Well I AM the size of your average 4H honeydew
   
4. Do you really know what a sponge is for? What better way to drip soapy suds over my naked…..
   
5. Was “Soak a Bloke” considered your time off?
6. Do you think it’s wise to use ice cubes and menthol together? Hmmmm I need to try that
   
7. Is whipped cream more than just a dessert topping? Way more!
   
8. Do men lose the power of speech when you adjust your bodice or breath deeply? According to my partner, resoundingly yes. Also, further proof here.
   
9. Are you vertically challenged but horizontally gifted? Oh hell yes
   
10. Do you like to play with your food? Duh, we just went over that here
    
11. When removing your bra on Monday, do you find enough loose change to buy breakfast?  LOL Amongst other things

*located by the lust-worthy Natt

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Tits for Troops Halloween Style

I’ve got more halloween-themed pics from the series, but the first went to TfT. After all, it -was- Vixen’s suggestion of sending in Halloween-themed tits that gave me the idea!

Awfully tiny, huh? You’ll have to visit the Troops site to see it full size ;)

 

On an unrelated note, if you know me at all you’d know that I’m a very giving person. If someone needs help and I can assist, I’m very likely to do it. Above and beyond the “call of duty” even. I suppose it’s something my late father told me once that stuck with me, because he was the same way. Even doing things for people who I thought weren’t deserving of his help. He said that you should always help out when you can, because you never know when it will be your turn to need help. Karma, perhaps. Reap what you sow? Do unto others? Or maybe because the world just needs to be a better place, with less selfishness.

I don’t expect that the person I helped will repay me….someone else might. But I do at least expect a thank you. A few weeks ago a seemingly nice girl contacted me on Okcupid. After reading things in my profile and an email or two she expressed an interest in knowing more about where to buy toys, restraints, and basic general info on related stuff that I won’t get into. So I pointed her to my blog, to the blogs of other women who were into what she was into, and I gave her links and information on sex toy sites and my favorite places to get restraints. I put effort into it. And I never heard back from her. Not a peep.

I’m disheartened by it, I’ve muttered a few disparaging remarks about her, but it won’t stop me from being who I am.

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Two of your favorite things!

It’s Tits for Troops Tuesday! Happens every week ya know ;)

Might wanna go check out all the lovely tits, I submitted one that you guys have never seen before.

I hate being unprepared. Yesterday I had that office all to myself again for the last hour of work. No one told me that the main receptionist would be off yesterday and I would need to cover. Since my bullet vibe is akin to American Express (I don’t leave home without it), I at least got in some naughty playtime. Some discussions throughout the day with a certain young man left me on simmer all day long.

At first I just sat there at the main desk, bullet nestled between my lips, buzzing away at my clit. If I’m wearing a skirt I have easier access, but if I’m wearing pants it actually helps keep the bullet there….and a slight rocking of my pelvis just presses it in so nicely, brings me to the edge so quickly. But being as how it’s the last hour of the day that I’m sitting down there, and in front of my desk is the open glass door to the busy hallway….the distractions and inability to feel safe in shoving my hand down my pants (hehe) made me move over to the desk I took the construction worker photos at. It’s out of view of the glass door…..however….anyone could still be entering the office at any given moment. And with the noise level in the hallway from so many people, I was constantly in slight fear that someone would come in. Both hands down my unbuttoned and unzipped pants, holding the bullet to just the right spot, I came in mere minutes. A delicious lingering orgasm, one that left my cunt messy and wet and still twitching with aftershocks even 10 minutes later.

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Reminder: Tits For Troops!

Reminding you all to keep checking out TfT every week for more of your favorite (or second-favorite) thing: tits! I’m up this week with another of the red bra shots, the slightly-less-risque version of me undoing his jeans ;) Upcoming weeks will have more shower pics.

I know it’s one of MY favorite places to visit every week!

That’s all for the sexy, folks. I’m having a cat-momma crisis this week. Some assholes a few doors down are not responsible people. They kicked out a young cat and won’t let her back in. The young lady of the house claims to feed her off the back porch because the old guy won’t let the cat in. Tomorrow I’m paying a visit to The Cat Lady (i.e. me in 30 years) who I’ve been informed takes in all cats, cares for them, prepares them for a healthy life with a loving family and only asks for the costs she put out in shots/meds/etc. Tonight’s final straw was a neighborhood brat who tossed the water bowl at my door and at the cat, as well as a branch, and then rang my doorbell and ran away. Poor baby girl was on my step crying to come in.

I can’t let her in because of my own cat, but I can and will find her a proper responsible loving home. She’s pregnant and, judging by the wigglies in her tummy, due in a week or two. She’s the absolute most sweetest and loving little girl and it breaks my heart to have to turn her away. She’ll get a new life tomorrow. I really hate people who take in pets and then toss them out in the street at the slightest sign of non-human behaviour.

If I had any money to spare, I’d donate to The Cat Lady, but I’m already tapped out for the next few paychecks since buying my domain and hosting. Someday though….I’ll be that Cat Lady. Foster Momma to the fur kids.

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Switching Teams or Playing Both Sides?

Disappointed with the results I’ve been getting from local men on Craigslist I decided to visit the other side for a bit and see what I can catch.

I answered a few W4W ads and posted one of my own. We shall see…..

I must admit, I’ve never truly flirted much with another woman. Perhaps a bit online, but never in person. My previous encounters just…happened. One was part of a threesome. I tend to go through phases as to which gender I sexually prefer, and I seem to have been in the men’s camp for quite some time.

Speaking of tits….. ;)

As soon as this week’s fresh crop of tits are posted, be sure to check them out. I submitted a previously-unseen pic from the collar-and-leash series:

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Tits for Troops

Ladies – Support our Troops! ;)

A cute little organization I found called Tits for Troops

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