It’s official – I’m a wench
There is an International Guild of Wenches* – and I need to join!! Anyone care to buy my membership? *bats eyelashes* I think I would fit in well…..don’t you agree?
- Do men require an “adjustment” after kissing you? But of course!
- Is your tongue registered as a precision surgical instrument? I can say that yes, both men and ladies would agree
- Have you been accused of smuggling melons across state lines? Well I AM the size of your average 4H honeydew
- Do you really know what a sponge is for? What better way to drip soapy suds over my naked…..
- Was “Soak a Bloke” considered your time off?
- Do you think it’s wise to use ice cubes and menthol together? Hmmmm I need to try that
- Is whipped cream more than just a dessert topping? Way more!
- Do men lose the power of speech when you adjust your bodice or breath deeply? According to my partner, resoundingly yes. Also, further proof here.
- Are you vertically challenged but horizontally gifted? Oh hell yes
- Do you like to play with your food? Duh, we just went over that here
- When removing your bra on Monday, do you find enough loose change to buy breakfast? LOL Amongst other things
*located by the lust-worthy Natt