Happy Mother’s Day! The Winner of the Crystal Delights Plug is…..
I love that Rafflecopter makes entering contests and having contests so easy. It’s really a lot less of a headache! Of course, in fairness to all, manual verification of entries still needs to happen to be sure that everybody followed all of my rules and restrictions but I was able to do that as things went along for the most part.
After a lovely run and lots of entries, I’m pleased to announce that the winner is……
Penny, who writes the blog “A Penny for Your Dirty Thoughts”!
Congrats Penny! She really spread the word about sex toy safety – her Twitter posts, Tumblr posts and even a great blog post about sex toy safety!
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Do all birthdays suck?
Please allow this old lady a bit of self-involved moping and grumping for a mo’, would ya?
Last year’s birthday REALLY sucked. Perhaps this year’s birthday won’t suck so badly because I’m aware that it will suck in advance and I am preparing myself for that. The asshole now-ex-friend who forgot my birthday last year is off the hook now due to being a large douchebag who I don’t speak to anymore. Husband has informed me that he will not at all be up for anything fun or even dinner out, due to very stressful workplace goings-on this month that have my poor guy so wound up that we’re both at our less-than-best lately. We’re rescheduling for an unknown date in the near-ish future, at least.
Even my birthday wish list was produced with as much effort as pulling one’s own teeth. Money would be grand, though, so if a bunch of people were to buy sex toys from my affiliate links over there in the sidebar, I’d be tickled pink! We’ve decided to save up for the down payment on a house so any job offers or projects would be lovely too.
In a few weeks I’m turning 35 and I must admit I’m not pleased with that. I can’t say anymore that I’m vaguely in my “early 30′s”. I’ll suddenly be closer to 40 than 30 by just a smidge. Age is just a number, you say? 35 is the new 25, you say? The problem is I’m most certainly feeling like I’ve not done jack shit of importance in my life, that I’ve behind the 8-ball and failing miserably.
Growing up, my birthday was usually a big deal. I guess that’s what you get when you’re an only child? I wasn’t lavished with expensive presents but I didn’t ask for anything expensive, either. I don’t think it existed! We didn’t have cell phones or computers or handheld game thingiemabobbers. WE HAD STICKS. Ok, fine, it was better than sticks. And aside from my senior prom falling on my birthday one year and half the invitees not showing up to my 16th party, birthdays as a kid were pretty good. I’d have one with friends and then one with family. God, I miss my grandmother’s cake frosting.
So yeah…I guess the reason why my birthday list is so short on tangible items is that I’m realizing I’d rather have people. I’d like to go back to the busy, love-filled birthdays of childhood. I want to spend a whole day doing fun sightseeing with my husband, something we haven’t done in ages. I’d like to feel loved and appreciated by friends and family. Are we really all too damn busy for birthdays anymore? Are we really at the level where the most we can be arsed to do is post something on someone’s Facebook wall (and only then because Facebook reminds you) and call it job well done?
(please don’t comment to wish me a happy birthday, or I will stab you)
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Wanton Wednesday, 100th Edition
It’s been 100 editions and just over 2 years since I first rebelled. Wanton Wednesday has really picked up some steam lately and I’m thrilled to see everyone enjoying themselves. I haven’t really taken anything new in ages (haven’t felt up to it) so I figured that for the 100th edition I’d get fancied up. Sparkly jewels, lacy bra, pretty lingerie…oh wait. That last bit seems to have problems staying on! I couldn’t choose between the two photos, so you get both. I puttered around in Photoshop for over an hour just having fun with filters and tweaks.
Check out what the rest of the group is up to this week! 
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Happy Mother’s Day: Win a Crystal Delights Glass Plug
Image courtesy of Crystal Delights
Here’s a butt plug….Happy Mother’s Day!
That’s not something I’ll ever say to my mother. But thankfully there are millions of partners and husbands and wives around the world who just might love to say that to the mother of their children! Flowers are commonly given for Mother’s Day but what do you do when you want something more sensual and sexy? I say skip the floral-scented bodywash and give her the pink Crystal Delights Atomic Rose Plug. This gorgeous, glass butt plug is handcrafted here in the US and Shellie, the owner of Crystal Delights, inspects each and every glass sex toy that goes out her door so you know that you’re getting something of high quality (did you catch my interview post with her?)
Giveaway Details:
You’ll have your choice between the clear or frosted version of the Atomic Rose Butt Plug. The contest is open to anybody in the US or Canada and you’ll talk to Crystal Delights directly to give them your personal info. Contest runs from April 30th until May 12th. The winner will be chosen on Mother’s Day (May 13th).
Entries will be gathered using Rafflecopter. If I can’t verify your entry then it will get deleted – so if I ask for more information from you in entry details, you need to provide it for your entry to count!
Crystal Delights Plug Details:
Featuring the brand new Crystal Delights CAC Atomic Rose pink plug, available in your choice of a smooth or a frosted finish. The Atomic Rose plug is a Colors Against Cancer (CAC) Small Pink Plug adorned with a beautiful vintage glass Atomic Rose medallion from the Czech Republic. All Crystal Delights plugs include a custom made-in-the-USA bag for safe and discreet storage of your new Crystal Delights objet d’art.
The Atomic Rose Plugs
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Weight |
Length |
Insertable Length |
Bulb |
| 3.6 |
4.0 |
3.5 |
1.3 |
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e[lust] 33
Photo courtesy of Penny
Welcome to e[lust], the sex blog round-up- The best posts from the hottest and smartest sex bloggers all in one place! This edition highlights topics such as STI’s, swingers and poly relationships, spanking, role play and so much more. Want to be included in e[lust] #34? Start with the rules, come back in February to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!
~ The Top Three Posts ~
I’m The 48% – I keep breathing. Strangely enough, the world didn’t end at that precise moment. I felt numb. I stared at those two red lines on the monitor.
Can Swingers be Happily Married? Long Term? – Swinging can be an exhilarating experience. It requires sincerity, honesty, vulnerability, strength, forgiveness, and patience.
Secretary - I was a little worried: my intentions in placing the ad had been purely dishonorable, but her response offered no evidence that she correctly divined my intentions.
~ e[lust] Editress ~
Why I Write – And Respect – Negative Sex Toy Reviews – I call a spade a spade, and name it out for being crap no matter if it’s $39 crap or $139 crap. Crap is crap and you shouldn’t have to buy it.
~ Featured Post (Picked by Lilly) ~
A Little Spanking Can Go A Long Way – All I could do was hold on until it was over. It was more than I could take, but I took it and, of course, I loved it.
All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!
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