Oh well, fuck it. Some of you might appreciate this post. Others just come for teh sexeh, that’s fine, you can skip this ;)
Random facts about me that are unrelated to sex, cause you already know what I want in bed:
I’m sarcastic. I swear like a sailor (why can only sailors swear and get away with it?). I don’t really like Pennsylvania; I HATE the roads and I hate the drivers and half the people who live here. I’m a picker. scabs. my fingernails. pimples. It’s a bad habit. You should know about it. I’m afraid of heights (so much so that I can’t even watch on the tv when someone’s standing on a ledge. heebeegeebies bigtime). I detest spiders, snakes, bugs/insects, etc.
I love good food, and I’m a damn good cook. I’ve been known to give people foodgasms from my cooking. Italian and Provincial French are my specialties. But I’m also picky with my food too. And I will bitch about cooking for you if you hate mushrooms. I don’t usually have recipes, but I’m a stickler for tradition in some things. Like don’t try to give me Fettucine Alfredo with garlic in it. wrong. sorry. untraditional. Do not try to pass off Tiramisu made with cream cheese. Just don’t. I have Mafia connections. I’ll hurt you.
I’m really good at:
- Photography and digital editing
- Jewelry making
- Getting lost
- Taking care of people
- Looking unhappy (apparently my natural “I’m in thought/busy/daydreaming” facial expression is one of unhappiness)
- Forgetting things (out of sight, out of mind)
- Talking to cats
I’m really bad at:
- Reading maps
- Cutting wrapping paper
- Making decisions
- Most sports (My hand/eye coordination isn’t the best in the league, and I have an irrational fear of things flying at my face)
- Baking from scratch (or anything to do with flour, really)
- Keeping the inside of my car clean
- Cleaning in general
- Keeping track of things like debit card, glasses, sunglasses, nail clippers, gloves, etc.
That’s enough torture for now. Wow, did you read the whole thing? Impressive. Yeah, I know…..I’m a little batty, huh? I’m sorry, no sexy and no noodz. You’ll get some soon.