Recently I had someone ask how a certain sex toy retailer shipped their toys to me; if it was safe, would her roommates know what was in the box, etc. Purchasing sex toys is still a VERY private matter to most people. Been there, done that, I’m not the sort who would have wanted my mother to know what was in that box when I lived with her. But of course, there’s a lot more to know about how to buy sex toys online than what the shipping box looks like.
If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, by now you know the places I recommend you shop from. But in the end, it goes beyond just buying from reviewers’ affiliate links. There’s a LOT of sex toy buyers out there who just…have no clue. I know I surely didn’t the first time or two I bought sex toys. Back when I was first buying toys, blogger (real, honest people) reviews were not around. I had nobody to look to for recommendations, no feedback on good companies to deal with, etc.
I also want to say this: No company is 100% perfect. In retail (or hell, anywhere) You cannot please 100% of the people 100% of the time.
Today I was looking into purchasing a vibrator for myself rather than requesting to review it; I just wanted to see what the cost was, if anybody had it on sale, if it would be worth it to me to purchase it on my own. I found the toy I was looking for, $30 cheaper than the sites I trust…..at Amazon. But dig deeper and you’ll see that it’s not “Amazon”. It’s another company (an unknown perhaps) selling via Amazon. Doing this made me realize why it’s not worth it to pay $30 less for a toy from some unknown retailer via Amazon. While many of his ratings were 4 or 5 out of 5, there were still consistent, but infrequent, bad ratings. Customers saying they never got the item, never heard from the seller. They paid for it, were charged for it, but never got it. Could this happen with any of the retailers I support? Sure it could. But the retailers I support are heavily intertwined with bloggers – bloggers who have readers, bloggers who twitter, bloggers who will not hesitate to to call out the retailer publicly on their mistake and get it corrected. And they’re all heavy into social media. Quickest way to get the attention of a company you have a beef with? Talk to them publicly via Facebook or Twitter. They will get on it pronto.
Moving on to another reason for purchasing from a reputable sex toy retailer – the packaging/shipping. All of the places I affiliate/review for send things out very discreetly: plain brown box (or usps priority mail packaging) and they have a vanilla-sounding primary company name that they use. SheVibe‘s package came from “Order Fulfillment – SV Inc”. Every site will tell you (and if they don’t, avoid them) exactly how discreet their shipping is and what address it’ll come from. Yes….if a very determined and nosy person truly wanted to know, they could likely Google these names and find out where you actually purchased from.
6 Tips on How to Buy Sex Toys Online, Safely and Discreetly
Search for product reviews from bloggers to make sure the toy is being represented accurately
I don’t feel that the on-site short-paragraph-blurbs that can be put up by just anybody should be viewed as honest reviews. I trust bloggers (most of them) to give me an accurate portrayal of the toy. Read more reviews from the blogger before trusting their opinion. Make sure that they don’t give every single toy a hugely glowing recommendation. It’s not often, but some will do that just to get sales (and more toys passed their way).
Go to Twitter and do a search on the company name
See if anybody talks about them, good OR bad. Take what you find with a grain of salt, though. A scorned blogger is a vocal, dramatic blogger. We all do it.
- Liberator, for example, has said some really dumb things on their blog/Twitter (and you’ll see people calling them out on it). Do I think their company is bad? Not exactly – they just have bad PR/writers. BUT I also wouldn’t order directly from them, either. Their shipping boxes are not discrete. When I got the Black Label Ramp/Wedge, it stated clearly on the box who it was from and what was contained inside. But I love their products; I’d just recommend you purchase them elsewhere if you’re able.
- Edenfantasys is not a place I’ll recommend anymore. For the why, you’d better just go here.
Avoid Amazon, Ebay, and AliExpress. For different reasons, avoid Adam & Eve
I realize that a $100+ toy requires pause for a number of shoppers; the chance at getting that toy for 30% less is tempting. But this is one of those times when you get what you pay for…..and you might get burned by going with a place such as Random Seller XYZ on Amazon just because they’re a lot cheaper. You may actually be getting a couterfeit sex toy which means any warranty would not be honored AND the toy could be made from an unsafe material. This is especially true of Njoy sex toys – there’s a lot of knockoffs out there. Njoy uses 316 grade medical quality stainless steel. A cheap Pakistani knock off could be made of anything…even toxic heavy metals.
The first three places I mention all live at the intersection of Shady Lane and Back Alley. I wouldn’t trust anything from those sites. But Adam & Eve? While they do still sell a bunch of toxic shit, the reason I tell you to avoid them is that they have hung onto their decades-old practice of sending you catalogs and porn advertisements via mail. No, not email. Snail mail.
Research the site’s return policy
While you can’t return a toy that’s been used, you should make sure that it is in good working order and is what you expected/ordered. Reputable sites will let you return most defective products. Reputable *manufacturers* give a limited warranty on their toys to guard against defects.
Don’t purchase a toy if the company will not say who the manufacturer is, or what the materials are
I’ve seen a lot of companies that, for some reason, sell toys from reputable manufacturers but change the manufacturer’s toy name. I’ve seen sites that won’t list the manufacturer’s name. Why they would do this is beyond me. ALSO it could be a knock-off and you won’t know it until you get it in your hands. I have seen some reputable companies who have this tactic and it still baffles the hell out of me. I want to be able to search for reviews!
Avoid sites that don’t have a strong online presence. Make sure they’re on Facebook and Twitter, at least, and make sure they update at least once a week, but preferably more than that.
Ask a sex toy reviewer/blogger.
Don’t be afraid, we don’t bite! Not most, anyways. Most reviewers/bloggers love to get reader questions, we LOVE helping people because we were once in your shoes. We all work with a number of companies, and have our favorites – but for some, their favorite or their least liked might be based on that company’s willingness (or lack of) to send the blogger product to review. There are a few major sex toy retailers you’ll see missing from my site, not necessarily because of a problem with them that you should be concerned about, but it’s a problem I have with their behind-the-scenes ethics. The two companies that I 100% fully back and support and want you to buy from are Tantus and Shevibe. These companies are run by fabulous people who care about their customers and their community. They need to be supported, because we need more companies like this.