Comments on: Pass/Fail

By: Ws Rote

Ws Rote — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:34:01 +0000

“Unfortunately most of you are way the hell on the other coast.”

Or on another continent altogether. -_-’

Kisses and a lot of admiration from Europe :)

By: Riff Dog

Riff Dog — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:58:39 +0000

These are freakin’ hysterical!

I know a woman who put up a public picture on her Ashley Madison profile similar to the one you have here. (Like you, she has fantastic breasts.)

Her reasoning was that this way, she could immediately weed out the “Nice rack!” guys and only deal with the guys who managed to say something a little more personal. Seemed like good logic to me.

And yes, I wound up fucking her. I’m just as dogly as the other guys, but I know when not to say it.

By: James

James — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:02:38 +0000

Well, sheesh, I guess I’m not the only one striking out on CL/OKCupid. Still, next time you’re in the area, let me know now with added cell-phone goodness so I can text you but not use text-speak…

~ no….you finally got a cell phone?? Bout damn time, boy. *tackle* and where’ve you been, huh? ~L

By: Dragon Mage

Dragon Mage — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:22:08 +0000

Sounds like IRC on a good day. lol. The idiots are out in force, eh?
Sweet pic. ^_^ Let’s hear it for not being a fucktard! ^_^
(shame you aren’t close enough to us – luvbunny and I could be FWBs ~_^ )

~ Thank god I never bothered with IRC then! See? All the good ones are far away *pouts* ~L

By: rage

rage — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 04:07:26 +0000

I can’t believe the nerve of some of these guys, but on the other hand….I am not surprised either.

~ Sad tho, ain’t it? ~L

By: not_lou

not_lou — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:45:32 +0000

Fantastic cleavage!!!
i can see this for many many many hours….

By: jormengrund

jormengrund — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:00:48 +0000

You know, it’s amazing to me that some women will actually FALL for these lines!

I mean, if you think about it, that waste of breath, space, and blood and tissue has somehow come up with the idea that those lines get them anywhere..

Usually this is because they’ve had that line work before, and gotten something for their trouble..

My real question here is.. WHO??

Who really would want to procreate with someone as obviously flawed as these fucktards have turned out to be?

I don’t know, but if I find one, I might need to slap some sense into them.

Let the idiots die out slowly, so we can have some “normalcy” again!

Oh, and nice boobs too! :D

~ You’d think they would learn but….I don’t know. I can’t see into the male brain, hard as I might try to find it….lol ~L

By: Cunning Linguist

Cunning Linguist — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:18:20 +0000

Ya know…. I’m only half fucktard on my dad’s side. Don’t believe me? Just ask my mom :P

Coy Pink and I have yet ANOTHER thing in common. Nice!

~ always good to find kindred spirits! ~L

By: PantheraPardus

PantheraPardus — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:42:49 +0000

I detest textspeak in emails. Hell, I detest textspeak in IM and text. *grin* I text in complete sentences, with full punctuation, and always have.

It’s tough to find a brain in the general population these days…and one reason I only post on Fetlife, not on Collarme. ;)

~ See though that saddens me….either the general quality of men has degraded in time and survival of the fittest has truly failed us, or they’re just so fucking lazy that they can’t even fake effort to get laid?? I tend to use necessary punctuation in texting, and usually full sentences. I might only revert to textspeak on Twitter if I’m running out of characters. ~L

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:21:04 +0000

Seems like some are lacking a few brain cells or are thinking with there d**k! lol
Love this post, its made me smile this morning already :)
Oh and even more so now with you little (LARGE) bonus photo! hehe

~ I have this urge to email every one of the fucktards back and berate them, asking if they really ever get responses, favorable ones, to their idiotic brand of “flirting” and if not, perhaps its time for some intropsection and/or a ghostwriter. Glad you liked ;) ~L