May 122009

Back in the old office, I was taking risks. Masturbating at my desk, even while I felt 95% safe doing so, was still a risk. Someone could by chance hear the vibrator, or take note of my flushed skin and lack of focus on work – or worse yet, as I got more daring towards the end, walk around behind my desk as I was on the floor. Perhaps my feeling safe was just being cocky. I had assumed that, given the layout of the new office, I would not at all be able to continue my ways, especially playing with Q online. The inability to easily carry on a mostly-uninterrupted conversation is gone now; my movements have to be controlled and my poker face has to be in top game. And, given that I need pressure on my clit in order to come…..well, how could I do that at my desk here?? Last week

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May 092009

ATTENTION LADIES! Half of my request is pervy, and half is coming from a genuine learning itch. I know that my orgasms and methods are different from yours, but I want to know – and share. You can be totally anonymous and I won’t say who it is. I’ll just post your photo and your words. Or if you’re brave, write a post similar to mine and include pictures if you dare. I’ll link to it. Send me whatever you dare but remember….my birthday is coming up, so make it good ;) What better gift than educational porn could I receive??? Ok well I could have the female in question live and in person but hey…..I know my limits here. Sadly.But ya know…..a private video would be a great gift. Just sayin. =D By the end of the month I want to have a post or two sharing your stories and photos with my readers.

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May 072009
Pictures of Lily (anatomy of an orgasm)

Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night For me and Lily are together in my dreams And I ask you, “Hey mister, have you ever seen” “Pictures of Lily?” ~The Who, “Pictures of Lily” How could I resist using this song title for a post about, and containing photos of, my cunt? Especially since the song is about masturbation in a roundabout way and a “picture of lily” is well…..yeah. you get it. I don’t need to explain all the points, right? You’re smart people. Lilly / Lily for Rated X, click through Now, where were we? Ah yes. You know how I do it. But now….it is time for me to attempt to explain the wordless, to put text to something I feel and see. See? yeah…you’ll understand it soon. Let us use the scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the lowest. I rarely

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May 042009
Come inside, come inside

    I have reviewed a lot of sex toys, and if you’re a loyal reader I think you know by now what it takes to get me off. Of course, getting off goes beyond toys and you know that aspect too. But what you don’t know… how. How I get off. Since May is National Masturbation Month, there is no better time to talk about it. While every girl jerks off a little bit differently, today you get a sneak peak into the mechanics of my masturbation. Sometimes I have a goal – to squirt, to come many times, to simply try out a new toy. Sometimes I start from a bare simmer, and sometimes I wait until I’m a squirming mass of arousal – my cunt and clit already engorged and achy and slippery. One thing that I really don’t ever do is finger-fuck my cunt. My arms are short and it’s just

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May 012009
May is National Masturbation Month

  I know you all do it. You all know I do it….a LOT. I do it in risky places. I do it for the greater good. The fact is, nobody can get you off like YOU get yourself off. I’m not saying that jerking off is better than partnered sex, it’s just more reliable. And different. I am going to make a point this month to masturbate every single day, and I’m going to aim for a different way every day – whether that means a different toy every day I don’t know. I’m going to try a few new things. And….. I’m going to post a few photos soon that I didn’t ever think I’d post here. getting off I’m getting off keep getting off keep getting off I’m getting off I’m getting off to you It’s not enough It’s not enough and more can never be enough I’m getting off I’m getting

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