Do you masturbate…..a lot?
Hubs got this today for our kitchen, for those times when your hands are yucky with raw chicken juices or whatnot:
As he was reading the brochure:
The spout sensor soap pump dispenses soap touch-free to help avoid the spread of germs. Simply place your hand under the spout to dispense soap automatically. The elongated spout arcs over the sink basin to keep wet hands and soap from dripping on the counter. Four volume settings allow you to control the amount of soap or lotion dispensed.
He says to me “Hey you could put lube in this!” At first I gave him a look because, well, I can’t see either of us needing that sort of thing but then it occurred to me that it’s not a bad idea for those who like to jerk off often and use lube copiously. Wouldn’t that be awesome to not have to touch anything, just stick your hand under there and you barely need to interrupt the flow of the session!
I can totally picture some of the more hard-core sex toy reviewers enjoying the hell out of this. And, ya know, all you other pervs too.