Oct 142008
 

The bloggers that use site trackers tend to get a big kick out of seeing what search terms led a reader to their blog. There’s always some funny ones, so in the midst of a bit of lingering writer’s block, I decided to share a few. I’ve copied them “as is” so you get the full effect, typos and all, lol.

Apparently, this really COULD be dangerous (but I still don’t get these searches..I mean…wtf??)

“is mouth sucking of cock dangerous” – New Jersey

“is sucking cock dangerous?” – California

“is sucking your own cock bad for your back dangerous” – UK

“how dangerous is it sucking cock” – New Zealand

“women with painted tits” – Washington (i think i disappointed them with that one)

“how to make cock sucking an ok experience – Australia  (poor girl)

the funniest were the few searching for “pasta n more”, relating to my billy Mays rant

“rough wodden dildo” – Australia  (christ, sadistic bastard! ouch!)

I get “cock twitch” a lot. I don’t understand that one.

“big tit bullet bra bondage” – Canada (nice alliteration, but I’m sorry I failed them)

“cocktease manual” (really? awesome!! this one I like!)

“how to make love to a woman with a dildo blog” (now it is how to make love to a woman with a dildo? or a woman with a dildo blog? *gigglefits*) – Australia

Archive list length is only 4000 visits so that only shows me the last 2 weeks. Pity, there have been some funny ones that I didn’t save. I should have.

Oh I do remember a few doozies from old:

“my cock have something like sperm what is it”

“sperm my titts”

And a few others with “sperm” in it…bizarre because I’ve used that word *once* in a post title.

I’ve gotten a lot of “mistress”, and certainly a lot of sex toy queries looking for reviews and such of the Lelo Elise, Miracle Massager, We-Vibe, etc. Fair number of some variation of lips around cock, lol, and of course variations on exhibitionist stuff.

Oh! Today I found out that if you search for Lusty Bitch in google, I’m #4! Woo!

UPDATE: THIS JUST IN!  “cock in bra” and “passed out fucked exhibitionist” (sicko)

  • sweetcopswife

    OMG That IS hilarious!

    I wasnt sure what your post was gonna be about with that title! LOL

    ~ heheheheeee Like to keep you guys on your toes ;) ~L

  • Ha! That is pretty interesting to read how it plugs that stuff.

  • his cock have something *like* sperm. woooow. *grin*

    ~ I know, right? It if isn’t sperm then what is it? Does he have a Willy Wonka cock? Mmmmm ~L

  • Riff Dog

    These are too funny! “my cock have something like sperm what is it” and “how to make cock sucking an ok experience” are priceless!

    ~ Yeah I get the weird birds, lol

  • Eww, I just went and checked mine only to find “animal and women sex” as a search that got to me. Must have been linked to our animal sex toy post! :-)

    ~ oh geez. well they didn’t find what they were looking for then, lol

  • Tracer Bullet

    Australians are either very perverted, very confused or very horny.

    ~ It seems,perhaps, all 3!!

  • Looool love it, makes for some amusing fun when one goes wandering in the site stats. Lol hmmm I always did think the neighbours over the ditch were perverted *snigger* x

    ~ hey there were a few NZ looners, too ;)

  • I loooove looking at my stats keywords! Some of them are so funny!

    Off-topic…I just realized that my feedreader isn’t updating your site for some reason! I was thinking to myself “oh I haven’t seen anything from Lilly’s blog for awhile,” so came here and low and behold you’re around, my reader just sucks. I need to get that fixed!

  • kookimebux

    Hello. And Bye. :)