There is an International Guild of Wenches* – and I need to join!! Anyone care to buy my membership? *bats eyelashes*  I think I would fit in well…..don’t you agree?

1. Do men require an “adjustment” after kissing you?   But of course!
2. Is your tongue registered as a precision surgical instrument? I can say that yes, both men and ladies would agree
   
3. Have you been accused of smuggling melons across state lines? Well I AM the size of your average 4H honeydew
   
4. Do you really know what a sponge is for? What better way to drip soapy suds over my naked…..
   
5. Was “Soak a Bloke” considered your time off?
6. Do you think it’s wise to use ice cubes and menthol together? Hmmmm I need to try that
   
7. Is whipped cream more than just a dessert topping? Way more!
   
8. Do men lose the power of speech when you adjust your bodice or breath deeply? According to my partner, resoundingly yes. Also, further proof here.
   
9. Are you vertically challenged but horizontally gifted? Oh hell yes
   
10. Do you like to play with your food? Duh, we just went over that here
    
11. When removing your bra on Monday, do you find enough loose change to buy breakfast?  LOL Amongst other things

*located by the lust-worthy Natt

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