Jul 172010

Hubs got this today for our kitchen, for those times when your hands are yucky with raw chicken juices or whatnot:

As he was reading the brochure:

The spout sensor soap pump dispenses soap touch-free to help avoid the spread of germs. Simply place your hand under the spout to dispense soap automatically. The elongated spout arcs over the sink basin to keep wet hands and soap from dripping on the counter. Four volume settings allow you to control the amount of soap or lotion dispensed.

He says to me “Hey you could put lube in this!” At first I gave him a look because, well, I can’t see either of us needing that sort of thing but then it occurred to me that it’s not a bad idea for those who like to jerk off often and use lube copiously. Wouldn’t that be awesome to not have to touch anything, just stick your hand under there and you barely need to interrupt the flow of the session!

I can totally picture some of the more hard-core sex toy reviewers enjoying the hell out of this. And, ya know, all you other pervs too.

  • Britni TheVadgeWig

    Dude, that’s awesome. I would have no need for it either, but I kind of want one anyway. I can’t imagine the look on someone’s face if I brought them home and when we needed lube I pointed them to my automatic lube dispenser on the nightstand.

  • http://mama-in-stilettos.blogspot.com MamaInStilettos

    Thats awesome! I totally need, erm, I mean want one!

  • Bad Bad Girl

    considering the bottles of sticky lube I have around here-I want this. And then I never have to THINK if anyone else is using my lube.

  • Aspasia

    I agree with Bad Bad Girl. Got lots of sticky lube and bottles of lube that I’m always cleaning off from some “rough handling”.

  • Hunter Red

    Yeah. That is a useful product for many things. Hell, I could probably stick cheese in that thing for when me and my girlfriend eat nachos naked.

  • http://annettefunnyjello.com/ Annette

    LOL this totally made me giggle as I was just asked to review something similar earlier this week.

    Oh! I received my Wahl from Good Vibes. I meant to email you and spaced it.

  • http://www.nitebyrdsnest.blogspot.com nitebyrd

    That is an absolutely brilliant idea!

  • Emme

    Agree! Leaky lube bottles are the bane of my existance. Lol – but it would be handy…now how to hide it from the 5 and 2 year old..hmmmm?

    Psssst…..I would love to follow you on Twitter. :)

  • http://amorouschick.blogspot.com Ashly Star

    I wouldn’t have a need for that as a lube dispenser but that’s a very clever idea!

    I like it for it’s intended purpose. Maybe once we’re back in our own place with money to spare I can get one of those for my kitchen. It would definitely come in handy.