Aug 182008
 

Oh well, fuck it. Some of you might appreciate this post. Others just come for teh sexeh, that’s fine, you can skip this ;)

Random facts about me that are unrelated to sex, cause you already know what I want in bed:

I’m sarcastic. I swear like a sailor (why can only sailors swear and get away with it?). I don’t really like Pennsylvania; I HATE the roads and I hate the drivers and half the people who live here. I’m a picker. scabs. my fingernails. pimples. It’s a bad habit. You should know about it. I’m afraid of heights (so much so that I can’t even watch on the tv when someone’s standing on a ledge. heebeegeebies bigtime). I detest spiders, snakes, bugs/insects, etc.

I love good food, and I’m a damn good cook. I’ve been known to give people foodgasms from my cooking. Italian and Provincial French are my specialties. But I’m also picky with my food too. And I will bitch about cooking for you if you hate mushrooms. I don’t usually have recipes, but I’m a stickler for tradition in some things. Like don’t try to give me Fettucine Alfredo with garlic in it. wrong. sorry. untraditional. Do not try to pass off Tiramisu made with cream cheese. Just don’t. I have Mafia connections. I’ll hurt you.

I’m really good at:

  • Cooking
  • Photography and digital editing
  • Jewelry making
  • Computers
  • Getting lost
  • Taking care of people
  • Procrastinating
  • Looking unhappy (apparently my natural “I’m in thought/busy/daydreaming” facial expression is one of unhappiness)
  • Forgetting things (out of sight, out of mind)
  • Talking to cats

I’m really bad at:

  • Reading maps
  • Cutting wrapping paper
  • Making decisions
  • Most sports (My hand/eye coordination isn’t the best in the league, and I have an irrational fear of things flying at my face)
  • Baking from scratch (or anything to do with flour, really)
  • Keeping the inside of my car clean
  • Cleaning in general
  • Keeping track of things like debit card, glasses, sunglasses, nail clippers, gloves, etc.

That’s enough torture for now. Wow, did you read the whole thing? Impressive. Yeah, I know…..I’m a little batty, huh? I’m sorry, no sexy and no noodz. You’ll get some soon.

  • Southern Sage

    lol@ talking to cats!
    haaaaaaaaaa

    I’m with you for sure on keeping the car clean!!
    mine is a disaster.

  • Coy Pink

    Well, now I have a whole new reason to like you – you don’t keep your car clean! While I certainly appreciate a clean car, I have a soft spot in my heart for people like me who just can’t seem to keep their car clean.

  • Deviant little devil

    Kudos to you.

  • garbonzo

    Is it possible to have kids and a clean car?

    Thanks for letting us in past the sex and fantasy and in to the reality. Somehow that is even more attractive!

  • Lilly

    Aww thanks guys :)

    Luckily I wouldn’t know about kids and clean cars, but I would assume that answer is no, unless you’re anal and raising anal kids.

    my car is consistently a mess tho. somewhat embarrassing tho when i need to give someone a ride on the spot, and theres no room for them, lol.

  • Lilly

    Cunning> *peers* that you? I dunno, I barely recognize you anymore…thought you fell off your barstool or sumthin…

    Thanks hon. ;)

  • Kali

    I’m good at baking and awful at cooking. Want to swap tips? :D

    Also, talking to cats is something I practice every day. And they say practice makes perfect……!

  • Lilly

    Kali – haha sure – but I know I’m a lost cause at baking. It’s a matter of paying attention.

    …Shit, was that the 3rd 1/2 cup or the 4th?
    …Crap, I punctured the egg yolk
    …Did I add the salt yet?

    You can’t exactly taste as you go along, in baking. You can’t judge by sight, by smell. It’s either a success or a failure beyond repair, lol.