May 012009



I know you all do it.

You all know I do it….a LOT.

I do it in risky places.

I do it for the greater good.

The fact is, nobody can get you off like YOU get yourself off. I’m not saying that jerking off is better than partnered sex, it’s just more reliable. And different.

I am going to make a point this month to masturbate every single day, and I’m going to aim for a different way every day – whether that means a different toy every day I don’t know.

I’m going to try a few new things.


I’m going to post a few photos soon that I didn’t ever think I’d post here.

getting off
I’m getting off
keep getting off
keep getting off
I’m getting off
I’m getting off to you
It’s not enough
It’s not enough
and more can never be enough
I’m getting off
I’m getting off to you

~Korn “Getting Off”

  6 Responses to “May is National Masturbation Month”

  1. Looking forward to the pics. Might knock out more than a few as well.

  2. I’m SOOO looking forward to this month!

  3. I just did it this afternoon! On webcam for a friend, no less ;-)

    ~ you cam slut ;)

  4. Yay!

    Sounds like someone is feeling a little better about life! :)

  5. Well I don’t need a month specified I’m for it most anytime!

    ~ well no, I don’t either but hey the more reason the better!

  6. Sounds like the makings of a great month.

    ~ could be….we’ll see!

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